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Steven Santos

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Screenwriter/Freelance Television Editor Spend less time on the internet, people.


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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Imagine someone who, in 2024, is willing to answer a call from a number they do not recognize and then give their honest opinions to whoever is on the other end of the line. This is ouija board territory

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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The reason polling keeps getting weirder is because every year, more and more normal people stop answering the phone for any reason

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Mo Ryan's avatar Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social
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Every time Zaslav opens his mouth, without fail

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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really been an incredible month for extremely online people convinced whoever they’re talking to is reading their posts

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Reading a story about the election that casually referred to "Biden's slide in the polls" and it just remains remarkable to me that narrative reporters can just drop stuff like that into copy and never think twice about whether it has any basis in fact.

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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Can't wait for what the NY Times op-ed page will bring tomorrow morning. Perhaps, a photo of a gun aimed at a dog's head telling Joe Biden to drop out or else.

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Paul F. Tompkins's avatar Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Peter Sarsgaard: We have the same voice, what are we going to do John Malkovich: I. could. get. more. halting? Peter Sarsgaard: Love it

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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚's avatar ❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
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If you live in a swing state and vote for the democratic nominee for president i will show you my boobs

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Them going after furries is a 1000x tougher fight for them than any judicial or civil rights organization they’ve messed with before

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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I wonder who I play on this show. I hope my performance is good.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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What? No it wasn't. A bunch of people warned about exactly this, before it happened, and then AS IT WAS HAPPENING. People just… kept pretending that the dude who conned them hadn't conned them and was, in fact, a super genius, instead of taking the fucking L and holding him anything like accountable

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Tyler King's avatar Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social
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Like Google ruining search to push “AI,” corporations have become incentivized to damage their own products to chase investor trigger words. There’s no long-term strategy, only short-term gains. An entire economy of pump-and-dump companies.

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Daniel J. Willis's avatar Daniel J. Willis @bayareadata.press
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People used to fighting for something rather than defending the status quo—Black people, progressives, etc.—know a terrible idea when they see it. Unfortunately that does not describe much of the Democratic Party.

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Cate Eland's avatar Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social
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Biden's had 4 extremely boring years in office with several major, bipartisan legislative successes, low unemployment, and a booming stock market, and the media *still* has George Clooney calling for his political head on a platter. You think any other Democrat who replaces him will get a pass?

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Hi. I'm George Clooney. You may know me from the movies and TV and for being good looking. It also explains why the NYT thinks my opinion on who should run the country matters even though no normal Americans can relate to my daily life in any way.

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post malone ergo propter malone's avatar post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social
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PETER WELCH is who you got to write this? First-elected-to-the-Senate-at-73 Peter Welch?

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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Now that someone has figured out how to disable bots on social media, we're going to find out how under-populated the internet is in reality.

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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Weed dispensaries are the only stores I go to anymore. The workers are super competent but never pushy, the vibe is chill and they always handle the lines waiting to get inside well.

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Max Berger 's avatar Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social
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I get why this is the case, but it’s so wild that one million Americans died of COVID because of Trump’s handling of the pandemic, and it’s not even remotely an issue in this election. What a country!

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Anna Kornbluh's avatar Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social
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in honor of their horribly biased oligarch coverage, and in the interest of some shitposting fodder on a different subject (phew), let's talk about the most biased noxious offensive content from NYT Cooking

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Joshua Foust  🪖🎮's avatar Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com
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A consistent principle emerging the last 2 weeks is just how badly out of touch the mainstream media and party elites are from the bulk of people in the country. Some kind of feared shift to Trump isn’t happening, and the screaming about a shift will be self-fulfilling. They are incepting a crisis.

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Charles Johnson's avatar Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
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I think the corporate owners of media outlets are really overplaying their hands with this massive feeding frenzy and pile-on. People are getting fed up. It’s even getting through to normies because it’s sofa king blatant.

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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Francis Coppola's video introducing his new movie hotel in Georgia which automatically books you for double the time you need when your trip goes over budget and over schedule until it fulfills your vision.

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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After the Trump Years, Bill Kristol is finally returning to his natural state of being wrong all the time. Nature is healing.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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for what it’s worth, clooney throwing beshear, whitmer, moore, pritzger and harris into the same thunderdome cage match makes it clear that he’s just shitposting without any real connection to any of these people just like everyone else is

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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perplexed by how hard some people are trying to convince others that anyone in America outside of Amal Clooney gives a single fuck who George Clooney wants or doesn't want running for President

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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the question that seems to go unasked is: if you, george clooney, don't get what you want, what are you going to do

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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Maybe an 82 year old guy doesn't want to be told that people his age are disposable. The Left is playing the best move for which person they can Trojan Horse their needs for the next 4 years.

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David Slack's avatar David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social
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If anyone is wondering what a smart liberal George Clooney is… He went fi-core (quit) my union over the writing credit on LEATHERHEADS.

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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Worth remembering that Trump tried to overturn the ACA without a replacement, which could have brought back lifetime caps and revoked coverage for pre-existing conditions. In other words, if he'd had his way, many more Americans could have gone bankrupt and died.

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Jarrod Baker's avatar Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social
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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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The NY Times is going to print an op-ed by a celebrity asking Biden to drop out every day until these poll numbers reflect their narrative. They've got Alec Baldwin tomorrow, Lena Dunham Friday, Rob Reiner Saturday and Charo on Sunday.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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WBD's stock price has tanked ~78% since David Zaslav was announced as CEO— $32.68 on 05/19/21 to $7.32, today— to say nothing of the brand loyalty, goodwill, & creative talent he's destroyed. It is amazing & genuinely horrifying that anyone could fail this badly, & remain in a position of authority

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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there’s a case to be made that the biden freakout is not actually about biden but about the zero-real-job-experience dork pundit class having no real polling to go on for the first time in their lives and reacting by having a big one

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Hey! Remember Republicans saying "Obamacare will make death panels to kill your grandma!"? Then you should probably go check out chapter 14 of the Project 2025 manifesto. Because every Conservative/Republican accusation is a confession.

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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Maybe the electorate who are paying this much attention to the election 4 months out are those who want to be entertained by it and are also comprising the 1% of people who say yes to being polled while the other 99% are not answering the phone coming from strange numbers like we all do.

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Steven Santos's avatar Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social
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The commercial for this is scored to Tom Waits' "Way Down In The Hole".

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Ryan Broderick's avatar Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
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"Slop" has become the defining genre of the 2020s. And now everything has to meet two contradictory requirements. It must fill the content void and also be the most popular thing ever.
www.garbageday.email/p/slop-void

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Dell Cameron's avatar Dell Cameron @dell.bsky.social
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What a huge violation of trust. Fuck this.

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Shaun Strohmer's avatar Shaun Strohmer @shauninmpls.bsky.social
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Hey motherfuckers, just found out my kid had post-viral myocarditis from COVID in 2022! Discovered because of constant fatigue and dizziness when standing. They now use a cane. COVID is surging again so do the damn things! I know they suck but not as much as giving someone else a heart condition.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Who thinks we're having free and fair elections anymore if Trump wins? SCOTUS already re wrote the Constitution for him. He could say 'no more elections, I'm protecting the country from the evil cheating left' and they'll call it an 'official act'

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