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More posts about hockey, horses, and music (and buildings and food).


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Lily Mason's avatar Lily Mason @lilymasonphd.bsky.social
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A convicted felon is applying for the only job in the world that lets him do as many crimes as he wants.

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bridget epitropakis's avatar bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social
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watching the nhl draft just to see which of these 18-year-old little fuckers say ‘thank you’ to the woman who takes their jacket

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David M. Perry's avatar David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social
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Reminder that you - yes you - do not need to watch any debates to be a good citizen.

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Louie Zong's avatar Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social
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hearing washington phillips for the first time like last week changed me. it's the purest music, he's like a ray of light. also compelling is that no one knows what instrument he was playing on any of this stuff

youtu.be/JCm2nkR9wTY

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Obi Wan Kenoblerone's avatar Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social
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Mel Brooks is a hero. Not only cos of the jokes and classic movies and his service in WW2, but cos he's living proof that a goofy-looking motherfucker can land a woman like Anne Bancroft if you're funny and kind enough

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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"Expand public transit and make it free? And who's gonna pay for that?" Me you fucking goofy bastard. I pay taxes. give me healthcare instead of buying another 700,000 tear gas canisters for the police to spray on my friends.

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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I predict they'll keep go to him until they get a filly from that cross, then consider switching things up.

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General Lud🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏴🇵🇸's avatar General Lud🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏴🇵🇸 @dulcet-abyssal.bsky.social
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ah, the days when billionaires did public works to keep from getting assassinated

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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Some of us had our suspicions. 😆

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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My personal priority is what is best for the breed. I would not be opposed to changing the Triple Crown if those changes rewarded those who breed, raise, & train horses for stamina and durability....anyone who wants to make the races longer can go right ahead!

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Kate's avatar Kate @kateclayy.bsky.social
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Seeing a PWHL player's girlfriend caption herself as a WAG on Instagram, truly happy pride to me 🌈

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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If it weren't for bike lanes, coyotes, and airplane noise, ND would cease to exist.

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Uncle Gabbadoo's avatar Uncle Gabbadoo @unclegabbadoo.bsky.social
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"Caturday, huh? It's only one day? What kinda bogus crap are you doing the rest of the week when you apparently don't care about cats, huh?"
#Gomezcat

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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Great album. I know Losing My Religion is definitely overplayed, but I am in the minority who just can't get sick of it.

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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I got the look down. Need to practice my malevolent suffocation technique.

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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by centering Strong Bad in the narrative, the Brothers Chaps implicitly condone his many inexcusable actions (rude to fans, sibling abuse, elder abuse, typing with boxing gloves on). This is HIGHLY problematic,

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Emily L. Hauser's avatar Emily L. Hauser @emilylhauser.bsky.social
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What if it's not so much doom scrolling as it is the desperate hope that one more scroll will bring good news, like we're all at a very sad slot machine in a very, very sad Vegas

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stel ✨'s avatar stel ✨ @asterisk.gay
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ai is literally just an attribution stripping machine

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Tom Reagan’s Hat's avatar Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
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On the anniversary of Roger Moore’s death, let’s remember this lovely story about what a class act he was.

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Beatgrrrl's avatar Beatgrrrl @beatgrrrl.bsky.social
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ΛVΛNT HΛPPΞNING: Happy 76th birthday to the legendary Grace Jones (May 19, 1948) ❝I've changed. I'm not worried about what people think, because I think people think what they want to think anyway.❞

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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The one time I didn't bet on her. 😅

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Courtney Love Actually's avatar Courtney Love Actually @hexadecibelle.bsky.social
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reminder: Harry Potter tattoos have a higher regret rate than trans surgeries and that's very funny actually

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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I haven't watched Dr Who in decades...but I might have to see this ep, because Jinkx.

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amy's avatar amy @arb.bsky.social
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i just feel like more of you need to be aware of finland's eurovision contestant, who calls himself windows95man

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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I always feel like I have to root for Armenia at Eurovision because I live in an Armenian neighborhood, but they really did send a good song this year.

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Acts like Finland are why I watch Eurovision. That was just so delightfully stupid.

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Me: Boy, I could really use a weekend of fun, escapist entertainment Eurovision:

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atomly's avatar atomly @atomly.com
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just remembered when jerry garcia died, some djs at whpk made a bunch of flyers and posted them around chicago saying "if you miss jerry call this number and leave a message about what he meant to you" but put steve albini's phone number on it. one of the all time great pranks.

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jb's avatar jb @jabartlett.bsky.social
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What a finish in Minnesota: Boston scores the game-winner with two seconds left in the game. Watch women's hockey, friends. It does not disappoint.

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It may or may not have been drinking.

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Kelsey Atherton's avatar Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social
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Oh hey, it's the piano that turns you into Tom Waits

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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Not long after this, same neighborhood, my boyfriend witnessed four or five cop cars attending to what appeared to be an argument between two old men. Big day for them.

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I cannot even begin to describe the depths of the crush I had on this man. 🫣 Hell of a drummer, too.

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Christina, mother of spiders's avatar Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Sasquatch: *to tv camera* Tonight we will try a human call and hope for a response. *clears throat* 🎵Sweet Caroline🎵 From a distance: 🎵bah bah bah🎵 Sasquatch: You heard that! It was a human! Camera Sasquatch: I don't know. Could be a bird.

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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My friend had the entire "Enchanted World" series at her house, I was so jealous 😆

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RZA composed a replacement jingle for that very reason, but I think only the good humor ice cream trucks used it.

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Why yes, I am going to try and watch the Bruins game and The Last Dinner Party 's Coachella set at the same time....which may be too many emotions to experience at once, but what the hell.

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The Puck Hag's avatar The Puck Hag @thepuckhag.bsky.social
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Apparently there's a whole room of actual musicians' actual gear that visitors can just...play. It sounds amazing.

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One of the coolest things about going to ANY WoHo game is seeing how many LGBT+ folks are there, safely & happily enjoying live sports. Pride Night looks to have been a absolute blast & I wish I could have made it up there.

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Friend of mine recently got to play WW's keyboard at the Punk Rock Museum in Vegas. He cried.

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Chain of Flowers's avatar Chain of Flowers @craigatcof.bsky.social
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Happy 35th to my favorite of the Disintegration singles. And to its b-sides Babble & Out of Mind too. Hard to believe now, but upon release, I liked Mind more than Fascination. 🤷‍♂️ That only lasted a week or so, and now Fascination is essential Cure for me. Simon's bass! ❤️🤘

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