Pete Milan

@petemilan.bsky.social

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Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, I stand with PANA narrators, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com

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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi @wolvendamien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

WBD's stock price has tanked ~78% since David Zaslav was announced as CEO— $32.68 on 05/19/21 to $7.32, today— to say nothing of the brand loyalty, goodwill, & creative talent he's destroyed. It is amazing & genuinely horrifying that anyone could fail this badly, & remain in a position of authority

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Yeah, no shit. Two Kevin Costner epics in a two-month period would have been a tough sell in 1991, let alone now.

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Every time Zaslav opens his mouth, without fail

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

It's never "Zaslav Says Something Kind" or "Zaslav Rescues Stray Dog," is it, it's always "Zaslav Says The Most Awful Rich White Guy Shit Possible."

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

By "deregulation," he means "will let us make a real-life, real-death Squid Game."

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

I believe that's the horror author Nancy A. Collins in the first picture.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Brits watching Americans complain about long waits between series:

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Richard Paris @rwparis2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

LEGO Jaws set available August 1, 2024.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:04 UTC

I think she dropped the thing she was lighting it off, some kind of space kerosene torch.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:52 UTC

"Hmm, this person is manifesting powers I have never seen before, I am entirely unclear as to what is happening, time for LASER SWORD MURDER!"

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

deadly serious, if you can convince small business owners that the republicans intend to pass a law that tells them they *cannot* operate on sunday, the party implodes *overfuckingnight*

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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Tired: Project 2025 wants to bring back the Sabbath. Wired: Project 2025 will ban Sunday sportsball games and forget about getting beer.

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

For a bunch of zen monks that can sense emotions, the Jedi sure are trigger-happy, huh.

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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

I hear this in Wayne of Letterkenny’s voice.

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

At this point I'm not sure why I'm watching this show. #TheAcolyte

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

Sharing this one more time because my GOD did I spend a lot of months reporting it

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Just leavin' this here

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

It hurts my heart. That asshole wrote "Calliope," dammit.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

For more on the perils of destroying journalistic credibility we turn once again to Robinson Meyer, inventor of the term "Berniebro"

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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

Also fuck you. Fuck YOU you lazy lowest hanging fruit performative bullying fucking coward. You pull any of that shit on my feed, and some of you fucking are, you’re getting blocked. Grow the fuck up.

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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

Fucking incredible that we’re here already but, yet the fuck AGAIN… If you’re criticizing a politician for the fact they’re fat and not because of their terrible political views, then the only people you’re making feel bad are the fat friends who should be dumping your bigoted ass any second now.

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one

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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

Fictional Brand Archives is a growing collection of trademarks/brands from film & tv.

fictionalbrandsarchive.com

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

i don’t think i like this

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

I think the @nytimes.com is just too old to be covering politics now. Its ability to handle the rigor and complexity of modern campaigns is obviously not there anymore. Put it out to pasture so younger newspapers can do the job.

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

I am firmly agnostic on Biden staying on at this point but I am fully ready to shove Peter Baker and A.G. Sulzberger’s heads in the toilet for a swirly if I see them in public for this shit

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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

did she shoot them

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

Well, people complained when they put it in the toothpaste.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

I tried to think of the worst possible double feature and this came to mind.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

Megaforce, Knightriders, Zorro the Gay Blade...

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

Spider-Man vs the X-Men.

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Jeremy P Bushnell @jpb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

OK, here's mine.

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Russ Bengtson @russbengtson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

I was so ready to hate ELEMENTARY when I first heard about it, but I was won over. The final episodes of season 1 are brilliant. (It's also the only action show I've seen where a character who gets knocked out a few times suffers ill-effects from it.)

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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:56 UTC

This is super important work. And it looks like it's actually having an effect. Normal people learn about Project 2025 and are scared as shitless as they should be. The Nation, The New Republic, Rolling Stone, Boston Review and others are doing the work that NYT and WaPo are neglecting.

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 11:36 UTC

Ah, a bottle episode.

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:39 UTC

MFW one of the female characters in a book is named "Jo Ledger"

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Greg A @garaujo1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Special sneak preview tonight at these July 6, 1984 theaters.

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

BILL & TED'D EXCELLENT ADVENTURE has that sequence where all the time travelers discover the mall. COMMANDO has a huge action sequence in a mall, along with POLICE STORY and ODD THOMAS. Also, this is definitely a film that exists.

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MJ Mackenzie @redheadmuppet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

This made my morning

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LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

I mean, no

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PCFclub @pcfclub.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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James Kenney @jfkenney.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

archive.org/details/beve...
Obscure Unaired Pilot of the Day: With, ahem, Beverly Hills Cop: Axel Foley now here, here is the unaired 2013 pilot for the Beverly Hills Cop tv show, w/ Brandon T Jackson, Eddie Murphy, & Christine Lahti! Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld!

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

There's a podcast about the same fair that investigates all the crime that happens there.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

Homeowners can't get insurance in certain states because climate change is making it prohibitively expensive, but there's SEXUAL ASSAULT INSURANCE for churches

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

...his friggin' avatar, though.

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

Trump is trying to get ahead of the reality that he and the heritage foundation are working to destroy America and institute a fascist dictatorship. He is lying and expecting the media to gaslight America for him.

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