Cristian Farias

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The uncertainty of whether this doggo is lost or wanted for murder is killing me.

Jun 26, 2024 at 11:55 UTC

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Weekend Editor @weekend-editor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

He's just a proud member of the World Bollard Association.

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

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@amartin816.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

Haha! I'm thinking he's lost, but that's part of his plan.

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@LuLuRoche @luluroche.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

haha!

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Headrook @headrook.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

Obviously, he is the thief that stole that hot dog's giant buns.

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Beansadette @beansadette.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

That's his album cover

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J.Kenny @jkenny.studio
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

just about to drop an album, that's all

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Guy Vollen @guyvollen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:04 UTC

He looks like a passenger on the first hot dog launched into space

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BA ❄️ @bafairbend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

Both, but that asshole had it coming

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Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

Funny

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Veronica Green-Party Eco-Socialist @smartirestgeenyas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

If it was a cat, there would be no question. And that is why I prefer cats to dogs.

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With a K @skottk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

he has a new album out.

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Slimer! @gakoid.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

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@kairixir.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

It's actually for arson

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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

Maybe he just looks nice in his hat.

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Shiboof @oldpostie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

He may look small time but the hat signifies a member of the Smol Chis, notorious for massive ankle and foot maulings. You might be able to get away as it takes them awhile to be effective.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

INNOCENT

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Clint @eaglepursuit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

Maybe they just wanted everyone to see their awesome knitted hat, so they stuck a picture to a bollard that is somehow the same color as a hot dog

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

it is posted on a giant wiener, so idk, could go either way

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That Guy in that Place @whitefluffydog.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

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bigkafka @bigkafka.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

he is wanted for impersonating a bollard.

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

Album cover

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Mimi @mimibaltimore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

Um, both?

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William Reddy @wmreddy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

That looks like Croz's knit cap...

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Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

But the giant hot dog is cool

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Laurens @laurenshof.online
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:04 UTC

i regret to report that the answer is much worse, its for a crypto meme token, dogwifhat

coinmarketcap.com/currencies/d...

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sheilabjeletich.bsky.social @sheilabjeletich.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

No no no, he's selling hats.

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@regdog.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

Both. I'd say just ask their owner. You know, the one who made them wear that hat. But---I'm sure you get it.

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Ken MacLennan @historiken.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

He's looking for the guy who did this.

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Edwin Spooner @dwinle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

Actually, it’s a small dog looking out of a rocket’s window.

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Brian Hickey @brianphickey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Or trapped inside the orange parking-lot dong.

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Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Is that his parking spot?

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Sverre Vårbjørnsen 🌱 @sveur.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

Have you seen this dog? -Now I have -Now I have -Now I have

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@patter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

I'm admiring the composition, with dog in hat of similar shape & colour

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Tracey Eva #GTTO 🇪🇺 💚🦜🌿🌻🌍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♠️☮️ @traceva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

He looks like an associate of Feathers McGraw

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Tracey Eva #GTTO 🇪🇺 💚🦜🌿🌻🌍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♠️☮️ @traceva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

😁😆😁😆😁

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Howie from Maryland 🦀 @hocohowie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

I thought this was a toll booth and the dog is judging me for not having smaller bills.

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Jani Beg @janibeg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Ummm...I think maybe it's the ingredients label on that hot dog.

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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:19 UTC

Just a little guy living in a bollard looking outta his little window.

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Jäckers @keengently.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

I think he is just fancy

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Elliot Ghoul @elliotghoul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Neither. The dog is here to judge you, and find you lacking

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Trey Bushart @treybushart.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

First glance I thought it was Paddington.

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Elizabeth Sterling @elizabethsterling.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

Stop standing in that dog's parking space you jerk!

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@x-tweeter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

Cold dog on a hot dog

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@ronin420.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

Guilty of donning a pretty sick hat!

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Basil @basilthebobcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Don't you know? that's Chubbo the Chopper, murdered 27 innocent people in a bar fight WITH A BUTTER KNIFE, he's currently on the run, no one knows where he is

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