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Walrus are best.

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Becky D's avatar Becky D @bexrousse.bsky.social
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Seems important to know: "Due to the high temperatures, emergency medical helicopters were unable to respond, as the aircraft cannot generally fly safely over 120 F (48.8 C), officials said."

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Manisha Sinha's avatar Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social
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For all those on the path of Hurricane Beryl, Project 2025 would eliminate the National Weather Service and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Social media from a shark’s perspective: Instagram: Here are photos of seals I ate Facebook: My high school friends eat bigger seals than me and I’m jealous LinkedIn: My skills include eating seals. Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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you don't just swallow them? Walrus learns something new every day

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Aidan Moher's avatar Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com
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It's because we all have day jobs, advances are pennies, publishers don't market, one underperforming book tanks your career, and we're expected to be well-tuned brand machines on social media websites designed to suck our souls dry.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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you are not crazy, this is an entirely true statement that many, many more people need to print out, tape up to their mirror, and ground themselves with every morning. it is fucking JULY. everybody needs to pop an edible and calm the fuck down.

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Mo Schoenfeld (she/her)'s avatar Mo Schoenfeld (she/her) @moschoenfeld.bsky.social
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I hope the door actually does hit every single Tory who lost their seat on the way out, all 250 of them. Buh-bye.

But, I am not okay w/Starmer/Labour's pandering to anti-trans & anti-migrant bigotry in order to win votes. If you live in the UK, please sign.

actions.stonewall.org.uk/a/stonewall-...

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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The dazzle-paint patterned dress is a smart move - one never knows when a WW1 U-boat is lurking about.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Joe Biden there’s one way to shut up the New York Times

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taenia's avatar taenia @taenia.bsky.social
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So it turns out that the weirdest animal in Lake Baikal is not the freshwater seal. No, it's the GODDAMN CHIRONOMID MIDGES WHOSE LARVAE LIVE AT OVER 1300 METERS IN DEPTH WHILE THE ADULTS ARE WINGED INSECTS

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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That bellowing sound coming from your trunk is definitely not stowaway Walrus please keep driving

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Charles Louis Richter's avatar Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social
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someone tell the economist about FDR

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Citizen.Coping's avatar Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social
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"When politicians say [migrants are overwhelming local infrastructure], it is typically because they have refused to invest in that infrastructure for their own citizens long before the arrival of any migrants. [Isn't it easier to blame those] whom much of electorate are already primed to despise?"

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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It is Independence Day. Walrus will celebrate by having Philly Cheesesteaks and dropping fireworks in a Nazi's underpants.

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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Digging this whole vibe, Ent-Larch. Happy 4th

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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There's a Quiet New Deal going on...

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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"Mr. Sunak, Mr. Sunak, your ice floe is ready."

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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IDITAROD! IDITAROD! Oh, wait....it's July 🙁

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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How about McClellan's Retreat at the Waffle House?

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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Walrus feels this so, so very much.

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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It is Canada Day. Walrus will celebrate by having seal poutine and punching a moose.

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AND THEY HAVE IT IN 6XL WALRUS SIZE!!!!!!!!

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jon rosenberg's avatar jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social
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Why is there no Richard Scarry Cinematic Universe? No Huckle Cat-centric Busytown hour-long ensemble drama? No Bananas Gorilla origin story limited series? A Sergeant Murphy cop show where he slowly becomes disillusioned with our justice system and becomes a vigilante? Is no streamer brave enough

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Scott's avatar Scott @smadin.net
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and even if someone thinks "well I don't like/look at porn so why should it be a priority for me?" it's important to remember that when christofascists say "porn" they also mean age-appropriate comprehensive sex education, media with queer/trans people in it, and picture books about gay penguins.

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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Walrus could hang there for a while. Probably get sick of the vibe in a month or so.

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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I'm sure she can ferret out a few more.

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Ian Miles Schlong 's avatar Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
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“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” ass billionaires

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Wool-Encased Tea Addict's avatar Wool-Encased Tea Addict @passeriform.bsky.social
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Gift link: 'More than half the people on the continent (Africa) live in countries that spend more on interest payments than they do on health or education.'

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Fact Walrus's avatar Fact Walrus @factwalrus.bsky.social
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1) thank you for that clarification. 2) It is well known among Walrus and other advanced marine mammals that Revelation is a coded critique of the Roman Empire, so "Nero Caesar" popping up in code would make sense.

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Emma Evans's avatar Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social
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I think people outside of the United States have no idea how grotesque this is to Americans. One of the things Americans have snottily prided ourselves on is while other countries often have an unspoken bribery system to Get Things Done It's been a KEYSTONE that WE do not DO that.

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Max's avatar Max @paisleystars.bsky.social
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Shamelessly reposting some of mine because I have early morning anxiety and feel the need to prove my credentials when grumbling about somebody with a much larger audience 😂

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