BEAVE ²

@beaveinflow.bsky.social

1118 followers 522 following 2482 posts

An actual Canadian beaver. Please take everything I post seriously.

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

I’m like original recipe and you’re the no name knock off 🤭

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

I knew it!

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

🥰

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

I’ve got my brown eye on you

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@mastodonstorm.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

just got back from the yap convention. they wouldn’t stop talking about you there.

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@mastodonstorm.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

Thinking the only thing to address this existential dread is a nice steaming corn dog straight from the microwave

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

You’re a loyal soldier 🫡

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

Dirty and rotten too

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

Zero hope for them

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

STOP STEALING MY CONTENT SMOGSTEVE 😂

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

can’t im making my escape plan

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

hello? i need someone to fact check a joke?

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Oh ummmm…

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

i think my purpose is dogs

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Stop returning to the dark side! 😂💕

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

Who up and realizing your scooter gang meant 10 AM NOT PM

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

😍😍😍

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

Date: So are you into cars? Me: um…yeah. I live in one

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

Good morning to everyone except people who steal my jokes and delete them when I come back from a 1-day hiatus.

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Rylee 🍭 @ladybonbon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

We all broke our rules for someone.

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

So creative!

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

I love this 💕

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

A junkyard might take it, but probably not.

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

Thank goodness for both!!

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

😃💕

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

This isn’t a spiral into insanity, it’s a beautiful pirouette.

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

13 The maximum number of times you can use the word moist during a call before they refuse to deliver pizza to your house

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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

Settle down, lady, I was checking out your dog, not you.

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gas statіon dream gіrl @cheygoulet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

I don’t care how sad I get I will never get bangs, and I live by that.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

how can i be expected to work under these conditions???!!?* *when everyone's being silly on the internet

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Thoughts and prayers 💕💕💕

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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Just noticed my vehicle registration sticker is crooked. Guess I'll be ubering from now on

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

scrolling on my phone a little longer might fix me

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

-get really stoned✔️ -step into a piping hot bath✔️ -buy shit online i don’t need ✔️

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

It’s okay Huxley, I get aggressively snacky too sometimes 💕😍

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gas statіon dream gіrl @cheygoulet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

Huxley was a bad boy and ate all the food on the counter this morning....but how can I be mad at that face? 🩷

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

The bugs and leeches are out in full force and nature is feeling a lot like twitter right now.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:35 UTC

Happy hundredth anniversary of this news headline from The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio. (July 9, 1924.)

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

oh bitch I’d cook for you

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

tomorrow i’m gonna wake up and ruin someone’s life

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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

He died doing what he loved: making obvious and pointless replies to women’s posts.

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

i’ve been caffeine free for seven hours murder seems likely

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:57 UTC

a porn streaming site called Nutflix is this a thing

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:16 UTC

Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

Look, I just want an element named after me and to solve a murder mystery on train I really don’t think that’s too much to ask

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The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:08 UTC

just now learning about writing things down to make them easier to remember have you guys heard about this?

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BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:04 UTC

I feel seen 😬

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Thank you for calling me a valuable resource boss I was afraid you’d started seeing me as a person

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

All dishes are disposable if you’re depressed enough.

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