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Tom Healey

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Warhammer, comics, nonsense he/him


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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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The basic thesis:

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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i'm furious that this is literally exactly what i look like

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Phil's avatar Phil @anandamide.bsky.social
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Actually no, let's do this; it would be Good, Actually

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Ray 's avatar Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
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This is the one Ben did that got me the most. I was in tears laughing.

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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Richard Gadsden's avatar Richard Gadsden @po8crg.gadsden.online
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121 Tory MPs is the worst result for them in a General Election since 1761 (112). Just thought I'd cheer some people up.

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Instead of switching candidates, they should try building a special chair for Biden. Maybe deep underground, under the Himalayas. You hook him up to that and it keeps him alive, somehow. Maybe it's made of gold and powered by psychic energy from human sacrifice

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Tom Healey's avatar Tom Healey @ladvoncarstein.bsky.social
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Just emailed my MP to congratulate her and ask that the Labour government stands up for trans rights, feels the least I could do

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Joel Morris's avatar Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social
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Things Can Only Get Better is the wrong vibe for this moment, so Starmer is going to come on to the podium to the sound of Brian Cox explaining the inevitable heat death of the universe.

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Paul O’Brien's avatar Paul O’Brien @ifdestroyed.bsky.social
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Coming soon to BBC2: Liz & Jacob’s Cosy Trains.

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Al Kennedy's avatar Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social
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Robert Buckland reading his own party for absolute filth at the moment, I absolutely do not have to hand it to him but it is genuinely fun to see

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Anyway congratulations to the Tories on absolutely eating shit. You've worked so hard for this

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Jonny Morris's avatar Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social
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It is naive to think that Reform's support will dwindle if Labour improves public services and the economy. Grievance-merchants aren't interested in actual reality and facts. The only way to deal with racists is to *shut them down*, not to appeal to their sense of reason. They haven't gone one.

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Andrew Hickey's avatar Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.bsky.social
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So from everything we know so far, the result is a landslide for "Oh, fuck... Labour, I suppose"

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Iain Clark (he/him)'s avatar Iain Clark (he/him) @iainjclark.bsky.social
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They've timed the UK Election results for the Disney+ audience. It's outrageous.

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Joel Morris's avatar Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social
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The standard Tory defence seems to be “this isn’t a vote for Labour, but proof that I and everyone in my party is a hateful turd whom ordinary Britons in huge numbers have decided to kick up the arse” and just owning that. Those public schools really toughen you up to not need love, don’t they?

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James Hunt's avatar James Hunt @jameshunt.bsky.social
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Whenever I see the candidates standing on stage as their meagre vote numbers are read out, I always think of this scene.

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Al Kennedy's avatar Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social
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Really quite depressed by how low the Green vote share has been on the two seats returned so far tbh. Lads, there's an environmental apocalypse on, not sure if you're spotted it

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Andrew Hickey's avatar Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.bsky.social
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I will be celebrating the Tories losing spectacularly tonight, but won't be celebrating this Labour Party winning. I hope as many Lib Dem and Green MPs get returned as possible, to hold Starmer to account from his left and give a proper basis for a progressive opposition and real change.

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Tom Healey's avatar Tom Healey @ladvoncarstein.bsky.social
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Country has some of the best and absolute dogshit worst music has to offer.

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Tom Healey's avatar Tom Healey @ladvoncarstein.bsky.social
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House of The Dragon? Elden Ring DLC? AoS 4? Fantasy's back baby!

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Dr Eleanor Janega's avatar Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social
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It bears repeating that part of the reason the major parties love to do transphobia because they are bigots, yes, but also because it allows them to pretend they are doing something for women and thereby get out of doing anything real or meaningful.

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Uncle Duke's avatar Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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“Enjoy your ‘likes,’ Tina. I hope they were worth my dignity.”

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👯‍♀️ lydelle buster 👯‍♀️'s avatar 👯‍♀️ lydelle buster 👯‍♀️ @babyshoes4cash.com
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finally getting around to watching Andor and I have to say the gravity of the situation is constantly dampened knowing that it's star wars, so just off camera there's always a guy for instance named pleeb gleebo who plays professional nargnog for the planet cumbo,

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Al Kennedy's avatar Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social
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She makes Labour sound like an incredibly considerate lover

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Tom Healey's avatar Tom Healey @ladvoncarstein.bsky.social
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Can't wait to give this a listen while I do the garden

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Dan Sheehan's avatar Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social
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Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!

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Tom Healey's avatar Tom Healey @ladvoncarstein.bsky.social
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Top 10 TV off the top of my head, no particular order The Shield The Simpsons Farscape Star Trek: DS9 Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle The Thick of It The Wire Bojack Horseman Justified Battlestar Galactica (2003)

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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very very funny in hindsight though

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Andrew Hickey's avatar Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.bsky.social
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If I was JK Rowling I would simply have continued being universally beloved, and enjoying my billions of pounds in my literal castle rather than becoming the genocidal leader of a fascist movement. That seems like it would be more fun.

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️'s avatar Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social
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David Simon is GOAT.

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Fraser Geesin's avatar Fraser Geesin @frasergeesin.bsky.social
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Today’s monoculture leaves little room for comfy tribal attachment. Thankfully one can still signal one’s allegiance to rock by choosing a black garment above a white one. Express yourself while you still can at Frasergeesin.com/fashion

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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i've always loved the Terry Pratchett Boots Theory of socioeconomics but it's really striking now how it's slowly becoming inaccurate bc so many companies straight up do not make good products anymore. not even rich people can buy things that aren't designed to break in 3 years bc they don't exist

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No Particular Dave's avatar No Particular Dave @daveexmachina.bsky.social
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these plant-based hot dogs are good but buddy, you do NOT want to look up what parts of the plant they make em with

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Tom Healey's avatar Tom Healey @ladvoncarstein.bsky.social
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I really enjoy duckfeed podcasts, great mix of smart and funny, good listening.

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