You KNOW you're Gen X if you:
- drank from the hose
- called your friend's house on a landline to talk about drinking from the hose
- consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard
- had a big-ass book of CDs with sounds of ppl drinking from the hose
- played Hose Drinkin' on NES
- are depressed
May 24, 2024 at 04:42 UTC
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Played HOSE on Commodore 64
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We had cassettes with hose drinkers also. CDs came later
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"Charlie Brown had hose"
am i doing this right
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Sprite: Hose was my favorite Sprite flavor
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But how often did we *really* drink from the hose? There was no one telling us we needed to drink 96 oz of water a day. Either way, we definitely did not drink filtered water.
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k but I'm all these things, but firmly a millennial
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You forgot getting knocked offline when someone called you on the landlines...
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"consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard" also = beer bong.
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Remember the hosanic panic?
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If you're a boomer, that landline would've been a party line & that book of CDs would've been a case of 8-track tapes.
The good ol' days.
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When my turn came up, I pulled the mud caked hose from the puddle and gulped that rubber infused luke warm water like they were the last drops on planet earth.
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Those Hose Drinkinβ controllers were kinda weird, though.
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I feel seen.
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Read new reports about hose drinking leading to cancer and depression.
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Itβs funny, every Gen X, that I know, including myself, is depressed and anxious
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And now have frequent lower back pain cuz you're old now, but as a kid you bent over to drink from a hose.
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Does Hose Drinkin' 2: Return of the Sprinkler count?
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Yep. Before we became latchkey kids there was only the yard hose - after-school hydration and entertainment all in one.
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Whatever man...
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Every time I turn on my hose with the warning label "not for drinking water" I die a little inside.
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Accurate.
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unfortunately i cant drink in the hose anymore because joey bidem put gay c*m in the water supply to further his agenda of sex
lucky
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I got just the thing to cheer you up
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Does hose drinkin from the well overflow count oh wait Iβm a boomxr.
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I have achieved the same whilst technically being a Boomer and simply declining to mature.
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Iβm a millennial and this is how I learned Iβm also Gen X
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canβt believe you forgot Oregon Hose
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To be fair to our neglectful boomer parents, the erosion of public services wasn't on the same of level as how bad that would be to do now. They'd only just started voting Republican at that point π€·ββοΈ
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I could imagine an actual Hose Drinkin' game for the Atari 2600 or Intellivision, there was some weird shit for those early systems that's nearly incomprehensible to anyone now.
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@favskeet.bsky.social ππππππππ
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Playing Universal Hose on the ZX Spectrum.
Kids today will never know the thrill.
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I'm not sure my childhood was as hose-centric as yours was
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Whats gen x?
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i still do
fuck it
who cares?
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Also more likely to use "drinking from a fire hose" as a metaphor.
Source : I was born in the 1970s.
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Drank from the hose while playing Jarts.
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Nobody wants to drink from the hose anymore, sigh
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I take it your GenX experiences were limited to the backyard and family room.
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That's why everyone refers to Gen X as hosers
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Best cure for depression? A good swig from the hose.
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Stole device from hardware store so you could drink from hose a school.
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Yes, but I'm only depressed because I'm not drinking from a hose.
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don't get me started on panty hose
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Perfect thing to see on this my 51st birthday as I play Drink The Hose: Retro on my phone machine. Nostalgia is powerful.
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You forgot about the popular song "Kissed by a Hose" by Tubie and The Hosefish.
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This is why Power Wash Simulator is so popular. Itβs the closest we can come to those heady days of drinking from a hose.
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Also if you:
- remember Eddie Murphy on SNL as Velvet Jones, pitching his book "I Wanna Drink From the Hose"
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the most ignored hose drinking generation
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I'm still hoping that Hint comes out with a "warm garden hose" flavor....
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- describe messed-up things as being βhosed.β (In Canada, anyway.)
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We also had a dog who drank from SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS
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Some of my favorite memories are the days I would drink from the garden hose while my brother and I threw Jarts at each other
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We needed the hose since we were expected to be out of the house all day during the summer.
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This tracks
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