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Malus, the Bad Apple πŸπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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Cranky feminist, dilettante cook, and sometimes writer. Professional know-it-all. Dragon Age is my default setting. Ace/Aro/NB, she/they


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Rob Codey's avatar Rob Codey @robcodey.bsky.social
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That shit about how the revolution will be bloodless if the left allows it? Fucking abuser speak.

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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

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you know your hackers, who breached your security and exposed your backers, are members of multiple demographics renowned for their tech prowess and keeping the entire internet afloat and your plan is to threaten them with the FBI?

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Just a little seed with grabby hands 😍 This extreme miniature nugget pseudoscorpion (unlike any I've ever seen!) was under a bit of mahogany bark deep in a swamp. 🀎 🌿

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Miracles are real and they are provided by science I am in tears. we can *prevent HIV transmission*.

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Self-described β€œgay furry hackers” breached the Heritage Foundation in an attempt to undermine Project 2025, so of course an executive director at the right-wing think tank threatened them as β€œdegenerate perverts” who would face God’s punishment and the FBI.

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The thinnest skins belong to white male theofascists & they go ballistic at any challenge.

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January: oh hey, that's a cute skirt. I should wear more skirts July: ...shops for black lipstick; entire wardrobe is a skirt-intensive hodgepodge of vintage & goth styles that somehow work together and all suit me

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Peoples! Kid and I saw a legit "well, actually" guy in public! We're browsing games at Target, and an employee butts in to "well actually..." explain the *correct* pronunciation of "Splatoon" AND its etymology πŸ™„ DID WE ASK, SIR? He's alone guaranteed that I'll *never* buy a game there. Bravo, sir!

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Malus Stop Sweating After Shower Challenge! Difficulty: Impossible Challenge: FAILED

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Yeah, it's been good, just... in a complicated way. A lot of things came together at once - self-image, identity, acceptance, etc etc - and there's been a lot of questioning and re-imagining myself. Actively silencing a lot of negative self-talk. My therapist is ecstatic. I'm confused but okay πŸ˜‰πŸ€˜

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I didn't expect my new diabetes "oh you may experience some weight loss" med to come with a complimentary existential crisis. My A1c is fantastic AND I'm keeping my therapist in business!

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He thinks we're playing

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Making the bed, and I sat down to answer a text. *Immediately* ... I stg it's like they teleport

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Central California, and I drive ~70 miles one way to work

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Last night, Bryce Canyon National Park. Minutes before my Nikon z6ii fell on the ground and became unable to take pictures. 2 cameras down in 2 weeks. Do not recommend. Shot details in the Alt text. πŸ“‘

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Saying goodnight, too. Some days it's almost unbearable.

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Huh. Mine are all related to my childhood. Creosote, cold cow pastures, and pecan trees. The boozy smell of fallen fruit, plums especially.

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I have dual citizenship πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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If you dislike someone, block them or mute them! It's pretty easy and helps me forget that some people even exist! It's beautiful! Stop being fucking weird!!!!!

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πŸ’™πŸ©΅ChloeπŸ©΅πŸ’™'s avatar πŸ’™πŸ©΅ChloeπŸ©΅πŸ’™ @poshcloset1000.bsky.social
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..and now it’s time for Sunday Science..

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Every August, typeface designers flock to the middle of the desert for a week of sex & drugs, and they erect a large wooden word with all the spacing fucked up. They call it Kerning Man

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I'm officially out of spoons, just trying to hang on till the sheets are out of the dryer. I'll try to finish the list tomorrow. Later days, yo.

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THE sentence of the day: A Macronist incumbent in the Marseille region came in 3rd in her seat. She just dropped out to support the left. She said, about why she's maneuvering to block the far-right: "Defeats happen, but you can never recover from dishonor."

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For anyone who may need it. (Me. Me needs it. Repeatedly.) You are loved. And you are not alone.

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(It was still a stupid thing to do, but I understood the impulse. I understood it a lot.)

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βœ…οΈ get out of my own head βœ…οΈ cats β˜‘οΈ linens βœ…οΈ table βœ…οΈ cookware cull βœ…οΈ procrastinate β˜‘οΈ bathroom ❌️ exercise βœ…οΈ BATHE ⬜️ desk ⬜️ new makeup thing 🚫 fuck shopping πŸ”₯ fuck summer ⬜️ work stuff ⬜️ bills βœ…οΈ hug cats β˜‘οΈ get out of my head ⬜️ closet? ⬜️ get out of my head ⬜️ SLEEP ⬜️ anxiety is a lying bitch β˜‘οΈ I'll be okay

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Unironically put this post on ads in swing states

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Well France apparently just collabed between everyone else to kick a far right party out of the chance to take power, it can be done if enough people want it to be, folks

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Let's go! β˜‘οΈ get out of my own head βœ…οΈ cats β˜‘οΈ linens ⬜️ bathroom ❌️ exercise ⬜️ BATHE ⬜️ desk ⬜️ new makeup thing ⬜️ fuck shopping πŸ”₯ fuck summer ⬜️ work stuff ⬜️ bills ⬜️ hug a cat ⬜️ get out of my head ⬜️ closet? ⬜️ get out of my head ⬜️ SLEEP ⬜️ anxiety is a lying bitch ⬜️ I'll be okay

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When the France election results are good

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I bring good tidings from the other site: French Lefties win, Le Pen eats shit, Macron eats more shit

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Data suggests family dramas bear a less than 10 percent resemblance to actual human families, which is unsurprising and also a relief, considering all the murders.

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β€œAlthough the Biden admin seems to have run extremely well for 3.5 years, with a strong cabinet, few scandals, a thriving economy & major legislative accomplishments, the punditocracy has suggested we should ignore this record & decide on the basis of the 90-minute debate” @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social

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Sagittarius: Mermaids were actually manatees that drunken sailors mistook for beautiful creatures, just like you with your ex.

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Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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MFG. Tomorrow (today?) is forecast 113Β°F. And the hell with this weather that made me learn about "wet bulb" temperatures. Gah! You also take it easy and stay cool. β€οΈπŸ«‚β„οΈ

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I'll be okay. My brain is a lying liar that lies. πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

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Mental illness fucking sucks 0/10, do not recommend Autocorrect replaced "mental" with "ensalada" ... I'm not sure if salad head would be an improvement.

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⬜️ get out of my own head ⬜️ cats ⬜️ linens ⬜️ bathroom ⬜️ exercise? ⬜️ BATHE ⬜️ get out of my head ⬜️ try new makeup thing ⬜️ fuck shopping ⬜️ fuck summer ⬜️ work stuff ⬜️ bills ⬜️ hug a cat ⬜️ get out of my head ⬜️ closet? ⬜️ get out of my head ⬜️ get out of my head ⬜️ anxiety is a lying bitch ⬜️ I'll be okay

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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

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I've been consumed with anxiety dreams about work -- the last was so awful that it gave Kid anxiety just hearing it described. So me-the-adult is going to take some positive steps to turn my schedule around and otherwise get ready for The Return. Ugh.

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