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Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat

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Voted ALA's "Most Inspirational Pinata" 2018. "If you ever go into the UVA library remember to be quiet or this guy will kick yer ass." - antifawatch dot net


Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat's avatar Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat @averysafecat.bsky.social
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If you find one of these people, and I have never seen one in the wild, rest assured nobody on the left likes them either.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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It’s really reached the point for me where they can kick Biden to the curb or have Biden remain in but whatever the fuck this discourse amounts to is getting increasingly gross and weird and I’m not exactly sure what it’s supposed to be doing for anyone

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Willie Fitzgerald's avatar Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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God damn but they were ahead of their time for real.

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In a word, and completely seriously: yes.

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I think Oderus is dead but I voted for him to be the governor of North Carolina.

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Jana H-S (they/she)'s avatar Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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I Am Sitting In A Room but the room is a preowned subaru hatchback that desperately needs its windshield cleaned and the monologue is an apology that changes slightly every time

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So… so brave… *tearing up*

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The grace note here. Chef’s kiss.

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This is like Cenobite cuisine

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Anya Taylor-Ham's avatar Anya Taylor-Ham @griph.bsky.social
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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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Our New National Hamthem

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thee kendal mintcake's avatar thee kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social
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There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

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Good Lord, you had to delete the post? What sort of toxic yinyang gets whooped up about this sort of thing? Ha ha, rhetorical question there.

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He lived with Vestine if I recall correctly.

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Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat's avatar Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat @averysafecat.bsky.social
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The Fahey connection has always interested me

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I looked for a whole year for a local independent place with a goddamn tofu press and on July 4th 2024 I finally just got the thing from fucking Amazon. This means something.

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I like that Blind Owl Wilson album, fwiw.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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please, my cat. she is empty

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Adorable Assassin Ace's avatar Adorable Assassin Ace @assassin-ace.wtf
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me: tummy hurts... Toby: you got drunk last night & ate a lot of bones. me: why did I eat bones? Toby: for the bone god. me: the bone god was here?! what did he want? Toby: bones. me: why did I eat them? Toby: to keep them from the bone god. me: oh. right. we need a sign that says no bone gods

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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

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This is a great day upon which all Charlottesville residents can and should meditate that at least since 2017 we have been ahead of our time.

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No, they want money, tbh.

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Today is a great day to visit the embassy of the country you want to emigrate to, because you have the day off and they'll be open.

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Looks like, if all holds as is, Clear Channel and Sensor Ghost will be playing Charlottesville on Friday, October 11. I am very happy about this.

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Well right, but it wasn't because she was infirm, it was because a) she sucked, and b) she couldn't overcome an entire cottage industry dedicated to calling both Clintons the devil.

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Maria T 🌹⛸🎸🍕🏄🏼‍♀️✨'s avatar Maria T 🌹⛸🎸🍕🏄🏼‍♀️✨ @thisismari.at
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This is about the UK elections somehow

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michael lutz's avatar michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social
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Inside of you are two wolves. Inside of them are two hares apiece. Inside each hare is sixteen strands of clover. And you? You sit in the mouth of Leviathan. *restarts the roller-coaster without letting you off*

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Hello man of work, I would like to be eating my favorite food: sandwich. I wish to eat a rat. A sandwich.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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Notice how everyone is somehow talking about Biden Too Old right now, and NOT about how the Supreme Court just legalized Trump being a dictator for life and gutted the administrative state, and how the Heritage Foundation is now issuing terrorist threats? Think that might not be an accident?

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The motto of one of my bands is, We’re playing right now.

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Ok but I AM like that. I am that. What’s up. You gonna eat that. Just askin.

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Look, the new lockers for the football team’s dogs don’t pay for themselves. Sacrifices must be made.

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Paul Tobin's avatar Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social
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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Yeah. I'm not Johnny Doomer or anything, but I'm much happier cutting it up with you folks on the Titanic here than watching newly emboldened fascists threaten political rivals with death and nothing comes of it

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Glad we got people here in the replies saying "well, maybe one journalist that I don't like".

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Shame if someone... invalidated it.

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Denys Beecher's avatar Denys Beecher @dbeecher.bsky.social
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Erick son of Erick can always be counted on.

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We are Posters, Davis. Frequency of posting is irrelevant. We are… the Posters…

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