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Wherever you go, There you are. - Buckaroo Banzai

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle's avatar Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1284. The Pied Piper lured 130 children away from the German village of Hamelin. I fear they were forced into lives in the gruesome world of polka music.

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c0nc0rdance's avatar c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the Universe." - Carl Sagan. "... if you don't want to invent a Universe from scratch, store-bought is fine." - me.

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futurejeffreyđŸ™‹đŸ»â€â™‚ïž's avatar futurejeffreyđŸ™‹đŸ»â€â™‚ïž @lacroixboi.lol
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Be the reason your employer is forced to install a “No Sliding Down the Staircase Handrail” sign

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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imagine having to dump a body and only having a cybertruck

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An engineer I know figured out how fast he had to drive to clear his windshield once when the wiper motor diedđŸ€Ł

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 đŸ„șđŸ€˜đŸ»đŸ’—â€ while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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This is dangerous to spread, and likely one more act in the sideshow that is created just to churn social media.
People die of heat related conditions, more have in recent years
www.hhs.gov/climate-chan....

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Cap’n Watsisname's avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I changed the backup warning on my delivery truck to a voice that scream-whispers “excuse me please, pardon, excuse me
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“What did you give to society?” “A plagiarizing parasitic robot that uses more electricity than Belgium every day.”

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Not really. Who decides what is quality? To me, anything generated by AI for 'artistic' reasons is trash.

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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Now I'm envisioning the Clarence Thomas Gift Catalog. "What to get for the man who has a lifetime appointment and might give *you* everything".

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I have questions No no, don't anwer that

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ex-Lethality Jane's avatar ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social
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Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals is on Monday in Florida. If Florida loses, they officially choke a 3-0 series lead, lose game 7 at home, and lose the Stanley Cup Final for the second year in a row. If Edmonton wins, it's the first time a Canadian team wins the Cup in 30 years. You should watch.

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The important part is how many dogs will fit in it, and the angle of the glass when the one big dog licks them.

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If you thought hyperdrive was kind of cool in the movie, you'll like the Mazda 3 but you don't have to tell anybody it was fun.

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This is the sign of a great mechanic, or doctor. Is it fatal? How long before It's Time. How much to do or not do.

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Determining factors: Do you often drive in the dark where there might be large animals in the way? How often does it rain?

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Creative minds find ways to convey meaning that is often just ahead of dictators. The N...s went after artists and scientists, just for this reason. It isn't about not having nice things. It's about control.

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I put tennis balls out on the patio to see if the baby raccoons would play with them and...

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I hope every lab tech involved in every drudge job that make these things possible knows what a gift they are to so many. It isn't scintillating in a lot of cases, yet all of it is so necessary to get to the miracle.

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Nick Harkaway's avatar Nick Harkaway @harkaway.bsky.social
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Bon voyage to the weird, the unexpectedly elegant, the orthogonally sympathetic characters who came out of his encounters with otherwise broken stories. No actor, however amazing, can save a script from being bad. But some actors can find something in scripts whose good qualities are buried deep.

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Gilbert White's avatar Gilbert White @gilbertwhite.bsky.social
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1775: Pines begin to ripen at Hartley. I have not seen the great species of bat this summer. Ricked ye meadow-hay in delicate order; about half a crop: it is very short & fine.

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There's a symmetry to it. It all started with a sharp stick. Then some guy finds a stick with two branches. Then another guy tricks his out to have a ridiculous number of branches. Meanwhile another guy quietly carves a spoon.

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I know a Lhasa Apso who loves tgem

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Beware the Black Bone of Death. I've wrecked my ankle on those things to the point they are now banished to a crate.

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In the cold waters of the Pacific coast of the US & Canada are forests of giant kelp, Macrocystis pyrifera. Under optimal conditions, they can grow as much as 2 feet (0.6 m) per day, to heights of 175 ft. Let's talk about the weirdness of giant #kelp & how it can help us.

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Sandra Newman's avatar Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social
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Humans share 70% of our DNA with zebrafish. So when you're having difficulty getting anything done, it's usually because a zebrafish is using the DNA.

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“Yay. Monday,” the fringehead said sarcastically.

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But mine want to go out the door where it's NOT snowing

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Ygrene ✔'s avatar Ygrene ✔ @ygrene.bsky.social
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[serenely] i hope this lettuce leaf finds you well

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c0nc0rdance's avatar c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
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Um... excuse me? I'm. In. The. Bath.

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Piatto Delgatto 's avatar Piatto Delgatto @piattodelgatto.bsky.social
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I crave not for the turkey's nasal flight, No sandwich egress from my nostril's site.

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One Dog’s Opinion đŸŸ's avatar One Dog’s Opinion đŸŸ @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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don’t ask how I know this, but a dog with a trust fund doesn’t have to file a tax return

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if you don’t leave your estate to your dog, at least name them the executor of your will. it’s just common sense

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Have you been to their website for the custom mix flavors? OMG

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In the 1930's, German chemists developed a coal liquefaction technology (with a primary goal of producing gasoline) by reacting carbon monoxide with hydrogen at high temps. Chemist Arthur Imhausen found he could use the paraffin fraction (C9–C16) to make edible margarine from coal.

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Oscar Mayer Sandwich Spread (circa 1952-circa 2015): a mélange of creamy, spreadable meat, made primarily of bologna, mayo, pickles, onions, peppers and various spices, sold in a tube. "Great on crackers!" per the label.

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