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Hayes Brown

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John Roberts must be the most neurotypical person in existence because the immunity ruling reads like someone who has never had a single “but what if…???” anxiety spiral in his life

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Owen's avatar Owen @oweniverson.bsky.social
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It's almost as if he's a white male in America!

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People Person's avatar People Person @zenosocks.bsky.social
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There's nothing specifically neurodivergent about anxiety.

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Thomas's avatar Thomas @calmlyballistic.bsky.social
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Aphantasia is not neurotypical.

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Anastacya's avatar Anastacya @anastacya.bsky.social
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At 42, I'm starting to understand my brain more, and it's thanks to posts like this. I appreciate it, in a weird way.

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Roland "Big Spooky" B's avatar Roland "Big Spooky" B @colbosch.bsky.social
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That son of a bitch went home and had a nice dinner after declaring that the United States has an absolute monarch now. And by "now" I mean "whenever Trump or someone similar gets elected."

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Andy Pearlman's avatar Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social
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RW is steeped in evangelicalism. Which involves believing in a religion about a refugee. And yet.

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Topsycretin's avatar Topsycretin @topsycretin.bsky.social
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We had this thing in the UK called the "good chap theory"

The last 10 years or so have shown that is a fucked concept.

www.politico.eu/article/bori...

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drew 's avatar drew @adrew.wifeguy.online
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"No one has ever acted in bad faith in their life"

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Джейсон Семерко Jason Semerko 🇺🇦's avatar Джейсон Семерко Jason Semerko 🇺🇦 @jasonsemerko.bsky.social
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He's been a part of the plan for a while

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Cooper's avatar Cooper @aacooper.bsky.social
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I think it's just that his spirals over these ideas are rather more. . . one-handed.

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Amanda 's avatar Amanda @msemmalyon.bsky.social
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Which is abnormal in itself

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Try the Brie, it’s American Cheese Month!'s avatar Try the Brie, it’s American Cheese Month! @briansmith.pro
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Or, imagine this, he just wrote whatever makes it seem like it’s not just a naked power grab because it’s not about the words, it’s about consolidation of power for the right wing

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Bobo The Talking Clown's avatar Bobo The Talking Clown @bobottc.bsky.social
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That's so funny. He's trying to kill us because he's a fascist. That's the purpose of the immunity ruling. It doesn't matter what's going on in his brain besides that.

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Matthew's avatar Matthew @sosayweall7.bsky.social
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It's vague so they can permit the things they like and dismiss the things they don't.

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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He's just aiding power structures he prefers. It's not complicated or obscure.

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Angelaina's avatar Angelaina @angelaina.bsky.social
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He's very privileged. He's never HAD things go sideways, probably. He's never BEEN surprised by what's happening to him. The number one reason we shouldn't have privileged people in positions of power is they don't understand the humanity of crisis because it has never happened to them.

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being rich as fuck with a lifetime job controlling a branch of the US government will do that to a guy.

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OmegaMom's avatar OmegaMom @omegamom.bsky.social
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The weird thing is that the *whole case* this is founded upon was considered an “extreme hypothetical” all the way up to Jan. 5, 2021. A real tut-tutter for people who want to consider such scenarios hyperbole. I mean there were pundits everywhere snickering at the idea of Trump doing a coup.

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Matt Steinglass's avatar Matt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social
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In what sense is a lack of self-doubt neurotypical?

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CJ's avatar CJ @arsonfly.bsky.social
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The "what ifs" are the point to the conservative justices. The "what ifs" are what they're counting on. John Roberts is not a swing vote anymore, he's a conservative justice.

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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦's avatar Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ethanjacobs.bsky.social
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Roberts is just dishonest.

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Ersatz Haderach's avatar Ersatz Haderach @striderhlc.bsky.social
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Nah; he knows he’ll be fine and so will everybody he cares about.

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Al Petterson's avatar Al Petterson @eyelessgame.bsky.social
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I have concluded he just has an IQ of about 85 and he earnestly believes that what he's doing is for the best.

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Hrender's avatar Hrender @hrender.bsky.social
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I'd say the "what if" spiral is normal, the ignoring of any possibility other than the desired one is a signifier of abnormality.

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Blif's avatar Blif @blifff.bsky.social
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Or like someone who has never read a page of history

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LurkyMcLurk's avatar LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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He’s never had a real conversation with a single black, gay or Jewish person ever

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The Okayest DM's avatar The Okayest DM @theokayestdm.bsky.social
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Oh, he has. He's just lying in his opinion. He knows that the worst possible hypotheticals will come true. He just thinks that the worst possible hypotheticals are good things.

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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I imagine he assumed he would be immediately assassinated via drone strike by an official order from a newly immune to punishment President Biden so it wasn't going to be his problem. Imagine his surprise when he woke up alive.

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Nolan Zugernat's avatar Nolan Zugernat @zugernat.bsky.social
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Banshee of Inishittening's avatar Banshee of Inishittening @jwar.bsky.social
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Good god, imagine thinking like this? Walking into rooms and not checking corners for ninjas like some kind of freak

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George's avatar George @geofisher.bsky.social
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Feel free to block me as a boring pedant; but as a licensed therapist just here to reiterate that neurotypical does not mean lacking the ability to engage in anxiety spirals. Like, ‘statistically average’ doesn’t mean good or healthy!

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AZ Advocacy Hub's avatar AZ Advocacy Hub @wearepatriots2.bsky.social
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lmao that is hilarious 😂

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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White male

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Mr. Chimpanzy's avatar Mr. Chimpanzy @cyanescens.bsky.social
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What you’re describing is someone without significant neurotic tendencies. But neurotic tendencies are *very* common.

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