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Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social |
people on here are relatively in tune with the ongoing AI push, but imagine how many relatively offline people are seeing Google suggest they bake glue into their pizza and wondering what the fuck is going on
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ariel gordon
@arielgordon.bsky.social
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Or how many people are going to get less obviously off the wall stuff and not realize it’s AI garbage. I want to spend less time as tech support to my older family members, not more, this will make that dream impossible.
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Karen Miller
@karenmiller.bsky.social
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Jay
@templinjay.bsky.social
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Dylan Sanchez
@captainventris.bsky.social
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I feel like this will only stop after piles of bodies and lawsuits.
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Micah
@brownmicah78.bsky.social
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Sounds like something Data would do on a TNG episode where he gets into cooking.
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Impudent Strumpet
@impudentstrumpet.bsky.social
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I keep thinking about the people googling in areas where they're not knowledgeable enough to know the instructions are harmful. Like if you're just learning how to do laundry, and it tells you add both bleach and vinegar to the washload. Or you find a stray cat and it tells you to feed them milk.
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Phil
@keeptheskyblue.bsky.social
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Aren't there laws against telling people to eat glue? How long until someone dies from a Google AI search result?
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brianjay
@brianjay1317.bsky.social
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it's how they make it italy, but we don't do it here because of woke
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Dugtrio17
@dugtrio17.bsky.social
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Also works as a shitty bookmark
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WerewolfLord
@werewolflord.bsky.social
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At a guess, it's confusing reality with TV commercials. Next thing, they'll be saying to streak shoe polish on burgers.
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theboynoodle
@theboynoodle.bsky.social
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(For the Brits, I guess)
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Peter Gratton
@petergratton.bsky.social
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Plus let’s face it, that’s maybe enough glue for a Hartford cheese slice but Bronx or Brooklyn, you’ll need half a cup.
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Peter Gratton
@petergratton.bsky.social
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Copyright doesn’t apply. They have disclaimers to get around liability. Idk—you can’t say it’s not for information purposes.
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Jay Allen
@amaninblack.bsky.social
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the glue is the big one but i'm a big fan of the suggestion you dice your cheese for pizza
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Adam Jay
@bullgooseparty.bsky.social
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How many times do we have to say it - NON-TOXIC glue!!!
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Jess
@mirrorman.bsky.social
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Glugle
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Gary Ruschman
@garyruschman.bsky.social
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I think you are underestimating the folks who will shrug and go get the Elmers.
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DodgerFanLA
@dodgerfanla.bsky.social
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Non toxic glue though
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tbd
@tumescentnumpty.bsky.social
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Google getting clamped down because they get Pritzker elected after it's "AI" says Chicago style hot dogs are made with cheese and ketchup causing the Nomads For Pritzker memes to come to pass is the funniest timeline.
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Whim Gruent
@whimgruent.bsky.social
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"Hey Ethel?! Should I be using glue in this?" "WHAT?!" "Non-toxic glue. Does that make it tackier?" "FRANK! NO!"
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Roland Muts
@rhcmuts.bsky.social
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What was another one, a couple weeks ago ? Cook your Popcorn al dente.
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Tom Whittington
@tomwwhittington.bsky.social
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I’m less opposed to AI than some (ChatGPT is a handy tool on occasion, even if it’s far too unreliable for final products) but the search results stuff is just awful. Might be the single biggest downgrade to search functionalities ever, and they’ve been getting worse for a while. DuckDuckGo ftw
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Lin💎
@klin.bsky.social
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Truly it’s not that different from the crazy answers you get online from many humans.
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Alex O
@prepostroff.bsky.social
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NON TOXIC Peter cmon this is standard cooking advice 🙄
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ricky cilantro
@rickycilantro.bsky.social
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fuck it. it’s time to lean in
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Little Gems
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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Who doesn't love a tacky sauce?
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@argentimson.bsky.social
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They may also be curious about the advice for crisping the cheese on the bottom of the crust
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Kanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷
@kanna-banana.bsky.social
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part of me wants to say 'nobody would be that clueless' but i've seen people who dont know how escalators work and that you cant just go up the down one so uh yeah that's probably gonna be bad
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LeRoc
@leroc.bsky.social
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The problem is, a non-zero amount of people will put glue in their pizza.
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Sheepie
@bastardsheep.bsky.social
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My thoughts too. How many people would go "Oh, so you mean like the paste we had as a kid? Throw some of that on my pizza? Sure! They wouldn't put something unsafe on such a well respected site as Google!"
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Martha Healy
@healymartha.bsky.social
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But, Google, my mama always used to cut pizza cheese into large shapes! Are you saying I have to defy tradition?
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MindlessGonzo
@mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
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I remember the insanity over the Tide Pod food memes resulting in a stigma of "idiot trend-chasing youngsters". Imagine the insanity from AI suggesting to add toxic substances to food in such a serious tone...
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Kip Williams sort of
@kipwilliams.bsky.social
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"It's amazing what they can do with glue these days."
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edward
@edward86.bsky.social
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it's only ⅛ of a cup it should be fine. besides its non toxic anyways
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G. Whillikers, Esq.
@samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
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I had the same thought earlier today. Even worse, imagine the person who is like, "Glue! Why didn't I think of that!:
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Common people
@uncommonpeople.bsky.social
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This is one of those times where "won't someone think of the children" seems entirely appropriate.
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Alex
@thatsrite.bsky.social
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absolute non-zero chance people are trying this
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𝕊𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥 ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟 🦠x0
@maxwalrus.bsky.social
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Don't be a coward eat the glue peter
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the 1st rule of Wife Club
@cpi.bsky.social
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CRISP THE CHEESE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE CRUST
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Azro
@azro.bsky.social
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The one directly under it is also kinda wack. 🤓☝️ ah yes. You didnt crisp the cheese on the BOTTOM of your crust, thats the problem!
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Elizabeth Roderick
@talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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AI is gleaning its info from shitposting because it has no sense of sarcasm
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Ari is doing aer best
@raantuva.bsky.social
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Reminds me of when their maps used to suggest kayaking to Hawaii from California.
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PonderStibbons
@gearoidmm.bsky.social
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I'm wondering how much non-toxic glue do you have to eat before it starts to become toxic. I feel like 1/8 of a cup might actually do the trick.
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☭ Mephistopheles ☭ (Pr0nouns:0pen)
@habaner0.bsky.social
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Right up there with injecting bleach to fight off Covid
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TheBaroness
@thebaroness.bsky.social
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I’m surprised it didn’t suggest adding a little Ivermectin but I guess that would get a bit too melty in a 425 degree oven.
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It's Dug!
@itsdug.bsky.social
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Geez, and here I've been taping the cheese to my pizza all this time like some kind of dumbass
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