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Lauren πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ€πŸ‘» Solinger

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Artist, cat lady, theme park & horror enthusiast.


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my favorite element of this dope as hell painting is this guy who is just checked the fuck out

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Every day I find something worse that people are doing with generative AI. The only thing that these shitty tools are revolutionising is scamming. Scamming people out of jobs, scamming readers out of quality material written by real people, and scamming established writers out of their portfolios.

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More Indigenous youth are learning to spearfish, a connection to ancestors and the land

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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was β€œthat fucked up AI stuff”

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Saw one parked outside Panera a few weeks ago and had to stop and take photos of it to show my coworkers, I didn’t even care if the owners saw me visibly laughing and taking photos of their car.

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I’m reminded of the dude who went viral for trying to sell his after he got divorced and couldn’t park the truck at his new apartment.

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It looks like some of the monstrosities people make at Test Track in Epcot. Just the goofiest shit.

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One drove by my mom and I when we were walking back to our car at the mall and my mom, who apparently has avoided all news of this, said β€œwhat the fuck is that??” With the most confused look on her face. Priceless.

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This is gold. Hard to decide which line to pull, but I'll do with this: "[the Cybertruck's owner was surprised] that the people taking his car out for a joyride worked for the press. He suspected we were going to say mean sβ€”t about Elon, and he was right. Elon Musk is a penis."

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I know people who want trump to win to β€œteach the dems a lesson” or to make the conservatives who voted for him get fucked over and I’m like okay but like genuinely people will suffer, the country will go downhill, our civil rights are gonna be challenged and you think this is a fun game??

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Your move, Hemingway

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Kinda feel like titanic should have been mentioned instead, but I recognize much like Jurassic park it used a lot of practical effects as well.

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I was watching a video of someone who has an extremely unique large glass front door and half the comments were like β€œthis is too easy for someone to do a home invasion!” Bruh this isn’t home alone and chances are this house is in a gated, rich community. Calm down.

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We only tell kids about the tooth fairy to distract from knowledge of the fairies who accept larger bones for greater rewards

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Looking at you, tales of the shire or whatever that new lotr is called. Bruh I think everyone should pull a BeyoncΓ©/taylor/cloverfield paradox and be like SURPRISE! This thing is coming out at midnight tonight!

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I’m impatient. Don’t release a teaser for a new tv show/movie/game unless it’s coming out sometime in the current calendar year. Fucking sandman and severance releasing teasers but I don’t think their premieres are this year. Fuck off. don’t tell me about a video game if there’s no release date!

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Oh fuck me, Disney put up some haunted mansion stuff early and it’s like this year’s collection was made for me. It’s black, white, Tiffany blue, and very elegant and full of stripes and illustrations that look like etchings. Wkalsjsldkdkdnjrf goddammit.

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Night at the Roxbury feat Chris Kattan -> bedazzled feat Brendan Fraser -> Monkeybone with both of them -> the mask who used the same makeup designer as Monkeybone I’m having a fun night watching tangentially related films from my childhood.

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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

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I put all the drawers together and did about half of one side with the track for the drawer sliders, got up to switch the movie, realized my hurt, ate a snack, and now I’m like β€œnah I don’t want to finish this” lololol tomorrow, then.

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On to the Mask and gosh I miss this era of architecture, I don’t know how to describe it (Memphis Milano?) but goddamn I miss frosted glass bricks. Also, I took a break from putting stuff together but now I don’t want to get up and it’s 10pm.

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I swear half his movies in the 90s/early 2000’s were β€œwow get a load of this guy, what an ugly awkward loser” meanwhile you look at him and he’s gorgeous and funny and charming. Hollywood, man.

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I’ve been building flat pack furniture & I watched night at the Roxbury and bedazzled (always favorites) and now I’m watching Monkeybone for the first time in at least a decade and 1. Wow I forgot how good this cast is and 2. Why do they keep pretending Brendan Fraser isn’t amazingly beautiful????

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I recognize it’s a dumb movie but I still love night at the Roxbury. It’s so dumb in a way that tickles me. And also, the music slaps.

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This just in: my needle phobia has never made any fucking sense. I think I don’t mind stuff like piercings, tattoos, or me picking at shit because it’s β€œsuperficial” but stuff going in or out makes me panic??

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Someone explain why I will inflict pain on myself by lancing and harassing my HS outbreaks but the thought of having to inject a biologic every week makes me wanna die.

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Like I would genuinely rather wait and binge a show when the season is done than to wait a whole week to watch 30 minutes of content where the only interesting thing happens the last 2 minutes so you will want to come back next week. we don’t even have ads anymore so why are you trying to keep us?

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Let’s players, commentary channels, history channels, etc on YouTube. They make good quality content fairly regularly on a small budget. Some of the most interesting or moving stuff I’ve seen lately has been a 2+ hour yt video on some topic no one has heard of.

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Man idk while I watched some really good tv shows the last few years it does seem really shitty to wait 2-3 years for 6-8 episodes that are maybe 30-40 minutes each and most of the compelling stuff is crammed into the premiere and the finale. No wonder I mostly just watch YouTube essayists.

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Whoops, sorry, I’m so, so tired haha. Day after a holiday fatigue.

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Interesting how the bad guys in star wars always wear helmets. This is anti bicycle safety propaganda

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if the media could go ahead and treat this claim the way they treat Biden saying "I'm fine" - aka, as a lie that requires days on end of front page stories to debunk - that would be great we'll be over here waiting

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Another day without me getting to see Karl Urban as Johnny Cage. Where’s the trailer, y’all? Or a release date? I’m desperate.

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I’d love to read your thoughts on it more in depth if you ever do it.

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Well, alright. I guess I just wasn’t surprised by the choices they made. Like yeah maybe it was too edgy but I’m used to that with this show. It’s poor taste but so is a lot of stuff they do.

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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of β€œBiden Old” and β€œRich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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I’ve been getting the vibe that several cast members were also shooting other projects and they were finding ways to have them off screen. Having Hughie in a knock off spiderman costume seems like a good way to let Jack quaid have time off. But I could be wrong and this was just…a choice.

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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We heard u guys like bleps.

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Well, at the rate they’re going with half assed sequels to movies we all grew up with, what’s the under/over on Disney trotting out a Roger Rabbit sequel? (God I hope they don’t. I really don’t.)

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Like it took me being on hold for about 35 minutes with a different provider to schedule imaging when they were supposed to call me 2 weeks earlier to schedule. I swear, man. They need to hire way more people to answer the phones.

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On hold with my doctor to reschedule my appointment and they keep going β€œit’s important you call as soon as possible to reschedule” and I’m like the fuck do you think I’m doing right now???

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The Jedi games (and the tie in book) haven’t really gotten much per se either. Again, relatively dark, more explicit violence, and more sex. Which I guess is to say any sex, when you look at how most stuff was implied in the main films.

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I’m starting to wonder if the reason this & Andor have had like, no merch (surprising for Star Wars) because it’s darker, more violent, and more sexual than the other properties? I mean dude what do I have to do to get a replica of Pip? Come on.

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watching the acolyte and man that might be the horniest Star Wars has ever been outside of legends, god bless.

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Idk why but I think it’s hilarious all our small dogs have just dug holes and laid in them when it’s hot. I guess sometimes you just gotta dig a hole and hang out in it.

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Supreme Court rules 6-3 American Revolutionary War was incorrectly decided

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Legit what do I have to do to get to see lotr with a live orchestra? I swear they only do it in big cities on the coasts or something.

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Like obviously Hans Zimmer, John Williams, James Newton Howard, Michael Giaccino, they’re the GOATs but my favorite score of allllll time will be the lotr trilogy. Hands down. Good lord. I get goosebumps every time.

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