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Chris Sanders

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Information addict. IT Support Manager. Leftist. Attender of many meetings. Lover of dogs, travel, history, art, music, food, drink, coffee. Hater of assholes, bullies, printers. WoW, Hearthstone, Warhammer 40k, assorted other nerdy things.


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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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the Dem caucus is ridiculous this one by one stuff is just dragging this out for weeks and doing more damage to the entire party just figure it the fuck out, guys sit down, do a secret ballot vote, decide if you're going to call for Biden to step down with a united front or not stop this

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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the "liberal media" everyone

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Hey! Remember Republicans saying "Obamacare will make death panels to kill your grandma!"? Then you should probably go check out chapter 14 of the Project 2025 manifesto. Because every Conservative/Republican accusation is a confession.

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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this is so pervasive among TERF women because their definition of womanhood fetishizes endurance of bodily suffering, and instead of looking deeply at how fucked up that is for THEM (and their daughters!) they act like it’s playing on Easy Mode for a trans woman not to have menstrual cramps

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc's avatar Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com
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The *best*, most charitable reading of this I can see is she's telling Biden he needs to knock it out of the park at NATO and win over doubters or else. My first gut reading (NB: while still waking up) was she's giving herself and others permission to double down on pushing him out after it.

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Nicholas Grossman's avatar Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
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Reps. Ilhan Omar, Cori Bush and AOC have all put out "Biden is the nominee, support him" statements. The left-most part of the Democratic Party fighting to keep him while the right-most part—centrists, swing district Reps, NeverTrumpers, etc.—push for him to drop out was not on many Bingo cards.

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Angus Johnston's avatar Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social
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Biden: "I'm staying in." Pelosi: "Well, you just need to decide." Biden: "I have decided." Pelosi: "Okay, but you should figure it out soon." Biden: "I'm staying in!" Pelosi: "Whatever you choose is fine." Biden: "I'm in!" Pelosi: "We can talk about it after NATO."

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Neil Stenhouse's avatar Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social
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Here’s a new fresh horror I hadn’t considered yet: not only will GOP change rules to entrench their hold on power if they gain the presidency in November, they will also entrench the detachment from reality of all Republican voters, by wrecking the machinery of objective fact gathering

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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In the cases from the article where this actually happened (allegedly), it's the owners coming in and working the register, which kind of gives away the whole game. They're supposed to be the visionary business geniuses and they're saying their own labor is worth less than $20/hr

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Sarah Posner 's avatar Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social
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Truly the major question this cycle is whether you want to live in a theocracy or not.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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"It’s not people watching porn online. It’s drag queens, trans people, LGBTQ library books, and more." But it's also that!

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C.A. Pinkham's avatar C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social
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"they want to take away your Sunday football" is also a good one and, incredibly, is 100% true

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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"the House is 435 members" is from 1929! this is not The Unchanging Vision of George Washington of whatever if these things aren't working, we can change them, and we should

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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so many things about the US government that are now treated as Inviolable Precedent are based on things like "this is a number I just pulled out of my ass" and have been modified repeatedly over time until one day people decided changing the number was too hard it doesn't have to stay that way!

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Chris Sanders's avatar Chris Sanders @highlycaffeinated.bsky.social
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My dogs try to bite my face or give me “the paw” whenever I do this “Desist with your mouth sounds human!”

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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ @shoshana.bsky.social
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Linksys routers are sending Wifi passwords to their servers in plain text 😬

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.

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Lux Alptraum לקס אלפטראום's avatar Lux Alptraum לקס אלפטראום @luxalptraum.com
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I think we can all agree that the 2000 election would have turned out a bit differently if Nader had had a dragon

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David Forbes's avatar David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social
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Far-right chud in NYT: "They went about the ordinary business of life - laboring, raising children, worshipping their creator - untroubled by futile expectations of change." Medieval commoners: "I would rather the king and all kings were dead than that my son should be hurt on his little finger."

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Sarah Tuttle's avatar Sarah Tuttle @niais.bsky.social
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Sometimes, the universe provides.

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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so bye bye climate denier guy, you'll be rotting somewhere hotter and nobody will cry

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laura olin's avatar laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social
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Project 2025 is useful mostly in that a key problem Democratic campaigns have historically had is that when you tell people what Republicans actually want to do, they don’t believe you. The evil public list makes it a bit more concrete.

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Reconstructed exPat's avatar Reconstructed exPat @panarmstrong.bsky.social
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"But pat, you live in Chicago why are you still worried about hurricanes?" Hurricanes:

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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Normalize being okay with people not having parasocial relationships with politicians and nonetheless doing the work.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Mere Smith's avatar Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social
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…for refusing to give up her sources, as the former governor is bullying her with a defamation suit. Feels like that’s the important part

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cassie's avatar cassie @its.cassie.baby
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can u plz let me know if there are snowballs in hell u wrinkly old bitch

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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I hope he pulls his little snowball stunt in hell.

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Robin Johnson's avatar Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social
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Mary had a little lamb, Its pelage alabaster; Her omnipresent chaperone Persistently harassed 'er Its chilling uluations! Its wool so strangely luminant! Mary's days were haunted By this unremitting ruminant

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Elizabeth Spiers 's avatar Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social
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People really discount the extent to which The Squad are incredibly talented politicians, and mostly because they're young, women, and not white. But they've been more effective at getting policy positions across than most of their senior colleagues...

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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ur damn right i have this disease im cognitively disengaging from this boring ass meeting heres my doctors note that says i cant be in boring ass meetings due to my disability. and also that i can legally call them boring ass meetings to your face. otherwise thats ableism

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Give us adderall & communism and THESE PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED

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Lincoln Michel's avatar Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social
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Bitcoin will really go down as one of the dumbest things humanity ever invented...

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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"Great men are almost always bad men" is a phrase that goes through my head a LOT (along with an appropriately gender-neutral-ized version when applicable)

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Chris Sanders's avatar Chris Sanders @highlycaffeinated.bsky.social
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Doctors are already predisposed to having a god complex, give ‘em some fame on top of it and HOO BOY

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Chris Sanders's avatar Chris Sanders @highlycaffeinated.bsky.social
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Case study in how people can be hyper competent in one domain and utterly foolish in all other domains.

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Chris Sanders's avatar Chris Sanders @highlycaffeinated.bsky.social
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“The purpose of this meeting is X, we don’t need to talk about Y.” And yet people keep bringing up Y. 🙄

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Asstown Baker's avatar Asstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social
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I feel like we borderline relish the Founding Fathers in a sexual way in this country, like stop it that’s weird

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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I make jokes because it’s better than crying all the time.

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John Pfaff's avatar John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social
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Well, well, well. WELL. That whole “protests made cops feel bad so they all quit” narrative? Looks like it was mostly myth. Excited to read this paper by Ben Grunwald, who compiled a huge dataset on post-2020 police employment. Agg decline was 1%… and bigger local declines not tied to protests.

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