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Dan in his mensch era

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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese.

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mean things I say to myself's avatar mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social
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Fellas, this is the only woman who thinks a Cybertruck looks good

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It probably polls better too 😬

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How your email finds me

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We can only blame the worm for so much

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Like....what is this world where all these seemingly unrelated words ended up together in this order? Can we get off the train now

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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every day i get dumber and hotter. this is how i will win.

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Not nearly high enough to be reading headlines like this

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Mir's avatar Mir @miriam.lol
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Depression cure :

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His whole life is a slur

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my dog when I tell him the Fourth of July is in a few days

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Sure, climate is important but what about making shitty high school essays in under a minute or generating porn of Bea Arthur (I've only done one of these)

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Can definitely think of some things I'd LIKE a dem to do with it

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"the fourth of July" We suck at naming holidays, no wonder we can't keep a country going

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I have been rewatching Futurama episodes from 20 years ago and well…

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Not Great Bob's avatar Not Great Bob @samonek.bsky.social
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Oh my god he admit it.

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Sean Thomason's avatar Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social
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The same people who complain about learning gender pronouns are saddling us with phrases like “boy mom” and “girl dad.”

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I gotta go with brie, leave it out for an hour or so and then spread it on crackers 😍

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Give that gun a medal

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The face you see when you go to sleep high

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We don't even have a Bruce Willis! Can't we just have a Bruce Willis??

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My mom will never get the difference between 🤣 and 😭 so I get these texts like "Aunt Shelly died, funeral Thursday 🤣🤣🤣"

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"Biden doesn't have the power to help Gaza!" Biden:

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Supreme Court Week In Review •The President must be above the law in order to effectively run the country. •Chevron must be above the law in order to effectively run the country.

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minkitypinkity ❤️'s avatar minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social
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just once I wish it would rain hamburgers instead of men

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Let's lighten the mood by remembering the time they tried to make Woody Harrelson scary by turning him into a 90s midwestern mom

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50% but feels like 2500%

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Tiffany (parentheses overuser)'s avatar Tiffany (parentheses overuser) @tiffanyclay.dev
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Shorter SCOTUS: there’s no such thing as high crimes OR misdemeanors

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Hey I forget, is the Fourth of July when we nailed that god to a tree or is it for when he came back Oh wait no, that’s the one where we celebrate the disease of nationalism Or is the rabbit one I dunno, give me the day off

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Gonna save so much time by not even going

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And hopefully nobody brings up the weather!

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The only party I need is a couch and blanket and snacks party

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Gonna save so much time by not even going

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hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die

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Margarita Salty 🇵🇸's avatar Margarita Salty 🇵🇸 @nacl.sh
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“I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses. […]

“It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless. Golf is an arrogant, elitist game and it takes up entirely too much fucking room in this country.”

youtu.be/D0KMmmnhUq4?...

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Jay's avatar Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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I hate this upcoming holiday cause people having fun is honestly so gross

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The dog's got talent

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This is a strange title for a band dedicated to crow summation

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