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L A R S 🕯️

@underalls.bsky.social

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you may remember me from apps such as t̴̢̝̘̞͉͙͓̭̥͑͆̂̿̋́̂͋̈w̶̰͉̙̽̐̎͐̿̀̀̕͠i̶̲̝̦̯̼͆̓͗t̶̺̦̏̚t̸͍̽͐̇̆͒̕e̴̺̥͛͆̐͒̾r̴̞͆́̀̊̑̔

L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Me feeling something besides misery for the first time in months: what’s wrong? Something must be wrong. I WILL FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG RIGHT NOW

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Weird that Young Sheldon ended with Young Sheldon being sacrificed in a Wicker Man but I’m fine with it

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉's avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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"mixed-weight romance" please kill me

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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I want a house that’s all tile, no soft furnishings, not for weird crime or sex reasons. I’m just lazy and want to hose things down

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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The best thing about having a therapist is you can read as many poems to them as you want and they legally can’t stop you

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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“Some of you may have BEACH BODIES but some of us have INNER STRENGTH” I scream to an empty room from a fetal position on the couch

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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I made my psychiatrist laugh by calling the human experience “stupid”

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Trying to explain to my date why I’m willingly watching the Chevy Chase show: my friends and I went insane during the pandemic and we just do stuff like this now

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grg's avatar grg @grgd.bsky.social
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My MIL and wife were standing in the garden today muttering "Death is coming" to each other

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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We gotta start putting the c-levels making these decisions in prison and then fining the absolute shit out of companies so that the cost of doing this is greater than any savings they could realize on it.

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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I made my psychiatrist laugh by calling the human experience “stupid”

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫'s avatar 🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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this is such a vibe

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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I’m sorry I didn’t make it to the event I caught a glimpse of my reflection in a store window and had a mental breakdown :))

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Me getting distracted enough by something that I forget about death for 30 seconds: tra la la Me 31 seconds later: oh no

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Doctor, give me the SEMIGLUTATATIDE. I will shid my pants & get thyroid cancer to lose 10 lbs. I don’t care anymore Man on the street handing me a needle: here you go :)))

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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“Some of you may have BEACH BODIES but some of us have INNER STRENGTH” I scream to an empty room from a fetal position on the couch

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loup garoux omegaverse's avatar loup garoux omegaverse @babadooknukem.bsky.social
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Hey I don't want to alarm anyone but this Thai skibidi toilet bootleg gatcha machine is playing despacito

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Mir's avatar Mir @miriam.lol
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My question is: If Biden is willing to compromise asylum seekers' rights for political purposes, what’s to say he won't eventually compromise the rights of LGBTQ+ individuals, Black people, or other minority groups? Historically once the line is crossed it’s crossed

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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saying “broca’s aphasia” makes u sound like u have broca’s aphasia lol

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Im gonna give something a hump (non-sexual)

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Cap’n Watsisname's avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Researching flibbertigibbets and ended up down a rabbit hole of all the -gibbits and their preferred habitats

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Me, unemployed, traumatized, waking up early now because of new meds: IT’S ONLY 9:30AM JESUS CHRIST

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zaratustra's avatar zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social
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YOU'RE LISTENING TO [siren sound] 97.3 [explosion] KRAD FM WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT [geiger counter sounds] THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION [Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing]

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heiðrún's avatar heiðrún @harpy.party
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I think I'd make a good widow

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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I want everyone to know I just won the argument I had in my mind about an imaginary scenario that has no bearing on my life. Boy did I win it

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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I’ve hit the wall of post-9/11 Frasier and I don’t know what to do. I need to be not depressed. Help!!!!

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Can my body dysmorphia take a chill pill already? Or will that…oh no. Will that make it bigger

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Stephen King's avatar Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social
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Thank you to everyone who welcomed me to BlueSky. Much appreciated.

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Michael Hobbes's avatar Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
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I spent the morning collecting all of the data on hormones and mental health for trans kids. Here are the results of every single study and the UK review's utterly disingenuous takeaway.

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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This is all very funny but my ability to experience joy peaked on the day Trump got COVID. It’s been waning since then and today all I’m capable of is a few dry chuckles

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Missed Connection: You were the pretty redhead walking your dog on the beach. I was the guy who kept yelling THIS WATER IS SALTY

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alber 's avatar alber @captainacab.airbud.website
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i used to blame the algorithm for manipulating me into spending too much time on my phone but bluesky has no algorithm so i must now face the cold reality that they must have found another way to manipulate me

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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I have one friend to whomst I periodically text, simply, “aaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhagagghhhhhhh” and he responds with “yes” and honestly it helps

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Retsoor's avatar Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social
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? a. I lived my life b. my life lived me c. all lives are one life d. none of the above

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L A R S 🕯️ 's avatar L A R S 🕯️ @underalls.bsky.social
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Yearning for a time when crushing loneliness was the worst of my problems LOL

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donni saphire 's avatar donni saphire @donni.bsky.social
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“Life is weird,” I mutter to myself for 70 to 80 years

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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I may be too firmly grounded in the space-time continuum to park here.

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glitterburrito (Jamie)'s avatar glitterburrito (Jamie) @glitterburrito.bsky.social
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I'm working on Season 3 of HDYGH after a brief spring hiatus. 🎧

I'm especially interested in women in the trades, small business owners, and a zookeeper for this season!

Submit or Nomiante someone:
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careers | podcasts | creators

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Adrian Tchaikovsky's avatar Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social
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You know, when someone says ‘I enjoyed a thing’ you are actually permitted not to reply with a small essay explaining why you did not.

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