Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social

threatening us with a good time

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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

lol bye!

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Glass Teeth @glassteeth.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Please let it be goodbye, you stale cheeto puff

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Wheredafukarwi @wheredafukarwi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

How will I ever sleep?

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

"Tomorrow I could be thrown in jail, for doing something I was warned three times not to do and chose to still do anyway."

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cdpositive @cdpositive.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

🙏🙏🙏🙏

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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus" @marktspence.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

"Where can I donate to ensure you *are* thrown in jail tomorrow?"

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Richard Koenig @rich-king.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Fell asleep on the period key

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Mark Gilleece @recklessmg.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 10:09 UTC

"Dragging this out is costing way more than I expected - these lawyers expect to be paid in advance now! Anyway, I'd sooner spend your money than mine, so fork it over, disphit!"

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

🎻 the drama, the bathos, the endless whinging of the short-fingered vulgarian from Queens ... imagine the glorious silence if they threw him in the slammer

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vILLAGE GENIOUS @suddenlygarmo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

change da world ...

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Tim Just Tim @timkrauss.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

Did he fart and fall asleep with his Tiny Baby Hands on the period key?

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Spideyfan @bsky-spideyfan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Bro I hope cause it',ll be the best Day for America

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Joel/kingjder02/whatever @joelsftw.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

I wish.

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Juli Gittinger aka Dr G @jlgittinger.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 09:55 UTC

Inshallah

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@fiero @fiero.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

And me without any cold champagne!

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@jimjoe.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Farewell, good riddance.

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pophouse @pophouse.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

trump and republicans are clearly in a dysfunctional relationship in the clinical sense right now

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Bushido Blaq @warrocketajaxjr.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

Okay this dude is off the chain crazy balls. Ain't NO way he gets back in charge of nukes.

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Michael @michaelt.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Please please please

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labcat corpse @merkzlockr.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

we popping the biggest bottles when trump goes to jail

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Veryolympia @veryolympia.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

New Yorkers, remember the dancing in the streets to celebrate Biden's victory on election night? Get out your dancing shoes.

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Andi @andil.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 06:08 UTC

I’ll buy the first round if that happens (first 10 takers, anyway)

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

😹

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

a messy bitch that lives for drama

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Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

You can tell he's serious because of all the punctuation.

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Travelling Yorkie @travellingyorkie.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

He will definitely lose the Gen Z vote if he’s included a thumbs up emoji after all those dots….

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P&R Industries @prindustries.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

I wish to see it happen. It would be very funny.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

lol what a pathetic whiny little bitch

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@waterloo45.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Drink the Kool aid

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Andie Hallihan @hooli.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 06:12 UTC

Awww. Man who can’t do the time still yearns to do the crime.

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Fabulous Abomination @fababomination.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

I'm hoping him and Biden have a heart attack at the same time.

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@sloaches.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Does the judge in this case have the stones to jail Trump for contempt of court? It seems to me that Trump would have to do something pretty bad like tell the judge to go F himself or disrupt a witness testimony.

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Bus D. Sinclair 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @melbeast.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

Dramatic ass LiveJournal type post lol

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Katherine 🐑 @katvanzan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Better pack a toothbrush, Jack.

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Shroom Jester🍄🐻 @shroomjester.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

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Wozza B @wozzabee.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

Ha! It would be nice, however, he’ll never see the inside of a prison cell. The system was set up by people like him to protect people like him.

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@elgrb.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

F… I hope Jimmy Kimmel saw this.

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Pyrito Hedron @pyritohedron.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

I think there should at least be probation for torturing an ellipsis like that.

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@gwchilly.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

Non-zero chance, for sure. Best guess I’ve heard is a 10 to 30-day sentence, suspended by the judge pending future behavior.

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Anbayabyay @anbayanyay.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

Fast forward to November: Trump wears an orange jump suit and watches himself lose the election as he noodles a version of "Some Things Last A Long Time" to himself on the prison piano between diaper changes. Here's hoping!

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Muted Dreams @banofren.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

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Eh-Borg @meh-bot.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

I’d that Alexa meme come out approximately around l 2016 cause ima channel it now This is freaking awesome, Alexa play Party Rockers

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Lincoln Stewart @volver.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Shame. If he'd only used 2 more periods I'd have sent him money.

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That Adam Person @ac927.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

I just spent the evening with 2 Jewish mothers and there was no guilt trip all night quite like this.

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'viktor shtrum' @viktorshtrum.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

why tomorrow? contempt hearing?

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Nigels1 @nigels.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

I still have a bottle of Dom I am waiting to open up when he is sentenced to jail …

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DH Prints @dhprints.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

This isn't a goodbye to trump. It's a good riddance, to trump. That fat orange bastard basically destroyed America

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Josh Manning @joshmanning23.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

🙏🏼

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

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Al Petterson @eyelessgame.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Seriously? Really? he said that?

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Don Drennon @dondrennon.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

God does not love us that much.

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Shad Murasaki @shadumura.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

I hope he does get thrown into prison. Just so the democrats can shut the fuck up about him.

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Erica @ericadipirro.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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beat the heat by beating your meat @salarta.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

“Donate today to send me to jail”

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Nicholas Campiz @geographer.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Those periods make it seem like he was thrown down a big pit as he said this, and honestly that's the type of sentence he most deserves

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Crowpotkin @crowpotkin.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

That’s the same tone that Uber eats emails me with asking why I haven’t ordered from them in so long.

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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

He's fallen asleep on the . key

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Cedor @cedor.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

I hope the system treats him just like it would me.

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Paulette @paulette7.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

🍿

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Paranoid Android 🤖 @geezer76.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Prediction: Trump gets convicted BUT bc he wasn’t before he gets out on probation plus a fine.

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JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

Here's hoping. Half the country is going to tie one on.

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Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

Fucking drama queen

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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

His wrist is gonna hurt so much from all those slaps on it tomorrow

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Elizabeth le Fen @fenbeast.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

God what a whiny little bitch he is. My dog with his broken toenail whines less and he whines a LOT.

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Rare Blue @rareblueloot.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Is he about to break out onto song?

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Todus @todus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

🎻

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Seraphi 🇵🇸🍉 @lordseraphicat.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

If this is true, then that's one less problem to deal with.

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Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Something, something…briar patch.

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John @lawyerbennett.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Stop, Cheeto, Stop, Now! I'm smiling and happy with the thought of see your repugnant ass in lockup.

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@mozzanddip.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

Yes please

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Antifa Fresh 🇵🇸 ☭ @blung.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Damn. If he ever hitlers himself the note is gonna rock.

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Kaye Jose @kayejose.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

Ang tagal naman. Been waiting since 2021 😂

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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

That's hilarious😂😂😂😂

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 08:11 UTC

This is boomer over elipsis use gone mad.

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Accelerationista @accelerationista.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

If only he would stop violating court orders, he might stay out of jail until the end of the trial. I imagine he thinks it will help him for his campaign, but I think it would crush him mentally. GO FOR IT, Donald. Seeing you crack in the clink would make my day.

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Christopher Donnelly @chrisdonnelly.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 09:34 UTC

Don't tease us.

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