Gretchen von Tongeln

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Roy Scheider in a turteneck

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

Requiem For A Dream… On Ice

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Fun activity: launch into Bette Davis’ monologue in Dark Victory every time you visit a new doctor. Or dentist. Or go on a date.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Only assassins can pull off cheek implants.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

It’s nice technology is taking away the ability for people to own things. No sorry, just pay a monthly fee forever instead, and people are really into it.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

😀

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

It was totally like that! But not as funny.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

Appreciate the highway sign telling me to drink more water.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

Cheap Trick had it right: the optimal makeup for a four piece rock group is two pretty members, a schlub, and a goofball

31 replies 37 reposts 495 likes

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

What do I bring to your post-apocalyptic society? No, I'm not a doctor or a hunter. But I am very good at district placement

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

riding a tortoise into battle so we miss the battle and scavenge the bodies for cool hats for me and Slowmo Shellbreaker

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

The Dutch are absolutely obsessed with vowels.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

I think this is my third Seltzer Renaissance.

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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

we need more art of animals wearing pants

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:42 UTC

Fun summer activities: - go to the beach - have a picnic - burst into flame

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

Got three things done today.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Ideally.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

Saving up for something lime green.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

(Kermit) why are there so many Shows about murder

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:56 UTC

Got banned from paintball for trying to broker a peace agreement

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Killed a spider this morning but I didn't enjoy it.

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mave @mave.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

*solemnly places melting scoop of ice cream in your hand*

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Call me an optimist, but I hope animals revolt and eat us all.

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Unskilled labor is a classist myth. Except for me. I am unskilled

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andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

A withering stare would fix me

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

😀Appreciate that, seriously.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Being calm is exhausting.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

I'm not sure why a flamingo would want my money.

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Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Bobcats are called that because of their hairdo's.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

It's a good look.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

When I calculate the tip in my head

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Handsome Hobo @thehobo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

If the 70s taught us anything, it's you're going missing in the Bermuda Triangle.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

This is the haircut that will change my life.

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

center fire station, h street, bakersfield, california, 2003

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Raubtier den Atem @freikampf.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Runner, Fast Texas Ranger

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Seeing someone jog in place at a stoplight reminds me of all the times I never did that.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

It might be the getting out part that I'm thinking of

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

Driving a car into a pool does not look like fun.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

Me after lotion, serum, moisturizer, rose-hip oil, & a waxy stick sunscreen.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

Decided to spend the summer as Cowboy Madonna.

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David M Rubin @six18sfoundry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

Lola 1981 Fassbinder

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

I learned to drive in a car my dad built out of geodes using a kit he bought out of the back of Mother Earth News in 1980.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

They should make canned tater tot casserole. Get The Good People of Campbell's on this.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

Maybe I'll put out a cigarette in someone's omelette today.

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

"Wait, Guy Smiley was a game show host, NOT a journalist?" I whisper to myself.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Love Jeff

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

There has to be at least one seagull that's an introvert.

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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Twin Peaks: Donna Hayward at the RR diner.

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

Why can't a bunch of billionaires pay me to be bed ridden

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