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man it's a hot zone,@mobute.bsky.social |
imagine having to dump a body and only having a cybertruck
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S.A. McKenzie
@samckenzie.bsky.social
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Just stick the body in a Tesla instead and pretend they died because you couldn’t get the door open.
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(((Eddie)))
@abracadocious.bsky.social
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No worries. Brick Top got ya covered.
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Problematic Otter
@problematicotter.bsky.social
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If it's in a Cybertruck, haven't you already dumped it
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ploeg
@ploeg.bsky.social
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Look, Jeb, everyone knows you use Tesla Roadsters to dispose of corpses.
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Joel Pelletier 🍩
@joelpelletier.bsky.social
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There’s a greater than average chance the driver will die driving it, which is the modern Cybertruck version of dumping a body.
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@iam-engene.bsky.social
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Dark
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Kevin Cantú
@killerswan.bsky.social
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no problem chopping up the parts!
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man it's a hot zone,
@mobute.bsky.social
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not only is it not inconspicuous, it's going to take you three trips
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Scone Mason
@sconemason.bsky.social
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Ha!
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Dan
@dsmith1980.bsky.social
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Johnny Roastbeef showing up at the club after the Lufthansa heist in a Cybertruck
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Matt Debenham
@debenham.bsky.social
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I feel like cybertruck owners will disproportionately have to deal with this exact situation.
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Marxist-Winemomist
@weeznbeez.bsky.social
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And the reason you’re having to dump a body in the first place is because your accelerator pedal got stuck.
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Weirdo In Residence
@long-sigh-studios.bsky.social
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Oh, I don’t know, I reckon it’d make for a fine incinerator.
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🍉Obie 🇵🇸
@obienator.bsky.social
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I mean, wreck it on purpose and it will languish in the Tesla repair center queue immemorial, never to be touched again. THE PERFECT CRIME.
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Gloria!
@smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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That's what the passenger seat is for
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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You couldn't clean it. You're done. Game over.
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Broken Bottle
@odium0.bsky.social
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It’s like 12 bags. Not that I would know, but it’s 12 bags.
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proud rebel scum ⚛️
@proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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dumping a body voids the warrantee
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James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez
@jamesjdominguez.bsky.social
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Just don't kill anyone over 80kg or so.
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Life Expert
@bensonisrad.bsky.social
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It clearly says in the cyber truck ad that the truck isn't for driving.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
@sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social
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I don’t think the body is warrantied against corrosion by bodily fluids.
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Go Deep, I'll Look for You
@godeep.bsky.social
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It it NOT cool to have people laughing at you while you’re committing a heinous crime.
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RodianRomanovichWasRight
@rodyawasright.bsky.social
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Makes it easy to chop up, lol. Might even burn it for you
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Miss Heidy
@msmyers17.bsky.social
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Run over the body a few times, until it's nice and flat & floppy, shovel it into a couple bags, proceed to the disposal site, get stuck going up the 6 inch incline, rock truck back and forth to unstick, until the rain comes, and shorts out the entire system, leaving you entombed with your victim
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costrike
@costrike.bsky.social
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I don't want to give it any credibility, but I'm certain we can pull this off.
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Neil Pajamas
@agrippanothing.bsky.social
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Lego Godfather downloadable skin.
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Phil Bluesky
@philisit.bsky.social
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The Cybertruck would automatically accelerate into a wall and explode, making it look like an accident.
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Ryan-MB
@ryan-mb.bsky.social
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I bet Chris Watts is thankful
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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
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this reboot of Weekend at Bernie’s leaves a lot to be desired
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Crungeoneer
@crungeoneer.bsky.social
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it's only good for killing people, not the disposal work
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Kanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷
@kanna-banana.bsky.social
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it's only a matter of time i believe
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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The blood would rust it from the inside
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𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐲𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞
@himynameisdave.bsky.social
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just dump the cybertruck and drive the body around at that point
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The Desert Sage
@thedesertsage.bsky.social
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Concerning
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Nap Gusto, Jedi/Scoundrel
@furiouslysleepy.bsky.social
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I thought they came with a wood chipper. A lot of these bros were promised a wood chipper!
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Juan!
@juan.mywasteofspace.com
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put it in the spacious frunk ...jesus christ
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BigEl
@elliotsinbad.bsky.social
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At least it’s not suspicious when it catches fire
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Doug Brinbury
@dirgeoverdrive.bsky.social
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Fargo: the New Class
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Alice in Keynes
@aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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How good would a lithium battery fire be at cremating a stiff?
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Jessica Ritchey
@jmritchey.bsky.social
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The corpse coming back to life and strangling you as a zombie for making it look so lame in its body's last moments.
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WobblyPython: Playing Every Metal Gear
@wobblypython.bsky.social
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At least nobody would find you driving it into the lake suspicious.
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GoodGuy Morn
@goodguymorn.bsky.social
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Coffin Flop sequel??
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Nathan Bernhardt
@jonbernhardt.bsky.social
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"well fuck man. do we have a chainsaw and TWO cybertrucks?"
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radical lisa loebotomy
@nfornihilism.net
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pefect cover though. everyone's too busy laughing at my shitty ride to notice i'm pushing a blood-soaked carpet off the wharf
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Sean of the 418 I'm a teapot
@sheepbop.bsky.social
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Put it behind the wheel with the foot on the brake. Simple.
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somedonuts
@somedonuts.bsky.social
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There’s an option for a bone saw in the first aid kit.
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John Hatch
@johnhatch.bsky.social
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Benny Hill theme intensifies
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Kasey Feral Smith
@ihazrabies.bsky.social
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Grating the body like a giant chunk of cheese on the razor sharp edges
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