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I can’t stop laughing at Bill Maher convincing a New York Times writer that he’s an erudite intellectual because he watches the History Channel

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MurkyMurk's avatar MurkyMurk @naught2shabby.bsky.social
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you know, that channel where much of the programming doesn't quite qualify as what the name promises.

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James Fallows's avatar James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social
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"I'm not a doctor. But I watched ER — and stayed at Holiday Inn Express!" "I'm not a pilot. But I watched 'Airplane' and 'The Right Stuff.'" Etc.

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Keith's avatar Keith @kdb150.bsky.social
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A Grapefruit's Suicide Note Left Out in the Rain's avatar A Grapefruit's Suicide Note Left Out in the Rain @axleblaze.bsky.social
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Even when History Channel actually cared about History and had actual educational programming people still made fun of the people that watched it obsessively as being hopelessly dad-brained. It was never considered intellectual. And it is so much worse now. It's like bragging you watch TLC

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Ned's avatar Ned @thewesterhazys.bsky.social
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It appears to me that you can convince an NYT times writer of anything as long as they believe it to mean that the left sucks.

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Missing The Point's avatar Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social
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“I like to think of myself as a student of history (channel).”

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Mary is Merry's avatar Mary is Merry @mmchol.bsky.social
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Ancient Aliens theorists say "Yes."

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Stay Spicy, kids ♾️'s avatar Stay Spicy, kids ♾️ @howdidwegethere.bsky.social
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The last time I looked at the history channel it was all aliens built the pyramids and credulous documentaries of people in dark houses saying they know there's a ghost and it just won't show up on camera

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Choying Palmo's avatar Choying Palmo @cchoetso.bsky.social
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GAK.

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JoyousPanther's avatar JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social
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Even Chuck Grassley knows there’s no history on the history channel.

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Krysz 's avatar Krysz @edwoodk.bsky.social
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I thought only seniors fading into dementia watched History Chan___erp. Nvm.

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Jeff O'Connor 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jeff O'Connor 🏳️‍🌈 @jeff-oconnor.bsky.social
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He gets high AF and tunes into the Ancient Aliens marathon...

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LawnChairMedia's avatar LawnChairMedia @lawnchairmedia.bsky.social
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You're about to get schooled on how Aliens built the Pyraminds

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Return of the Cmonmacques's avatar Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Bill maher legit is the guy who says “I’m not racist cuz I fuck black women”. My dude is genuinely fucking stupid

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donut's avatar donut @funkndonuts.bsky.social
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watching him absolutely manhandled by bill burr was also a treat

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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Didn't he say something to the effect he mastrubates to the History Channel?

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Kit Baltoro's avatar Kit Baltoro @kitbaltoro.bsky.social
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He has his ancient alien lore memorized to a T, don't belittle him.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Watching Bigfoot Hunters: Death or Bigfoot on the Florida Panhandle: yes yes, I see hmm yes

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Mori (fae/faer) 's avatar Mori (fae/faer) @momentomori.bsky.social
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You know his history channel watches consist of Forged in Fire (at best), and Ancient Aliens

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bob barker 🍉's avatar bob barker 🍉 @insortediaboli.bsky.social
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Chumlee from pawn stars thinks that’s a fine analysis

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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///'s avatar (=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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Dowd hears that it's called "The History Channel" and takes their word for it.

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Flakey Foont's avatar Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social
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he's a fame-seeking succubus whose snide schtick wore thin twenty-five years ago, so there's that

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Ick, that explains a lot. It's less the history channel and more the History-Through-the-Mirror-of-the-National-Chamber-of-Commerce channel

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Tsumibitoplays [Twitch: Tsumibito13]'s avatar Tsumibitoplays [Twitch: Tsumibito13] @tsumibito13.bsky.social
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Watching the History Channel will make you sound like an intellectual to anyone who hasn't seen the History Channel in the last 24 years.

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Blue Skynet's avatar Blue Skynet @billyb2123.bsky.social
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I watch a ton of ESPN. Applying for the Lakers job.

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Leif Malone's avatar Leif Malone @thetroops.bsky.social
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Paul Rudd saying “gournal” in Wet Hot American Summer vibes

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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The Discount Algonquin Round Table at Geraldo's House

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LibrarianWriterGeek's avatar LibrarianWriterGeek @sctadsen.bsky.social
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Watching the History Channel hasn't been an indicator of intelligence for at least two decades. Which also happens to be the last time anyone paid any attention to what Bill Maher had to say about anything.

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曹昌倫's avatar 曹昌倫 @arlentsao.bsky.social
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Bill is one of the dumbest so-called journalist who doesn't do proper journalism

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Same Great aroma, more Real, buttery flavor's avatar Same Great aroma, more Real, buttery flavor @jonnybutter.bsky.social
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Yes. And Bill obviously had saved that line for about 15 years, as if it was so great to begin with. Now it's almost un-understandable.

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The Man From Rio's avatar The Man From Rio @themanfromrio.bsky.social
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It's like the perfect storm of obnoxiousness

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KyrQs's avatar KyrQs @kyrqslive.bsky.social
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To be fair no one should be able to convince anyone of this.

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Upstate Ruth 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Upstate Ruth 🏳️‍🌈 @altoii.bsky.social
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Well, in fairness, the Times writer is Maureen Dowd

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He probably told her the painful truth not to eat a full 100mg full spectrum chocolate bar, but just take a quick pull off of this. And she was impressed.

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Conor Conneally's avatar Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social
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He’s determined to discover the secrets of Oak Island

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John Shannonhouse's avatar John Shannonhouse @jlshannonhouse.bsky.social
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I was going to write a snarky comment about some kook History channel show but commenters here have that well covered

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Glen's avatar Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Apparently while jacking off if I understood the quote right. I wonder if its all the Hitler documentaries that do it for him

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Either he does watch and he’s actually that stupid, or he doesn’t actually watch and thinks it sounds smart and is just a liar who picked a stupid lie and got caught.

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Julia's avatar Julia @sdrose.bsky.social
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Said @nytimes.com writer thinks she’s the erudite intellectual.

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RMJ 's avatar RMJ @rmccarthyjames.bsky.social
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It’s like bragging that you’re a cinephile because you subscribe to the $100/month tier of the CinemaSins patreon

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Eileen Popp.'s avatar Eileen Popp. @epopp.bsky.social
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K

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Not kidding; wish I was's avatar Not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com
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people seem to only be reading the highlighted part. it is more disturbing if you read the whole sentence and are even vaguely familiar with history channel programming because then it is clear that

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General Luigi's avatar General Luigi @generalluigi.bsky.social
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At the risk of sounding like a reichwinger whining about how "the Onion used to be funny," I remember when the History Channel actually focused on history.

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Thomas A Lewis's avatar Thomas A Lewis @djtomdog.bsky.social
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for a long time the History Channel was the Nazi Channel so this makes sense

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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See, it’s hearing amazing shit like this that always tricks me into watching Maher and then I always regret the sum total of the experience

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Geoff the helper's avatar Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social
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He said what?

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