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It gets better, but first it has to get much worse She/her🏳️‍🌈


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I feel like more people would be comfortable with hookups if people actually offered each other after care and like bare minimum respect and kindness

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🤍

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Boooooo

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What's the price tag though??

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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Every time Joe Biden is on TV I imagine her crushing a Blackberry to dust with one hand

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Rose Schmits's avatar Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social
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If one more cunt tells me “its okay, progress is slow“ i will progress them out the fucking window

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I'm in the garbage can of life and God is saying "please miss this a Popeyes"

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Miles Grant's avatar Miles Grant @milesgrant.bsky.social
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AP story waits until paragraph 16 to mention police & prosecutors are accused of conspiring to protect the cop who's apparently the real killer, until then making him seem like a lone wolf

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Sorry, is this graph saying there's a 43% margin of error? 🤔 or maybe just a weird data viz

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You deserve to try some, as a treat

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Jaime N. Christley's avatar Jaime N. Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social
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fuck load up on your physical media if you can. torrent like a madman if you can't. streaming isn't coming to save the day. behave like you got a hot tip about plans to burn the Library of Alexandria.

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Ashley Fairbanks's avatar Ashley Fairbanks @ziibiing.com
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SCOTUS today:

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the heat is melting the microplastics in my urine and it's coming out like dental floss and i've been pulling it out for five minutes like a magician's handkerchief trick

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Alicia Kraft's avatar Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social
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Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"

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Using a blaccent calls to white rappers like The Mask

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It’s true what they say, if you relax your hand while drawing you can actually draw for hours without pain… UGH

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Bestie we do NOT got this

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The perfect gift for accidentally shooting a loved one ❤️

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Did you manifest it or is it just generational wealth?

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UMMMM a romantique with good taste? I love that

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That cane is badass girl, omg

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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Okay. I am probably going to regret wading into this again, but The Discourse about child protection issues on Bluesky has escalated to the point where people are making extremely serious accusations against the head of Bluesky T&S, and y'all need to stop. It is unhinged QAnon batshittery.

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I love living in Canada because in like 20 years global warming is going to make the average temperature just perfect

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Roxane Gay's avatar Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social
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I am so tired of people telling me I am intimidating. I am not. I have stuffed animals. I make up songs about my dog. I decorate cakes. I am super quiet. You just see a tall, large Black woman and get scared. Deal with that.

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I wish I could soft mute phrases. Like I need to know honestly 90% less about El*n but still keep an eye on things

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warmyellowlight 's avatar warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social
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when kid rock said "get in the pit and try to love someone" he was talking about the orchestra

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody

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This is such a unique use case I feel but I've used those features to help my grandma troubleshoot tech and social media issues she's having as she's 90 and across the country from me. The popular remote control features are mainly for Windows/Android phones it seems.

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Branson 🦢 Reese's avatar Branson 🦢 Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social
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If you have anxiety it's because you've done something awful, perhaps unforgivable and it's the talk of the town.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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once George Takei posts hog on here it’s over

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Just wildly shameless behaviour 😵

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Andy Greenberg's avatar Andy Greenberg @agreenberg.bsky.social
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As the security backlash has grown against Microsoft's Recall feature, it at least seemed the screenshots it takes every 5 seconds are stored such that a hacker would need administrator privileges to access them.

Turns out even that safeguard is easily bypassed. www.wired.com/story/micros...

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We've officially solved The Bathroom Problem

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How are you nonbinary AND a centrist? Pick a struggle

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Hypervisible 's avatar Hypervisible @hypervisible.bsky.social
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“It costs hundreds of millions of dollars to train these models…So there is deep pressure from companies — that are basically promising God and delivering email prompts — to make some return on investment in this technology."

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Mentat's avatar Mentat @mentat.bsky.social
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I'm going to tell you all a secret about "techbros". When you use that term, you're probably thinking about guys who write code. You are wrong. In my experience, 70% of coders hate the tech industry as much as and for the same reasons as everyone else. Your enemy is the Product Manager.

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Ahhhhh's avatar Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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Guys. Being queer isn’t commodifiable any more. What do we do

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸's avatar Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com
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Happy Pride Month to everyone else who is also chronically ill and high risk and unable to participate in Pride Month festivities because folks won't mask. I see you. Your love is still valid. And to everyone else who can safely attend events this month, please mask up.

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