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Tim Onion

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I love this guy's posture. He always looks like he's in the front row of an airplane where the roof just flew off.

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Dan Williams 🌮's avatar Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social
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He doesn’t look real, he looks like a hideo kojima character

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Marque's avatar Marque @marquemaire.bsky.social
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I've always said that if RFK got on my elevator, I would try to get off before the doors close. He is creepy af.

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Alek's avatar Alek @alek18.bsky.social
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Must be the worms.

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thee michael whiteshoes's avatar thee michael whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
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brain worms need balance

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One Who Walks Among the Dead's avatar One Who Walks Among the Dead @anubisthejackal.bsky.social
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That's the One Cheek Sneak sit. So maybe he shit himself.

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Tracy's avatar Tracy @tracymohr.bsky.social
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Also, he looks like our late dachshund Maggie when she was on a course of steroids.

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Tracy's avatar Tracy @tracymohr.bsky.social
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Did Kristi Noem shoot the dog for him?

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Krysz 's avatar Krysz @edwoodk.bsky.social
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Cheryl Hines sucks out his dead brainworms.

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Someone said he looks like someone kicked open a bathroom stall door to do the interview 😆

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もえろ!イナズマキック!! 's avatar もえろ!イナズマキック!! @lmfsilva.bsky.social
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In that moment he totally looks like a New Vegas NPC a modder kinda messed up their positioning.

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Shiboof's avatar Shiboof @oldpostie.bsky.social
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DTwyman's avatar DTwyman @dtwyman.bsky.social
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How long before RFK Jr blames barbecuing a dog and sexually assaulting a babysitter on the brainworm?

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Marxist-Winemomist's avatar Marxist-Winemomist @weeznbeez.bsky.social
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It’s incredible that in an election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, the top third party candidate is somehow not better.

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Shatter Ⓥ 𓅃's avatar Shatter Ⓥ 𓅃 @shatter.bsky.social
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Also the guy who shoves his way to the front of line to sit in the first seat of First Class, put out and pissed off at all the people shoving past him and having to wait for his free champagne.

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I Slapped SCOTUS & Ouiser Boudreaux 😷💉's avatar I Slapped SCOTUS & Ouiser Boudreaux 😷💉 @nwayne66.bsky.social
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Wish he were.

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I'm V and Sunny is my ❤️ 🐾🐾's avatar I'm V and Sunny is my ❤️ 🐾🐾 @veronicasam13.bsky.social
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That's an Italian Big Mangaf pose. They drove cars like that too, and you could only see their heads. 🙄🙄🙄

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Kat 's avatar Kat @kat86.bsky.social
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Why does his head always look like it’s about to blow up?

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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inshallah

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rex 🦖 's avatar rex 🦖 @rexs1gma.bsky.social
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Or the guy at the back of the plane ready to jump and plow up the aisle as soon as the seatbelt sign is turned off at the gate

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P a r t y D u d e's avatar P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social
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That motherfucking dog back there is not real

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Dude Yumi's avatar Dude Yumi @sshubi.bsky.social
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Somebody on his team told him that's a hot look, I'm guessing.

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Rainbow Nightmare Productions's avatar Rainbow Nightmare Productions @rainbownightmare.bsky.social
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Why do people like the Kennedy family. A lot of them seem like total scum bags. JFK's dad was evidentially a mobster who lobotomized his daughter.

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Tall Alf's avatar Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
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Bro sitting like he just had a huge spaghetti dinner and he's contemplating the lava cake for dessert.

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VoteBlue4ever 's avatar VoteBlue4ever @voteblue4vr.bsky.social
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He leads with the little head.

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rbux's avatar rbux @richardbuckalew.me
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Next mayor of New York City

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Best laugh I’ve had all day! Cheers

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Ella's avatar Ella @ellatschopik.bsky.social
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Are there just literally no better humans? What is going on this cycle.

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Mark Shatraw's avatar Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social
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Every picture I've ever seen of him is somewhere on an Animorph spectrum between Rodney Dangerfield and Alex Jones

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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*while pooping

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Ni en pedo's avatar Ni en pedo @300ps.bsky.social
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When you've barbecued dogs and shagged your kids' babysitter, you have to constantly brace for impact.

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SteveO's avatar SteveO @otthouse.bsky.social
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I thought it looked more like meat sweats and trying to prevent the release of a gallon of diarrhea.

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Are You Being Detained's avatar Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social
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He looks like one of the Reservoir Dogs who made it back to the warehouse and is getting ready to cut off a cop's ear.

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The Typist's avatar The Typist @thetypist.bsky.social
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He looks like a hen who is permanently trying to squeeze out an egg but not succeeding.

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Brian DeViteri's avatar Brian DeViteri @bsbeamer.bsky.social
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“There’s no such thing as bad publicity” if you’re running a circus.

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Zuuldaff's Pizzeria's avatar Zuuldaff's Pizzeria @zuuldaffs-pizzeria.bsky.social
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And what posture should someone assume, having been asked about a picture of him eating a barbecued dog?

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Father John Chungus's avatar Father John Chungus @sorocchungus.bsky.social
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Was the plane vaxxed??

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what that dog doin's avatar what that dog doin @mileysvirus.bsky.social
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JoyComethInTheMorning's avatar JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social
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His family won't support him.

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molly ✨'s avatar molly ✨ @brat.fm
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he’s gone beyond “stare” and has crystallized into pure fluoride

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Leisak's avatar Leisak @leisak.bsky.social
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Peep show vibes

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Dmitri's avatar Dmitri @momus.bsky.social
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fox news answering the question of who actually gives af what jr. thinks

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In the Joe Hagan profile in Vanity Fair, to paraphrase, 'his family hardly recognized him after he began taking testosterone.'

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Darrel Plant's avatar Darrel Plant @darrelplant.bsky.social
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From that photo RFKJ appears to be a barbecued dog.

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Glen's avatar Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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He barbecued a fucking dog?

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his own family has gone on tv and denounced him

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the sixers worrier's avatar the sixers worrier @danielb1609.bsky.social
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Nolan Zugernat's avatar Nolan Zugernat @zugernat.bsky.social
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He’s almost as grotesque as Trump. Well, in the neighborhood at least.

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Cam Walker's avatar Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social
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Someone has a hand up his butt, and is working him like a puppet.

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Supine Jennings  's avatar Supine Jennings @supinejennings.bsky.social
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Anyone know where my cat got his ‘Kennedy/Noem 2024’ shirt? 🤷

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J Cortazar's avatar J Cortazar @jcortazar.bsky.social
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Or like something is broken but he doesn't trust doctors enough to get it checked out

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tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else's avatar tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else @smallupsetter.bsky.social
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Candidate most likely to be three children in an overcoat.

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Stefen 𝕋ower's avatar Stefen 𝕋ower @stefentower.bsky.social
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Methinks they're using his pic next to 'ogre' in Webster's.

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk's avatar Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Why does his face always look like he’s staring into a hot oven?

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ASMEH's avatar ASMEH @asmeh.bsky.social
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Dude is SO fucked and eating a dog is what people react to?

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