Ursula Fell-Crest Owen

@ueowen.bsky.social

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I do visas. Somehow married to @nbeaudrot.bsky.social. She/her/hers. same username on that other site.

Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

Just saw an Insta ad that read "You deserve a better cup" and I nodded absentmindedly before realizing that they meant tea

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

I don't think I know how to win this election and tbh I don't think anyone else does either

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Also no feet? Feet are shins?? Concerning

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Looks anazing, keep up the good work 🫡

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

BIG FLUFFY BOY I'M GONNA KEEP ON PICKING UP MY BIG FLUFFY BOY HE'S GONNA KEEP ON HIDING UNDERNEATH THAT BIG RUG I'M GONNA KEEP ON PICKING UP MY BIG FLUFFY BOY BIG FLUFFY BOY

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Ohhhh what have you done You're a big fluffy boy / and you hide under rugs

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💛 Mighty 🤍 Mad 💜 Maxine 🖤 @mightymadmaxine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

Today some jagoff in my neighborhood decided that the time to express their patriotism through explosions was at 4:30 AM on July 5th

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

in fairness Age of Ultron does NOT hold up, it is NOT even remotely approaching an enjoyable movie

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Lisa Shininger (she/her) @ohseafarer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

I truly walked out of the theater that weekend feeling like I could shoot down one million alien ships singlehandedly and/or punch God with the Constitution but also nervously peering up at every large advancing cloudbank for the next two weeks and/or to this day.

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Is this Cascade 220 Wave? I have some stashed for a sweater for my son and I love to see other people using it 😍

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

I find going over much worse than coming back; but then I never spend long enough over there to fully adjust

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Consider this your reminder to watch Scavengers Reign on Netflix and juice the fuck outta its numbers and convince whoever needs convincing that there’s a place for amazing, adult-audience animation in the world. Thank u.

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pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

oh my god it's literally this

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

Elliott is a top-tier husband! And so *decorative*

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Cinder cones baybeeeee

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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2023 at 15:28 UTC

July 4th Parade, Tule Lake Internment Camp, 1943.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

What to the Slave is the Fourth of July.

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Skyla is offline resetting her brain. Buy her books. @skyladawn.ca
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

It's lifechanging. "I always leave the broom here instead of putting it away...what if I just put a hook where I always leave it?" "I always take the scissors to another room and lose them. What if I put scissors in every room?"

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

It’s the 4th of July and all I see are people talking about the divisions in America when we should be celebrating our greatest achievement: Launching a world wide offensive against aliens after uploading a computer virus made on a MacBook

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

PNW coast the best!!

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

I'm sorry I don't know why they keep turning out to be pieces of shit

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

Fuckin hell Char

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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

In Seattle:

www.king5.com/article/news...

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Okay well that is also true

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Well I have tried it (cooking and eating hot food when it's hot outside to cool down) and I still don't think it works and now I'm also drenched in sweat

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

High art, thank you very much

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

let me make this clear: not voting is a vote for trump. voting for a third party is also a vote for trump. you might think voting for biden is safe but no sorry those votes go to trump too. votes for trump himself however get stored in an unused walk in freezer at mar a lago and count toward 2028.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

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Carl Ballard @carlballard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

The President has unlimited power but only for cruel garbage and coups.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

If your "activism" is still stuck in 2016 you are gonna have a real hard time in 2025

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

Pardon her Biden, it was the only way

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

Niiiiice

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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

"As an Indian don't you support Rishi Sunak" I very much do I think he is a crown jewel of England and therefore should be kept locked in the Tower of London and only taken out once a year for public display

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

You look comfy and chic

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

I just feel sure that I'm not gonna rest easy and I want to be ready

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

Instagram needs to stop showing me posts about how to dress my body and start showing me posts about how to equip my revenant corpse

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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Data shows that immigrants keep America running. Immigrants are just 14% of the population but:

- pay $580B in taxes/year
- are 16% of nurses and 28% of health aides
- are 25% of ag workers
- are 25% of construction workers
- are 20% of entrepreneurs

immigrationimpact.com/2024/07/02/i...

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Can we Bivens action the President? (Really showing my lawyerly ignorance here)

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Scotus is like the refs in Air Bud now, "the Constitution doesn't say you CAN'T drone strike domestic protesters!"

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Megan Carpentier @megancarpentier.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

“I had a very, very rambunctious youth.” He was 44 at the time his then-nanny says he pinned her in a pantry and groped her.

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Ursula Fell-Crest Owen @ueowen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

Solid block here

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

Just saved a friend $500 by referring her to this program; please refer to it if you get prescribed Paxlovid and get quoted a crazy price! www.paxlovid.com/paxcess?cmp=...

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