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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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"You're never lonely playing amongst the atoms" thanks famous quote but I was even ignored by a single macro particle clique theory
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Chaotic Moon@chaoticmoon.bsky.social |
236 followers 231 following 1012 posts
Old. Unmoored. No rizz. Sulu’s rattling teacup.
Interests: Most Star Trek, Silo, Foundation, AHS, The Mentalist, LEGO, etc.
My Posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafuicvsdlvi
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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"You're never lonely playing amongst the atoms" thanks famous quote but I was even ignored by a single macro particle clique theory
1 replies 8 reposts 13 likes
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Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
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After a month of socialising, I like to think that on the nights I can’t go outside, the fireflies who come right up to blink at my windows are saying good evening.
1 replies 8 reposts 19 likes
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John Rogers
@johnrogers.bsky.social
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Hah hah look I appreciate you all sending me this, on an unrelated note I will be off social media for several months and some of you may be contacted in regards to my government clearance.
13 replies 30 reposts 212 likes
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Too funny. 😆
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Everyone rolls their eyes when I say it, but The Core. It’s bad but like, classic bad.
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
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You don't have to wait until Halloween to dress up as a mummy. You can just do that now and wrap yourself in bandages and wander around and vomit swarms of scarabs on people. You don't need October for that. You can turn their blood to black ichor with fell magicks in July. You're an adult, it's ok.
2 replies 74 reposts 263 likes
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🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme
@nephrastar.bsky.social
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Gonna form a polycule so I can do this
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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My crow brought back the shiny pinky ring of a mobster and now we’re on the run.
2 replies 11 reposts 46 likes
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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*furrowed brow* more of you need to watch The Core.
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
1 replies 22 reposts 80 likes
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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We need unobtainium, STAT
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River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Our golf course was recently recognized as “Only somewhat dangerous” so we’ll take that as a compliment.
1 replies 6 reposts 30 likes
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪
@jongraywb.bsky.social
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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?
12 replies 125 reposts 420 likes
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Fungocrat
@fungocrat.bsky.social
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Modern planning and building standards need to ensure that every family home has a separate room for The Vortex.
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Chef Gaykwon
@gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
38 replies 383 reposts 1887 likes
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Emily J. Edwards
@msemilyedwards.bsky.social
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there is LITERALLY no funnier prop in tv history than the S1 X FILES drawing of The Jersey Devil
7 replies 44 reposts 202 likes
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Manager left me to run things on my own so I’ve been challenging customers to bottle flipping in lieu of payment
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hell house 501(c)3
@hellhouse501c3.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Looking back at my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container
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Amy A
@lolennui.bsky.social
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All british actors know each other from Cambridge footlights except for Peter capaldi and Craig Ferguson who know each other from an acid house in Glasgow 1981 and I think that’s beautiful
7 replies 48 reposts 391 likes
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Gab Cody
@gabcody.bsky.social
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Malus sylvestris. Be the crab apple you want to see in the world. 🌱🍃❤️🌻
1 replies 1 reposts 23 likes
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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i’m at the crystal energy i’m at the taco bell i’m at the combination crystal energy taco bell
41 replies 130 reposts 897 likes
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Fortunes on kazoo paper, humming on cookies. "What. It's bring your parallel universe to leisure day."
1 replies 23 reposts 33 likes
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
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Lots of Vulcan names have five letters, start with an s and end with a k (Spock, Sarek, Surak, Sybok, etc.). That means that technically Shrek could be a Vulcan name.
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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😂😂😂
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Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn
@trungles.bsky.social
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In a Joanne Fabrics, my niece, who just turned nine, pulled a ream of sheer black fabric over her head and goes, “Why officer, I have no idea what happened to my husband.” She’s my favorite child.
6 replies 61 reposts 477 likes
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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My phone’s notification screen is chock full of excessive heat and fire alerts. EVERYTHING’S FINE 😵💫
1 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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If this laptop is actually the waffle you use to organize all your extra keycaps then why did the geek squad replace the motherboard in my syrup
1 replies 35 reposts 72 likes
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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck
28 replies 144 reposts 505 likes
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Listen, you hit a certain age and your archenemy/hater is the twist tie on the bread bag.
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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Can we please go back to the time when we didn’t have to log into the fucking television set
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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This is the way.
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Ate too many hotdogs and burned myself with a sparkler, just like our founding fathers
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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I’m watching the plays and trying to figure it out as well. Never played before, so fun to watch.
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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WHAT DID YOU DOOOO?
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Thaddeus obviously did an outrage, for shame.
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Repost with a tweet you still think about.
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Used Robot Salesman
@urs-annex.bsky.social
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*Slams door behind me, turns around panting. Courier-bag swings over blue shirt darkened with sweat. "Anyone know how to unload a hot copy of the Declaration of Independence!?" an uncomfortable silence until in the distance, sirens "Damnit!" I mutter pushing thru the crowd to jump out the window.
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Ali Garfinkel
@aligarchy.bsky.social
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so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringing a little bell
40 replies 365 reposts 1863 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Raccoons got in the office last night. They found Cindy's ketchup packets, did a number on Evan's desk, and everywhere there is carnage. Still, there is no doubt now that they can work wonders with a spreadsheet. The company's been threatening a restructure. We can all be replaced.
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Festive! Add an umbrella! ⛱️
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Best self-defense advice I've heard is "carry two knives," because a lot of people carry a knife for self-defense but the only person who'd carry two is some sort of crazy knife-lover you'd better not mess with.
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
@smooheed.bsky.social
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In my day, ombré hair was when you were too lazy to return to the hairdresser
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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New setting just dropped: nobody can reply except for your mom.
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Anemone, as you know, means too many little hugs in a friendship is sneaky and carnivorous
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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[chiropractor appointment] M: any idea why my back's messed up? C: *checks chart for my DOB* my guess is you walked like an egyptian
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Those chiropractors do the sand dance, dontcha know…
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