Chabitz

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Insubordinate and churlish

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

The Heritage Foundation “don’t make us kill you, Democrats” statement may mark one of those moments people will read about in 100 years (hopefully!) and think to themselves “why didn’t they freak out when they heard the extremists say that?” (Sadly, it’s just not how humans work most of the time)

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marlo @marlo.ooo
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

trombone champ custom song chart community outdid themselves with this one

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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

never forget

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rachel clark @rachaclark.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

making the PM stand onstage with count binface and a ventriloquist for the election returns … that’s a real country

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Len Damico @lendami.co
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

kamala takes the stage as the presumptive nominee to the organ riff from “not like us.” the crowd goes wild when she says “our opponent, the certified lover boy? certified pedophile”

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Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦 @kbeninato.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

Roses are red Violets are bloomin

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

He’s going on Hot Ones

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Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

Wired with the exit interview: www.wired.com/story/oklaho...

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Henry Farrell @himself.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

Supreme court majority as alliance between how dare you suggest Trump might commit a dictatorship and wouldnt it be awesome if he did

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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

the dog caught the car

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

Wasn’t it right next door to Casa Bonita?

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

It is shitty but reliable. I can’t remember Crystals or Shotgun Sam’s anymore.

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:05 UTC

Just ordered a pizza from there a few days ago! I spent a lot of my junior high attempting to be cool there after football games 😆

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Concerning

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

The Heritage Foundation is funding an opposition researcher who targeted Biden's political appointments to now go after civil servants. I talked to The Guardian about how this connects to a broader pattern of targeting previously anonymous public servants.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

Go birds

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Saturday vibe

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John Dellaporta @johndellaporta.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

A few years ago, Jon Lovett floated a theory that media treats Democrats like protagonists - to be challenged, accounted, and forced to be behave in growth-oriented ways - while the GOP are treated like antagonists - immutable, expected to disrupt, thematic obstacles. Thinking about that a lot.

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

Jon Lovitz as Dukakis saying “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy” dot gif

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

I am tired of these themes and would like new ones

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

get a load of the chyron Newsmax is displaying while Corey Lewandowski interviews Trump

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

I hate this so much. On so many levels

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Art.

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Nope.

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

Big “The Peace of Wild Things” energy. Love it

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

That’s amazing!

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

Hard shell taco fits better 🌮

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

it is the overt hostility to any part of civil society that doesn’t uphold his vision of what society ought to be that is the clearest evidence of desantis’s authoritarian disposition www.nytimes.com/2024/06/21/a...

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Those eyes but also those ears!

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

This is my question as well

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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

please sign my petition to post the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition on the wall of every Louisiana classroom

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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Kendrick Lamar teaches us that, in public debate, refuting your opponent's arguments point by point is less effective than identifying your opponent's single greatest weakness and maintaining message discipline.

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Life Is Amazing publisher @lifeisamazing.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

Just realised I posted my poem "The Defendant's Statement By The Third Orc From The Back..." poem as an orphan thread, so I'm adding it here for continuity. This thread has about 20 of these on them now, and people seem to like them. Please feel free to scroll! 😀
bsky.app/profile/life...

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Life Is Amazing publisher @lifeisamazing.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

So, @franksting.bsky.social very kindly pointed out that orcs from Isengard were at Helm's Deep. The Mordor Orcs fought at Minas Tirith... so this is the corrected version. (For people with accessibility issues, this is identical to the one above, with "Gondor" replacing "Helm's Deep" in the title.)

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

If you're asking "when did The Boys get woke" or "when did Star Wars get woke" or "when did Star Trek get woke" or "when did Doctor Who get woke" or "when did X-Men get woke" it might be time to face facts: you don't have the basic mental capacity to be able to handle watching TV or movies.

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An Evan @elsplice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Ladies and gentlemen meet the new Surgeon General of Florida

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

Like a sober companion?

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

are we sure this just isn’t signaling to industry/govt to somehow make this some kind of pre-existing and therefore uninsurable condition

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

It’s like if “hope I die before I get old” was an image

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

I was waiting for this, thank you

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

In the prepared meals section (at least at my local Costco)! It’s a lifesaver

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

And the bats! The bats are out!

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Something is eating my tomato plants but the fireflies are out, so I’ll call that a wash

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Was this at a hipster coffee shop

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Costco rib ends atop bagged dill pickle salad takes me to flavortown

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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Costco sells shredded rotisserie chicken breast - i portion that out and keep it handy in the freezer. I'm too impatient to deal with the chicken carcass

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Daniel Malmer @malmer.com
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

How is it possible that Jr didn’t know that?

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