Lazarus

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There's a lot of great trance around at the moment.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

my son is 14. he’s had seven prime ministers, two monarchs and seen the england men’s football team get to two major finals by the time i was *twice* that age, my numbers were three, one and zero

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

👀

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Overall I think we just about deserved that. Can't shake the feeling that Spain will destroy us, though.

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Jon Bounds @bounder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:09 UTC

England have only ever won international football tournaments under a Labour government.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

Football, eh? Bloody hell.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

Harry Kane would've been on the halfway line if he'd still been on

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Saw him as a teenager playing for Exeter in league two a few years back, and he was the best player on the pitch by a mile. We lost 4-0.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Ollie Watkins you fucking beauty

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

😁

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Conor Gallagher may as well get on the plane home now. I'll take a Bellingham-Foden-Mainoo midfield for the next decade or so.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

I mean, I've seen enough ridiculous decisions go against us in my time, so I'll take it. VAR was supposed to prevent those, though, not enable more of them.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Declan Rice breathing a sigh of relief there, having gifted the Dutch their goal and fluffing that sitter, all in the first 15 mins.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

No penalty that

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Ah, well.

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Your move, Hemingway

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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

Oh, you left me a voicemail, did you? Great, I'll listen to that when I've finished faxing this fan letter to Alice in Chains.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Always remember putting four past the Dutch in Euro 96 for accidentally giving my boss at the time a black eye whilst celebrating the third goal.

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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

here's to Neil Tennant at 70. His review of "Eyes Without a Face" in Smash Hits, 1984 ("he doesn't have a great voice & the words are utter drivel but sounds affectingly sincere") & various singles in '82 ("all today's trendy sounds on 1 single. unfortunately there's no tune & tunes are trendy too")

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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:28 UTC

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

Safe to say this is probably going to be the good semi final of the two

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

My nephew has flown over for the game tomorrow but because they'd jacked up the prices so much he's gone via Spain for 1/8 of the cost

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

I once ordered some vinyl and it arrived in a do not bend toughened envelope that the postie then proceeded to fold in half and squeeze through my letterbox.

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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:35 UTC

Happy hundredth anniversary of this news headline from The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio. (July 9, 1924.)

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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Before Peter Jackson ever made LOTR, a friend in school discovered that his dad had a rare videotape of a movie version of Lord of The Rings in his cupboard for safekeeping so a bunch of us stole it to watch anyway turns out it was in fact called Lord of the G Strings and was a v diff kind of film

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

Primadonna is technically all music made before 1979

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Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

Can't wait until this thing is twice as powerful

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connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

Wanna feel old? Stand up a little too fast

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text @llewcid.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

Bluesky is like going to your nan's house to chat about knitting and being given a brew with a plate of custard creams whereas twitter is like being in the middle of a prison riot where the white supremacists have sided with the guards and a naked woman with seventeen fingers is selling you bitcoin

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Michael Glasper @michaelglasper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 09:19 UTC

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FK @funkelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

whatever you think of bluesky at leash the worst people you ever met can’t pay to pin their shitty opinions to the top of all your posts

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Chris Kendall オトクラット @ottocr.at
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:24 UTC

A parliamentary pal tells me: “the register of financial interests is retroactive to one year before members take their seats. As of today Farage and Tice have 28 days to make a complete declaration” 🍿

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Sam Byers @sambyers.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 07:51 UTC

Always interesting to note the exact moment someone abandons all pretence.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 06:37 UTC

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Ridge @cridge17.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

😎

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

I'm kind of curious what happened to that AI candidate that was supposed to be standing somewhere

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Tara - Sheamie Stan Account @theblueststar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

2 years ago the Daily Mail used one of my tweets in an article about airport chaos. They asked me if they could use it but before I could tell them to fuck off, they used it anyway. They'd embedded my tweet as opposed to screenshotting it so I did what was required of me.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:07 UTC

I'm no expert but I've narrowed it down to four.

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MJ Mackenzie @redheadmuppet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

This made my morning

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merritt k @merrittk.com
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:35 UTC

There's a sword mightier than the Pen joke in there somewhere

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

Kids today will never understand what it took to make mud pies and eat them because they’re too busy playing video games.

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The 🟦 Doctor @lucidillusions.in
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

is a stolen Tesla called an Edison?

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

If life gives you lemons...sell the lemons. Continue to take the lemons from life and continue to sell the lemons - don't even think of stopping. This is the opportunity you've been waiting for! Hi, I'm Gary Hultz, lemon investment strategist...

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