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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve
@itsphetz.bsky.social
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fired day 2 at Five Guys for saying “guess we’re Six Guys now” every time a customer came in also I stole
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On the march to Baldur's Gate Programmer, former physicist, cat caretaker
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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve
@itsphetz.bsky.social
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fired day 2 at Five Guys for saying “guess we’re Six Guys now” every time a customer came in also I stole
5 replies 59 reposts 378 likes
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Sauce
@cloverheartquake.bsky.social
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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Thoughts and prayers 🙏
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Incredible that “Cool Ranch” became not only accepted but an elder statesman of flavor
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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It is the time you wasted playing guitar that makes your guitar so important 🥲
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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That is art, lol
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Rachel H
@rachelcraves.bsky.social
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When two of your internet friends are mad at each other
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: no stupid questions i said Me: *lowers hand*
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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Can relate
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Neil Gaiman
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
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Sandman Season 2. More casting. Are you excited? I'm excited.
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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the difference between a colon and a semicolon is a colon introduces a list or examples and a semicolon is optimus prime’s butt hole
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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No wise man ever took a handgun to a birdfight
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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He has great respect for the under-bed land!
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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My grandpa makes homemade dust buffalo sausage... It's a bit dry.
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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*god inventing mosquitoes* you know what fuck all y’all
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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Airbud CSI would go so hard
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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The difference between fiction and reality is fiction needs to be believable
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Nate
@thenatewolf.bsky.social
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Me: they should never have made you shave, you beautiful, logical stallion. Her: wake up, you're dreaming about bearded Spock again. Me: [very defensive] NO I WASN'T
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zach
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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I think I need CPR Crab Phucking Rangoon
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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DATE: so what do you do ME: i’m a ventriloquist DATE: omg that’s amazing you are so incredibly talented ME: aww thank you WAITER: who are you talking to
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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Best friend material right there
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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Sex crab is freaking me out, sex radio sounds dope tho
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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The two best abilities in the game!! So many fun little details
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One Grey at a Time
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The little toasted cheese crustie around the edge 🤤
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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me: no one believes me when i say there's a secret race of horse-people therapist: try to ignore the naysayers me: the fucking who
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Laura de Antonio (LdeAG Art)
@ldeagart.bsky.social
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Today is my bday!! 🎂🎈 As an artist, my wish for today is to reach more people with my art 🤗 so I will appreciate every like, retweet, and comment! Thank you so much for your support!❤️
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Erin Fogg
@criminalerin.bsky.social
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[whispering to spouse while watching Fallout every time a Fallout easter egg appears on the screen] That’s from Fallout
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Little Greenis
@durtmchurtt.bsky.social
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Close calls? I’ve had a phew.
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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CASHIER: did you find everything you were looking for BONO: no
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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The gast I flabbered 😭
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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are your windows constantly fogging up? you may be entitled to condensation
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One Grey at a Time
@greya.bsky.social
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They'd be fools to pass on this 😅
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L A R S 🕯️
@underalls.bsky.social
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I trained my dogs to play poker and it was a mistake. They've taken my life savings. They've taken everything
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Blame Tag 🏷️
@blametag.bsky.social
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I actually agree that iceberg is the best lettuce, but WHY is this post SO horny!?!?
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m@thew
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my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!? st. peter: that’s right me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
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John Scalzi
@scalzi.com
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Today I learned there was an all-trans band called "Schmeckel" and one of their songs is titled "You're Not the Only Bear I've Fisted" and I can't believe I had to wait 54 years in this life for this critical knowledge
youtu.be/aGpeD2LJKpE
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One Grey at a Time
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I'm just guessing a bit but that was my immediate thought with that distinctive cream colour that didn't affect the head. It can last 4 months to a year, and the cat looked young to me. I could very well be wrong ofc
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One Grey at a Time
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It looks like fever-coat, maybe. Cat fur colour is heat sensitive and if mom runs a pregnant fever it can really mess with her kittens' fur colours. It's temporary and harmless
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One Grey at a Time
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Looks like a fever-coat kitty
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One Grey at a Time
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Trying to imagine the growing look of horror on my new phone as I import all the stuff from my old phone
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batkaren
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The most realistic scene in the original Alien movie is when the xenomorph kills Harry Dean Stanton, and the cat just watches in absolute bored indifference.
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Jay Hulme
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It's been MONTHS since I went to the museum and I'm still thinking about this ancient lil bowl with feet. (Egypt, c.3700-3450 B.C)
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Amy A
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I don't believe in recreational sex, only competitive
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Rollin down the street sippin' on gin and juice, but it's squeezable pouches of mashed potatoes and gravy
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One Grey at a Time
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The children yearn to scuttle sideways on the beach
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FK
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
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