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Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social |
I mean look how featureless that kitchen is. It’s chilling. If I walked into that kitchen I would hustle right the fuck out again before the owners cut my head in half and used the top half as a hat
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Berry
@berrysbramble.bsky.social
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tbf what I see is that they speed cleared and cleaned the kitchen before filming
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Piratedan7
@piratedan7.bsky.social
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not a paper towel holder or hand towel in sight. Enough about her staged kitchen; her prepared remarks and delivery of such seemed like she was just barely holding on to her sanity because she and her family might be subject to having to deal with women having bodily autonomy at a moments notice
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Cait
@caitesq.bsky.social
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You can tell it's not really her kitchen because she has children and yet there is not a single stray Lego piece anywhere
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inklaar.bsky.social
@inklaar.bsky.social
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On closer inspection they do have (1) kettle.
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WolfLawyer
@wolflawyer.bsky.social
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Got a fridge that blends in with the cabinets though so you know they're doing well. If they've got a horseshoe-shaped driveway too then it's all over for the other neighbours.
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Angela la la
@angelalalala.bsky.social
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Looked like a studio set kitchen to me
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Dave on Blooski
@objectdave.bsky.social
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Makes you wonder what weird shit was in there when the film crew dropped in to set up. I feel like they might have been running around hiding giant tubs of protein powder, unrefrigerated liver and nazi memorabilia repurposed as cookie jars.
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Chuckles McGee
@genericuser.bsky.social
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Not going to lie, I started counting fingers and paying way too much attention to textures because I'm not sure if the prompt they gave the AI was "family posed around table in an Ikea demo kitchen" or if it was just the kitchen th3y generated and they photoshopped the family in later.
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@debrecenisrac46.bsky.social
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TIL Ken plays Resident Evil
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Popehat
@kenwhite.bsky.social
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Like that’s supposed to be a kitchen where TEENAGERS live? Please. That is a kitchen where your therapist walks in and stands rooted-still and their face goes blank and they write THORAZINE in their little notebook and underline it three times so hard the paper rips
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Patrick Hunnius
@strategery.bsky.social
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It's very off from what was behind her during the response. Almost like it's a photo taken before the props were in place
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TurtleBee
@turtlebee.bsky.social
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Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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Mike
@madroc.bsky.social
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NO to Wokeness. NO to bodily autonomy for women. NO to countertop kitchen appliances. YES to Katie Britt for Alabama!
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George W Harris
@bullcityfats.bsky.social
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It looks like a set-up in a Rooms-To-Go
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Arturo Serrano 🇨🇴🤖👽🧙🦄
@carturo222.bsky.social
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Protestants: allergic to decoration since Reformation times.
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Stephen Webb
@stephenwebb.bsky.social
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bowlerskullhat
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Robb
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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Model home vibes.
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Don Carlos Toledo
@doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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FOOD WHAT IS THIS FOOD YOUR PLANET SPEAKS OF CAN YOU NOT SEE WE HAVE INCLUDED A "TEAPOT" WHICH WILL PROVIDE ALL THE HOT WATER SUSTENANCE YOUR SPECIES REQUIRES
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Shawn Connery
@shawnconnery.bsky.social
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She's Moms For Liberty material, creepy edition.
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Matt Stocum
@matt.stocum.us
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Other than the teapot on the stove, there is nothing in there. The only excuse for someone’s kitchen looking like this is if there’s a stack of moving boxes just out of frame.
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H. Houlahan
@pavlovsbitch.bsky.social
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I have performed labor inside many a foam ‘n’ desperation McMansion. This is what those kitchens look like. If you can find the fridge, it contains six bottles of Dasani and a tomato. The tomato is discarded weekly and a new one manifests. The human heads are in the garage fridge.
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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
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Would make a nice centerpiece, though.
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Dan Sandler
@danielsand.bsky.social
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That’s the kitchen they show in house hunters where it is blatantly obvious that is some random empty house they found nearby in the city that is on month 23 of being on sale because it has a giant bloodstain in the middle of the living room carpet.
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Tom Isaacson
@parsley72.bsky.social
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It’s weird how the table doesn’t have a pile of bills under the cruet. Or cruet.
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Weedyfunk
@weedyfunk.bsky.social
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EXCUSE ME, THIS IS TOP OF THE LINE AI GENERATED KITCHEN TECHNOLOGY, SIR!!!
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Michael
@roguemonk.bsky.social
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It isn’t easy to see the Visqueen lining the floor.
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Stephen Boisvert
@srboisvert.bsky.social
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Based on that that one sliver of light I have geo-located the kitchen to Pillbox #9 at Camp White, Oregon.
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Stephen Boisvert
@srboisvert.bsky.social
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I'm looking at that image and thinking about whether I need to try and count fingers.
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John OH, JUST THE CRIMES Keynes
@bnr-keynes.bsky.social
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its one of the most terrifying rooms ive ever peered into, and ive had a vasectomy
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Joseph Piepiora
@jpiepiora.bsky.social
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That’s vivid and I work on Diablo.
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North Easton
@north-easton.bsky.social
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it looks like they toured an open house and stopped to take a photo no one can possibly live there
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