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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
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16 followers 74 following 30 posts
I do data related tasks in the general proximity of people who make computer games. Irish. he/him
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
104 replies 1202 reposts 7006 likes
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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My dad, watching the doubles at Wimbledon: see that, he's signalling something there! Me, hadn't been watching but totally Challengers-pilled: oh no, oh no no no
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Misread this as "the real generational divide is which is your emotional support: pride or prejudice", which also sort of works
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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I have a special place in my heart for moving blood from the atria to the ventricles
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Curious to see whether if you passed a James Ellroy novel or something with a similar shorthand style into the Prose-Blandifier-2000 it would come back four times as long
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Guys (at the Welsh car boot sale) literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Unfortunately I just can't buy ol' Otto Hightower as a sinister figure when he's always walking around in that big cosy dressing gown thing. I get it man, the air conditioning at my workplace is super aggressive as well, wrap up!
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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recording device errata
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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The Footloose town made some valid points
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dk
@portdrift.bsky.social
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the heavens to betsy pipeline
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Flossed yesterday and at one point I think I either: a) accidentally shaved a bit of one of my teeth off leaving a sharp jagged edge or b) actually flossed properly for the first time in my life Impossible to tell at this time
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Will Oremus
@oremus.bsky.social
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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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And Noam Chomsky... who did NOT die
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more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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decided to check out jangling keys for the first time in probably decades, and wow.. that does not hold up. the whole time it's like, uhh what the heck is even happening?? i was actually laughing out loud at how bad it was
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Lot of passing the ball back and forth in this whole "football" thing, someone should really do something about that
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Repressed memories? i haven't thought about those in years
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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I would like to thank the wizzkid design geniuses at Microsoft for letting you put gridlines on a PowerBi dashboard that are practically invisible and aren't centered on the middle of the dashboard. Very useful!
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Aisling
@ashalinggg.bsky.social
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Sorry who is writing these ticker tape bits on RTÉ
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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I think it'd be good if there was a Bojack Horseman episode about the Theranos scandal and the journalist guy was a reindeer called "John Caribou". I just thought of this pun and I'm inordinately proud of it
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Do you want to go see a movie? Yeah, IF Yeah if what? Yeah, IF, the movie Yeah if the movie what? It's just IF Just if what? [ hours of this ] Well I want to see Planet of the Apes, will you go too if I can get the tickets? OK, I'll go to IF, you'll go to Planet of the Apes, you'll get the tickets
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it's charloh! from online (it/its)
@charloh.bsky.social
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well, 11
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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"Can I have a salad?" "Sure, one Grassy Bowl coming right up"
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bird girl
@inkypaper.bsky.social
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'the elder scrolls' yeah i sure do
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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The itsy bitsy spider fucked around and found out
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Jordan!
@jordanjamboree.bsky.social
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deep space 9 is incredible because it’s about what if a shitty strip mall was an ancient religious site and also the pentagon
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georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
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Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Oftentimes, I would see a random clip from an old TV show uploaded unaltered to YouTube and think, "What kind of sicko would do this?". But I see now that I was wrong and should have instead been respectfully thanking the unknown sickos for their service
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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At the point where instead of looking up the ages of successful public figures to confirm that they're all much younger than I am, I can instead look up the ages of people who look up the ages of successful public figures. It's a double dose of feeling like a past-it decrepit failure! #efficiency
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Cullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
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"Dear Diary, Turns out I'm POPULAR!? You are NEVER gonna believe this but today..." -Barabbas
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Happy 5th birthday to the greatest thing ever created in history 🎂🎉🥳 Feels like I've known this video my whole life, crazy to think it's only been half a decade...
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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The Reverend Mother says the Bene Gesserit plans "are measured in centuries" but she ends every conversation after about three sentences and flies away. What, we're supposed to believe she's in such a rush that she doesn't have time to sit down for a cup of tea?
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Hast thou any games on thy phone?
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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"The slow-cooker penetrates the shield" was very good, to be fair to him
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Me hearing my brother make more and more Dune references:
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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What my front-facing camera sees first thing in the morning:
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Nick Kodama
@nickkodama.bsky.social
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Checking google scholar for recent articles with the phrase "certainly, here is a":
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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if you've gotten this far in life and you still don't know what an umlaut is, that's on u
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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At last, I have become an adult
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Pretty pleased with the pancakes I made considering I had to do a purely vibes based estimation of what 100g of flour "looks like"
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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People will tell you now is the time to short Bluesky invite codes but I say no! Go long, buy the dip!!
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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We all know salt is bad for you, but we also all know that pepper is a miracle seasoning that tastes good but has no drawbacks whatsoev-please for the love of God no one disabuse me of this notion
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Yeah, those "areas" are North, South, East and West, am I right folks? Folks?
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Thank you, a fine ahoyhoy to you too
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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Enjoying Alan Wake II so far
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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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I actually got a Bluesky code ages ago but I hate picking usernames so much that I only managed to settle on one now. I don't even like the one I picked!
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