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Alright Tesla haters, the truth hurts and you need to know that the Cybertruck looks pretty cool if you do this one weird trick

Jul 03, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

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I_am_Becks @iambecks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

Looks like a dead cockroach to me.

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DJ Shepherd @djshepherd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

I can’t imagine buying a 100K vehicle and this happens!! Waste of money, hope the occupants are okay. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone was trying to run them off the road. Seems Teslas are targets for road rage & aggression. Another reason not to buy one.

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Fioko @fioko.tv
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

I propose that we call these gigawipeouts

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Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/thread...

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phrebh @phrebh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

You can't fool me. That's obviously a custom rig created for the Fast & Furious franchise. They just CGI a real vehicle onto it in post.

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𓉸ྀི @hotyeetos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

I’m obsessed with how much of a failure this vehicle is.

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Believelander Says Trans Rights @says-rights.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

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Halcyon @halcyon42.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

EMT workers appreciate that it's surprisingly stable for a flipped car thanks to the flat surfaces!

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David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

The cybertruck looks like my dog when it wants a belly rub

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Reverend H. Entity @reverendentity.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

Awww, it got turned over on its shell

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@novanovis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

First off, hope everyone is okay. Second off, lol

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Sarah K @purpliser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

"You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a Cybertruck..."

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JeannetteBlue @jeannetteblue.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

These posts are hilarious. Thank you, I needed that today.

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Dis @disnothus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

So you want to crouch on the back of the warthog like *this* and aim the rocket launcher at this spot for the super jump.

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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

What is that underside? It looks like plywood.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

eh, that'll buff right out

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Haveyouearnedagoldstartoday? @ashishkabob.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

⭐️

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Baja Arizona @bajaarizona.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

That's turtle on its back mode. Costs extra unless you can prove an IQ of 76 or less.

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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

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carodjah!✨at the Sabzeruz✨ @carodjah.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

I think you might’ve attached the wrong picture; this one seems to show police overturning a dumpster for some reason.

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french fried taters @adultsippycup.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

to be fair this is the best possible outcome

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Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

That’ll rub out with a little Scotchbrite.

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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

Someone at work was telling me that the CT reminds them of the Halo warthog I didn't get it at first but now I see it

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Diskonto @diskonto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

I didn't know they could drive on their back like that. Next time I've got s girl in my truck I'm going to to show her that.

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Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

😂not buying it. The thing is still ugly as hell. 🤣 this WAS pretty funny though.

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RonMimnaugh @ronmimnaugh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

It just wants its belly rubbed.

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@cyusprotogen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

I traveled down to Nabraska from Canada over the weekend, and I was disappointed to not see a single cybertruck in the whole 45 hour trip. I wanted to point and laugh, there's not enough laughing nowadays

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hdc @hdcshah.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

Ya know, from this angle, it doesn't look nearly as much as a badly drawn video game car. Not as aggressively ugly for a change.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

I bet it flipped itself over, right? It's a feature that happens when you put it in Park and open the driver's-side door while whistling in satisfaction. Amazing!

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