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Collin Murr
@collinmurr.bsky.social
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"This is my last word on the matter" - Guy who's about to say a whole lot more on the matter
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susan optimistically@susandixon.bsky.social |
376 followers 586 following 826 posts
Pathologically polite, hopefully amusing, often dancing.
she/her
#WearAMask
[pfp alt text: photo of a woman (me) with pale skin, dark hair, and blue eyes, wearing a fetchingly off-the-shoulder frock and smiling]
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Collin Murr
@collinmurr.bsky.social
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"This is my last word on the matter" - Guy who's about to say a whole lot more on the matter
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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gf: If LinkedIn had a "relationship status" in the bio I could cut down on incoming messages drastically
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Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
@shoshana.bsky.social
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I was explaining to an English coworker how there’s a different Tayto crisps in Ireland and Northern Ireland with a different Mr Tayto. He said, “I get it. When you eat the Irish crisps, you’re eating the body of Mr Tayto. When you eat the Northern Irish crisps, it represents the body of Mr Tayto.”
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter: Fluey
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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when someone special sends you flowers and you feel all tingly💕
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Eize Basa
@eizebasa.bsky.social
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Grand Theft Opry
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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In a surprise move, the Trump campaign announces Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino as V.P. nominee
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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give me more bed all of the bed a room-sized bed across which to sprawl
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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Your honour, with all due respect, sometimes it’s like someone took a knife, edgy and dull, and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul
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Peachykeeen
@peachykeeen.bsky.social
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Local Problem by Pavel Kopriva
2001
Installation assembled from blown, mirrored-glass parts.
Uměleckoprůmyslové Museum, Prague
#WeekAforArt #AlphabetChallenge 📷
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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we're all just gut biomes with internet access
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Eize Basa
@eizebasa.bsky.social
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don’t tell me what to do, i am perfectly capable of hating both the player and the game simultaneously
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joemag
@joemag.games
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the sky crashed at Planet Hollywood
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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true 😂
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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why does he look like Claude from Degrassi High
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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Huge day for Jonathan Groff
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Fart To Table
@farttotable.bsky.social
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If we go to the Boston Harbor and scoop the water back into tea cups, do you think they'll take us back?
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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me when someone wants to fight
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Mike Feher
@saxmike71.bsky.social
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Reskeeting this for absolutely no reason at all:
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Scott Bateman: 5000 Space Aliens
@scottbateman.bsky.social
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Here's what I'm working on today for my next animated film. #filmsky #artsky
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gamera obscura
@ohrobin.bsky.social
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We are meant to notice language changing in our lifetimes, meant to see shifts in fashion, in hairstyles, the march of progress and the pace of technology. We are not meant to watch ancient forests wither and seas rise. This feels so monstrously abnormal - so wrong it breaks our minds.
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Collin Murr
@collinmurr.bsky.social
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youtu.be/7GZD2nxb7Q0?... it’s a special free-for-all episode of Lie Cheat and Steal, featuring questions about John Travolta wigs, sitcom houses, and viral videos. DM to be a contestant on a future episode!
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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Doomscrolling is really back
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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I know! You are stronger than I 😂💕
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Collin Murr
@collinmurr.bsky.social
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Gene Parmesan was only on a single episode of the original Arrested Development run, but Martin Mull made him feel ever present. His performance in Clue was similarly legendary. He will be greatly missed.
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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Buy my friend Kate's book!
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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THAT'S that me espresso
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Fart To Table
@farttotable.bsky.social
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Cool, cool. Awesome. Good thing we don't need experts weighing in on regulations. Otherwise, we might have some pesky studies about why housing the homeless is both more humane and cheaper than punishing them for existing.
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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I think Jake Tapper should come back to Bluesky and let us rake him over the coals a little bit as a treat
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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cursed image
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
@kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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The god of possibility has died
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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Osita Nwanevu
@ositanwanevu.bsky.social
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I dunno, seems like some guys put it there. Probably drove. That would be my theory
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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chaotic evil
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Eize Basa
@eizebasa.bsky.social
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Sometimes the writing life is trying to find the perfect descriptor for a table and after fifteen minutes going with "large."
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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I am also that person
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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I’m the secret third category of cilantro person: tastes soap but doesn’t want to make a fuss
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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a psychologist on Joe Rogan explaining exactly everything that's wrong with Joe Rogan and Joe's just going "wow that's wild. can you imagine?"
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e.w. niedermeyer
@niedermeyer.io
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tech guys understand literally anything about the human experience challenge 2024
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Alisha Grauso
@alishagrauso.bsky.social
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Elon builds automobiles (and, apparently, rockets) like Stockton Rush built deep-sea submersibles.
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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The E in "Ben E King" is short for Entertainment
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Uncle Jeff 🏳️🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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So sad that in all the many verses of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah, none of them end in Boo-Yah
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Parilani 🫧
@parilani.bsky.social
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road sign: FOLLOW DETOUR me: omg a quest
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics? Uhhhh…the first is you do not talk about robots. So's the second, I think. Third’s something about not getting them wet after midnight?
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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Training for an Olympic medal in Offputting
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susan optimistically
@susandixon.bsky.social
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Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
@shoshana.bsky.social
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Antifa might be on the wrong side here
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devon rubin
@devonrubinart.bsky.social
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“if money was abolished would you still make content?” is the most insane AI bullshit i have ever heard in my life i was making art and drawing way before i was making money for it how fucking corrupt are these pieces of shit? money is barely part of the equation. its only there cause i NEED IT
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Kapuchu
@kapuchu.bsky.social
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I am reminded of this particular gem. I think it is very appropriate at this point in time.
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