the heat is melting the microplastics in my urine and it's coming out like dental floss and i've been pulling it out for five minutes like a magician's handkerchief trick
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Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I loooooooove this 💕
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Using a blaccent calls to white rappers like The Mask
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It’s true what they say, if you relax your hand while drawing you can actually draw for hours without pain… UGH
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Bestie we do NOT got this
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The perfect gift for accidentally shooting a loved one ❤️
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Loooooooove 💕💕
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Did you manifest it or is it just generational wealth?
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UMMMM a romantique with good taste? I love that
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That cane is badass girl, omg
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Okay. I am probably going to regret wading into this again, but The Discourse about child protection issues on Bluesky has escalated to the point where people are making extremely serious accusations against the head of Bluesky T&S, and y'all need to stop. It is unhinged QAnon batshittery.
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I love living in Canada because in like 20 years global warming is going to make the average temperature just perfect
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I am so tired of people telling me I am intimidating. I am not. I have stuffed animals. I make up songs about my dog. I decorate cakes. I am super quiet. You just see a tall, large Black woman and get scared. Deal with that.
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I wish I could soft mute phrases. Like I need to know honestly 90% less about El*n but still keep an eye on things
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when kid rock said "get in the pit and try to love someone" he was talking about the orchestra
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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody
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This is such a unique use case I feel but I've used those features to help my grandma troubleshoot tech and social media issues she's having as she's 90 and across the country from me. The popular remote control features are mainly for Windows/Android phones it seems.
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If you have anxiety it's because you've done something awful, perhaps unforgivable and it's the talk of the town.
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once George Takei posts hog on here it’s over
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Just wildly shameless behaviour 😵
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As the security backlash has grown against Microsoft's Recall feature, it at least seemed the screenshots it takes every 5 seconds are stored such that a hacker would need administrator privileges to access them.
Turns out even that safeguard is easily bypassed. www.wired.com/story/micros...
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We've officially solved The Bathroom Problem
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How are you nonbinary AND a centrist? Pick a struggle
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“It costs hundreds of millions of dollars to train these models…So there is deep pressure from companies — that are basically promising God and delivering email prompts — to make some return on investment in this technology."
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70,000 tons of bombs
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I'm going to tell you all a secret about "techbros". When you use that term, you're probably thinking about guys who write code. You are wrong. In my experience, 70% of coders hate the tech industry as much as and for the same reasons as everyone else.
Your enemy is the Product Manager.
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Guys. Being queer isn’t commodifiable any more. What do we do
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Happy Pride Month to everyone else who is also chronically ill and high risk and unable to participate in Pride Month festivities because folks won't mask. I see you. Your love is still valid. And to everyone else who can safely attend events this month, please mask up.
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