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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Sneaking in a spoon after paying extra for front row seats to the Jello wrestling tourney.
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Fransplaining@fransplaining.bsky.social |
313 followers 269 following 254 posts
His hair was perfect
My Posts:
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Sneaking in a spoon after paying extra for front row seats to the Jello wrestling tourney.
1 replies 17 reposts 29 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Some of you aren’t dedicating your life to this site and it shows
0 replies 9 reposts 34 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, sorry about the toilet.
1 replies 24 reposts 42 likes
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
11 replies 69 reposts 349 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Ugh I just said “this rain is a soaker. We need it though”. I’m a Midwest Dad
2 replies 4 reposts 23 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Happy Sunday Scaries to all who celebrate
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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you can sustain a man’s life on youtube & rotisserie chicken alone for over a dozen years
5 replies 27 reposts 65 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Don’t like to brag but one time I posted something without a typo .
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Thunderstorms are rolling in is a nice way to end a hot 4 day weekend.
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Had a party on the 4th but the real fun started when everyone left and didn’t take any leftovers.
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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[my sister giving directions to her house] "there's a squirrel climbing a big tree in the front yard"
3 replies 32 reposts 109 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Love those fresh summer veggies.
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Baby, if the sexting's good I'll add you to my dental and vision coverage
1 replies 23 reposts 49 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
10 replies 69 reposts 293 likes
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Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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I am not a workaholic but I am a paycheckaholic.
2 replies 4 reposts 18 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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If anyone asks I was the one that invented afternoon pool coffee.
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I went to high school with girls who used so much Aquanet they've named holes in the ozone layer after them
1 replies 13 reposts 33 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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They’re coming
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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My money is on tomorrow night
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Me: Hey honey Wife: No
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Sometimes kids are a pain and sometimes they bring you Chick-fil-A at 10:30pm.
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@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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‘Yes, chef’ I mutter while refilling the cat bowl.
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Was going to buy some solar lights for the back yard but then I remembered I go to bed around 9:30-10
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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that’s cool babe, hey, i’m gonna go lay in the dark for a while
0 replies 19 reposts 46 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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apparently the old guys from the muppet’s balcony got in a big argument last night?
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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I must demand appliance manufacturers stop making all my appliances play little songs. Does my toaster really need to play music? NO.
2 replies 4 reposts 12 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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[chews 4 liquid Advils] I’m fine
1 replies 13 reposts 27 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Jeanne Moos is retiring from CNN but she’s still still number 1 in my heart.
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Joe just can’t do it anymore. We’re screwed.
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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reminding my dad that that story he just told everybody was an episode of everybody loves raymond and did not in fact happen to him personally
1 replies 13 reposts 52 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Debating whether or not to have another beer
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Car thermometer season over on Facebook.
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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I need mosquito nets to just cover my knee to my ankle. In the 70s we had tube socks.
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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*watching the Olympic trials whilst eating a bag of Cheetos* How the hell is he even there with form like that? RUN LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
0 replies 13 reposts 48 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Wife was out of town for the weekend so I just did 2 days worth of yard/house work in an hour. It’s fine.
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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So I guess there’s no real demand for men’s feet pics.
1 replies 5 reposts 17 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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The funny stuff without the negativity(mostly).
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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You can’t tell if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby but a few seconds later you are disappointed either way.
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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I don’t know I’m old but I thought it was spelled hock.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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“I’m so back,” I say as I brush my hair for the first time in 5 days
5 replies 59 reposts 221 likes
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Scott With Silent T
@silenttscott.bsky.social
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For a man who washes his car with a leaf blower, I feel I carry myself with a good deal of grace.
1 replies 4 reposts 16 likes
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@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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Happy full moon solstice, sacrifice volunteers line up to the left.
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Yeah not too shabby. Weekends suit me.
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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It’s always nice to go home and visit my family to remind myself why I moved so far away.
1 replies 7 reposts 31 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Todays progression in a photo
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I'm in just as good a shape as I was in my twenties but a lot more delusional
2 replies 37 reposts 78 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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“I’m not sick, the world is sick,” I tell myself as I swallow a questionable street pressed Xanax
2 replies 23 reposts 77 likes
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Pressure washer was broken so I decided to scrub the patio and sidewalk with cleaner and a wire brush. Which one of you fine people can help me upstairs?
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TaboobooSF™️
@tabooboosf.bsky.social
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You can have a goatee or a lavish retirement fund but not both.
1 replies 2 reposts 9 likes