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Landon

@landonab.bsky.social

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I’m smitten, I’m bitten, I’m hooked, I’m cooked, I’m stuck like glue | @landonab everywhere I Dad to 2 Gen-Z women 🤷🏻‍♂️ Midwest USA | Democrat | Art Music Food Love Life | I ain’t never ran from nothing but the police


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AT LAST! @edsnowden finally reveals just what uncanny suckers some of you dopes have been all these years for investing even a moment’s notice of that calculating Russian fraud. I don’t hate you for it, I hope just this stings like battery acid in a paper cut.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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an entire movement of wicked people who celebrate wickedness

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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Beautiful day for a ballgame

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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oh my god it's literally this

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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For me it’s not that I’m either ok or not ok with Biden as a candidate it’s that my brain cannot rationalize that the media has so uniformly freaked out about him while remaining comparatively serene about all the other far worse stuff in the past two weeks.

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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Sorry, folks, this year "no vote" is a vote for fascism, don't be that person, voting is a necessary if not entirely sufficient act

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Me and my bestie after waxing and doing alcohol-related crimes

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maraleia's avatar maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social
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Donald Trump is staying silent right now and he's doing this because of our hand-wringing. It's to his benefit to shut the hell up. This is what we are enabling folks.

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darth™️'s avatar darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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google there is a simple solution right in front of u also u could google it and u would see the problem the simple solution would fix

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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it’s Fuck Off Friday so you can tell everyone to fuck off if you want! i don’t make the rules* *yes i do

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Landon's avatar Landon @landonab.bsky.social
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It hurts me that I passed all of my vulnerabilities to my offspring. Now I try to help them through all of the things I never got through. Maybe that is why we change as we age. We learn too. #MentalHealth #Anxiety #Addiction

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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“My brother refuses to spend any of his hard earned murder money on us.”

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Christopher Sebela's avatar Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social
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i legitimately love a scam attempt

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maraleia's avatar maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social
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Donald Trump just said that Brittney Griner should still be in that Russian prison. Fuck him to hell and back.

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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious's avatar Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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What's that? Bluesky DMs don't support media? You can't send lewds? WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE PRACTICED DESCRIBING THINGS REAL GOOD WHILE WRITING ALT TEXT, HUH?

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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the washington post is proof that billionaires and their interests won't save journalism, and in fact run counter to that goal. only journalists—and people willing to pay for good journalism—will save our field, which is essential if we want to maintain any semblance of democracy.

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Landon's avatar Landon @landonab.bsky.social
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As much as I am straight up fawning over the new iPad Pro, my 2018 is still fully capable. Gave her a good wipe down tonight and trying not to order something I don’t need.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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I hope you've heard about Ball of Thread, a new podcast from @emptywheel.bsky.social that I'm helping put together.

It unwinds the true story of the true story of the attack on democracy that is bringing the United States to the brink of fascism.

It's the most important thing I've ever worked on.

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Landon's avatar Landon @landonab.bsky.social
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Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you be doing you.

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However much I push it down It's never enough However much I push it around It's never enough However much I make it out It's never enough However much I do Never enough Never enough However much I'm falling down Never enough However much I'm falling out Never, never enough!

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Mara Wilson's avatar Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that they put you and your family into an art show

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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I think people are missing that the real misery of this trial for Donald Trump is that this is the first time in his life is that this trial is the first time he’s ever had to show up for something resembling a job.

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Shoq's avatar Shoq @shoq.bsky.social
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Everyone on Threads is so excited to be free of Elon Musk, they don’t seem be aware of their surroundings, nor who is driving the bus they’re now on. So it goes.

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Landon's avatar Landon @landonab.bsky.social
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Tired of sore knees. Really need to get my shit together.

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Jennifer Colbourne's avatar Jennifer Colbourne @raccoonologist.bsky.social
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My friend Tina captured the most wonderful picture in Vienna, holy smokes 😍 🐱 🐦

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Dell Cameron's avatar Dell Cameron @dell.bsky.social
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There‘a no decade in the past 80 years when peace protesters in the US haven’t been illegally spied on, infiltrated, rounded up, beaten and jailed on pretextual charges. The perception of some gap between between the era of cointelpro & the post-9/11 surveillance state is a mirage.

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Landon's avatar Landon @landonab.bsky.social
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I was born in ‘70 and I straight up remember sniffing glue in 2nd grade to be cool with all the other kids.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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I don’t know how to describe the last 15 years other than to say most Republicans revealed that they would rather have a white king than a Black president.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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The most interesting thing about this is the "multiple" part.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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Should a Republican president be allowed to murder and rape your family if he feels like it and there are enough Republicans on the Supreme Court? We now turn to Washington D.C. where six Republican Justices will wait two months to say, "Maybe."

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Sorry I called your baby a “cursed object”

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Landon's avatar Landon @landonab.bsky.social
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Subaru just quoted my wife $456 for a battery 😂😂😂

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