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Dan

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Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”

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Socrates Johnson (Paul)'s avatar Socrates Johnson (Paul) @socratesjohnson.bsky.social
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Please ask before using my likeness next time. (This is me when they told me OG crispers were 86d)

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Kye Fox's avatar Kye Fox @kyefox.com
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Drunken Master: The Next Generation

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Yelnik McWawa 's avatar Yelnik McWawa @yelnikmcwawa.bsky.social
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Freem's avatar Freem @freem.bsky.social
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Reminds me of this classic. Gets me every time.

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American Scruff 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈's avatar American Scruff 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 @scruffygaydc.bsky.social
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😂 😂 😂 😂

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Franklin Souze's avatar Franklin Souze @franklinsouze.bsky.social
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Well...... 14 beers is probably the minimum investment I would require before dining at a CHILIS

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Anna Holmes 's avatar Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social
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You’ll enjoy all of @paperbackparadise.bsky.social ‘s work. I am particularly fond of HERE THEY COME THE BATS THAT KICKED MY ASS and SWORD THAT RIPS ALL A MAN’S CLOTHES OFF.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich's avatar "Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com
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Edward Packard just knew how to write 'em.

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Teddy Hose's avatar Teddy Hose @teddyhose.bsky.social
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Bro is dressed like he just came to life from a Paste magazine article.

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Dan in his mensch era's avatar Dan in his mensch era @dvgeebees.bsky.social
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Some all-time greats

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Agent NaN's avatar Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social
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Apparently the version chosen on the cover is drunk 16yo virgin who is convinced he could take out a few ninjas at least So yeah never goes out of style

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Audley: leftover wizard's avatar Audley: leftover wizard @audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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It does seem like once you've had those 14 beers at Chili's, your adventure is already pretty much chosen for you.

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Ninjas never stood a chance.

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Ninjas never stood a chance.

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greeble will brb's avatar greeble will brb @greeble.io
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Omg I read this when I was a kid

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Fopfox's avatar Fopfox @fopfox.bsky.social
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Good thing it's not Waffle House or else it would be the closest CYOA cover to a picture of a real life massacre.

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HotChampSummerintheCity's avatar HotChampSummerintheCity @champychamp.bsky.social
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My favorite is “Shouldn’t Have Talked Shit to My Dog: Told You My Good Boy Would Whoop Your Ass.”

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Andrew Parker's avatar Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social
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That is perfect. It hits all the high notes. Should be in the Louvre. Or at least a county library.

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Drew Misemer 's avatar Drew Misemer @dmisemer.bsky.social
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This thread has been fantastic in lightening my mood.

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Kiki's avatar Kiki @strawberrykitsune.bsky.social
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That's so good!

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Anthrodiva's avatar Anthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social
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You caused my husband to choke with laughter, you WILL be hearing from my lawyers!

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nonbinary papa iv's avatar nonbinary papa iv @aardvarkwizard.bsky.social
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I have lived this! I think

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Ceiling Cat's avatar Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
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I’m sure the original Choose Your Adventure title was pretty wild if that was the cover art

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Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast's avatar Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast @thx3188.bsky.social
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I have been that guy

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Ren the Weedcat 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Ren the Weedcat 🏳️‍⚧️ @avder.bsky.social
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Oh my God, is that actually a real book?

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Specter177 ✈️ 🌈's avatar Specter177 ✈️ 🌈 @specter177.bsky.social
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My favorite
bsky.app/profile/pape...

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Beck Tiger's avatar Beck Tiger @becktiger.bsky.social
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I now cannot remember the name of this book. I had it too

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Transient Sun's avatar Transient Sun @t0sun.bsky.social
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Oh my god this is like the script prompt for an entire genre of absolutely amazing movies.

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Eric Black's avatar Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social
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omg i've nebver seen it and i can barely type because im laughing and crying

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Alice🎬 ✒️🎥🎶's avatar Alice🎬 ✒️🎥🎶 @alicewells.bsky.social
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now I want chili and beer. thanks.

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Jair Bolsonargasm's avatar Jair Bolsonargasm @stevo5567.bsky.social
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The page where you choose $1 margs or Mega Mugs is my favorite.

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Jinkies Cowabunga 's avatar Jinkies Cowabunga @qaxxar.bsky.social
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Look, who among us hasn't had 14 beers at Chili's,

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Cameron Mathews's avatar Cameron Mathews @truckpoetry.bsky.social
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Scrolled back and forth 3x in under 5 minutes. Result 3+chuckles

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Micah Weil, Panromantic Disaster's avatar Micah Weil, Panromantic Disaster @micahweil.bsky.social
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...I can see why

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UnstableMongoose's avatar UnstableMongoose @unstablemongoose.bsky.social
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The GOAT of never not funny

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Six canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃's avatar Six canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social
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Holy shit I had that book

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Christina Stephens (🐯)'s avatar Christina Stephens (🐯) @christinastephens.bsky.social
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I’ve never seen this but it is delightful

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Cakes's avatar Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social
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This reminds me of that wonderful Mallört ad campaign. “Tonights the night you fight your Dad”

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Alexandria Brangwin's avatar Alexandria Brangwin @alexbrangwin.bsky.social
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Some light poolside reading!

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Literally everyone in the 80s did this every weekend.

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Cobalt's avatar Cobalt @cobaltkobold.bsky.social
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Why is Bo Burnham kicking the shit out of ninjas?

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Delco Man's avatar Delco Man @brian616.bsky.social
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Same, and also this one:

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✨Reader Librarian ✨ 🌞🧚🐈‍⬛🪬's avatar ✨Reader Librarian ✨ 🌞🧚🐈‍⬛🪬 @weeklyreader.bsky.social
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💀

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David's avatar David @david277.bsky.social
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That is on my Mt Rushmore along with

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Toast's avatar Toast @kbells.bsky.social
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Every time I get drunk I send this to at least 5 people

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OneDishwasher's avatar OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social
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hell yeah, dudes rock

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Earl Karl's avatar Earl Karl @earlkarl.bsky.social
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Weird travel consultant life... Being allowed to lock up an Applebee's that is in the parking lot of your hotel.

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