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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy@ugarles.bsky.social |
the heat is melting the microplastics in my urine and it's coming out like dental floss and i've been pulling it out for five minutes like a magician's handkerchief trick
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Jay
@templinjay.bsky.social
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That must feel incredibly weird. 🧵🍆
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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that one's for anyone who found me through a starter pack
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olive consumer
@machete.gay
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reverse sounding
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Re-Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
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That’s some organic 3D printer shit right there.
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Conan D. Yossarian
@conantheyossarian.bsky.social
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Have you named it?
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@gustavo64.bsky.social
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Jesus Christ, what a visual.
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rone
@ennui.org
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I call this one "yanking my chain".
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Paul L'Astnamé
@velourshirt.bsky.social
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Gellin' like morgellon's
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy
@elandobbs.bsky.social
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Salt water taffy amirite?
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
@pumpkinpal.bsky.social
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Dang! Heck!
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@mrnotsoniceguy.bsky.social
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Well we’ve tried trashing it and we’ve tried recycling it, what should we do now Butch?
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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is that good
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S Vermin Rose
@sm-rose.bsky.social
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Get more PFAs in your diet (easy to do these days) to speed the process.
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🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦
@octopusmask.bsky.social
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Would be sweet if it had a kidney stone at the end of it so you could yank it out quick and be done with that future headache in just a minute or two.
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Coolbone Minoxidil
@dingokayfabe.bsky.social
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Aw fuck that’s givin me the jibblies
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vibeulator
@vibeulator.bsky.social
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This is called extrusion.
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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omfG
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@popezebbidiexii.bsky.social
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Lady and the Tramp scene
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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Get a loop started around the toilet paper spool and give it a good spin, you'll load it up like a sewing machine bobbin
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CJ
@ceejsteak.bsky.social
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I hate this and I think I might hate you?
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Kai
@kailb.bsky.social
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Disney doesn't want you to know this but this is also how Stan Lee said Spiderman shot webs.
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Macdoug
@macdoug.com
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Actual footage
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Mach
@machminotaur.bsky.social
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this is your best post
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Marius Loots
@mariusloots.bsky.social
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Can we strap you on some pulleys and use you as a 3D printer?
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XaiaX ̆̈
@xaiax.net
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Vivid
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terminal>
@loremanlear.bsky.social
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You put the D in 3D printer
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HuddledMass
@huddledmass.bsky.social
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This is gross, and I am scowling at you in grandma.
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Becca's Mullet
@beccasmullet.bsky.social
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Holy shitsnacks! This is too much!
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Panopticoncakes
@oogernomics.bsky.social
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Smegnificent!
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Sheepie
@bastardsheep.bsky.social
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Make fairy floss.
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Chris Shaffer, aka MythicFox
@mythicfox.bsky.social
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Holy shit, this may be one of the most cursed things I've ever read. Congrats.
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Not a foot account!
@ultimatefoot.bsky.social
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you only piss out microplastics? psh, i piss out macroplastics
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Are You Being Detained
@sailbarque.bsky.social
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🔴🔴
@themothia.bsky.social
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That's just free printer filament. 100% recycled
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big al 🫨
@bigmood.bsky.social
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urethra eureka
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Allie, black Cat
@ofvick.bsky.social
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You won't even need to move up to Montana soon to raise up a crop of dental floss
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Rev. Dr. Big Honkin Jugs
@drbhjugs.bsky.social
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great post senator
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the jEfE
@thejefe.bsky.social
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This isn't going to turn into some weird Rumpelstiltskin sort of a thing is it?
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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉
@moltarben.bsky.social
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This is some Dracula flow-level derangement, well done
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Girth Brooks 🔞
@twerknowitzki.bsky.social
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Just put on a hook on the end and go fishing. The fish will also be filled with microplasics.
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Cooper Lund
@cooperlund.bsky.social
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Oh like how a cheap wig gets made
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Dan Warren
@danlwarren.bsky.social
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Carl Ballard
@carlballard.bsky.social
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Microplastic going in, macroplastic on the way out.
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Ralph The Blashpemous
@cumdemon.bsky.social
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Cmon 3d printer
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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Banger
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buster skeetin
@raymanwithaplan.bsky.social
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shootin ropes
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@roudy1.bsky.social
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self replicating plastics just drink more water
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Mike Puterbaugh
@mike.puterbaugh.net
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that’s why Backpack Kid was doing that thing with his arms
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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I hate this
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Wreagrahm, Hog Lord (🟢 ONLINE)
@gymclasswarfare.bsky.social
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This is the single best post any lawyer on bluesky has made, you truly understand your audience
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oxwof
@oxwof.com
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No fav dude what the fuck
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Dude Diligence
@chubbyrainmaker.bsky.social
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I'm spending way too much time trying to figure out how I think this would feel.
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The LeBron James of Skeets
@taekmountain.bsky.social
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Dr. Dickrespect.
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Keith Decent
@keithdecent.bsky.social
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But how does it compare to dental floss, functionally?
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Jennifer Van Goethem
@jennvg.bsky.social
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Well that’s…vivid.
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Kevin
@kja.bsky.social
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Complex analysis from the nation's foremost legal podcaster
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tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else
@smallupsetter.bsky.social
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that's cum
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