Rob Codey
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That shit about how the revolution will be bloodless if the left allows it? Fucking abuser speak.
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ@malus.bsky.social |
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Cranky feminist, dilettante cook, and sometimes writer. Professional know-it-all. Dragon Age is my default setting. Ace/Aro/NB, she/they
Rob Codey
@robcodey.bsky.social
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That shit about how the revolution will be bloodless if the left allows it? Fucking abuser speak.
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Orcspiration
@orcspiration.bsky.social
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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you know your hackers, who breached your security and exposed your backers, are members of multiple demographics renowned for their tech prowess and keeping the entire internet afloat and your plan is to threaten them with the FBI?
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Bugge-Finder Private Newton Pulsifer π³οΈββ§οΈ
@apsciencebydan.bsky.social
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Just a little seed with grabby hands π This extreme miniature nugget pseudoscorpion (unlike any I've ever seen!) was under a bit of mahogany bark deep in a swamp. π€ πΏ
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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Miracles are real and they are provided by science I am in tears. we can *prevent HIV transmission*.
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6β3β pool boy bitch
@milesklee.bsky.social
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Self-described βgay furry hackersβ breached the Heritage Foundation in an attempt to undermine Project 2025, so of course an executive director at the right-wing think tank threatened them as βdegenerate pervertsβ who would face Godβs punishment and the FBI.
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Jennifer Winch
@jlwinch1.bsky.social
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The thinnest skins belong to white male theofascists & they go ballistic at any challenge.
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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January: oh hey, that's a cute skirt. I should wear more skirts July: ...shops for black lipstick; entire wardrobe is a skirt-intensive hodgepodge of vintage & goth styles that somehow work together and all suit me
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Peoples! Kid and I saw a legit "well, actually" guy in public! We're browsing games at Target, and an employee butts in to "well actually..." explain the *correct* pronunciation of "Splatoon" AND its etymology π DID WE ASK, SIR? He's alone guaranteed that I'll *never* buy a game there. Bravo, sir!
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Malus Stop Sweating After Shower Challenge! Difficulty: Impossible Challenge: FAILED
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Julie Dillon
@juliedillon.bsky.social
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Hi #portfolioday! Here's some paintings I've done recently-ish π
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Yeah, it's been good, just... in a complicated way. A lot of things came together at once - self-image, identity, acceptance, etc etc - and there's been a lot of questioning and re-imagining myself. Actively silencing a lot of negative self-talk. My therapist is ecstatic. I'm confused but okay ππ€
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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I didn't expect my new diabetes "oh you may experience some weight loss" med to come with a complimentary existential crisis. My A1c is fantastic AND I'm keeping my therapist in business!
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NOH8 Campaign
@noh8campaign.bsky.social
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Happy #NonBinaryAwarenessWeek!ππ€ππ€ #NOH8
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Ali Trotta
@alwayscoffee.bsky.social
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GOOD
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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He thinks we're playing
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Making the bed, and I sat down to answer a text. *Immediately* ... I stg it's like they teleport
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Central California, and I drive ~70 miles one way to work
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Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli
@banditelli.org
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Last night, Bryce Canyon National Park. Minutes before my Nikon z6ii fell on the ground and became unable to take pictures. 2 cameras down in 2 weeks. Do not recommend. Shot details in the Alt text. π‘
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Saying goodnight, too. Some days it's almost unbearable.
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Huh. Mine are all related to my childhood. Creosote, cold cow pastures, and pecan trees. The boozy smell of fallen fruit, plums especially.
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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I have dual citizenship π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
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BlueShiftNZ
@blueshiftnz.bsky.social
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Non-romantic? How very dare you!
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Paperback Paradise
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
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book
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dani (they/them chaos goblin)
@djamiempls.meatjacker.social
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If you dislike someone, block them or mute them! It's pretty easy and helps me forget that some people even exist! It's beautiful! Stop being fucking weird!!!!!
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ππ©΅Chloeπ©΅π
@poshcloset1000.bsky.social
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..and now itβs time for Sunday Science..
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Every August, typeface designers flock to the middle of the desert for a week of sex & drugs, and they erect a large wooden word with all the spacing fucked up. They call it Kerning Man
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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I'm officially out of spoons, just trying to hang on till the sheets are out of the dryer. I'll try to finish the list tomorrow. Later days, yo.
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Taniel
@taniel.bsky.social
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THE sentence of the day: A Macronist incumbent in the Marseille region came in 3rd in her seat. She just dropped out to support the left. She said, about why she's maneuvering to block the far-right: "Defeats happen, but you can never recover from dishonor."
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Joey | mojosec | The Least, Maybe
@mojosec.bsky.social
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For anyone who may need it. (Me. Me needs it. Repeatedly.) You are loved. And you are not alone.
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MurderBotBot
@murderbotbot.bsky.social
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(It was still a stupid thing to do, but I understood the impulse. I understood it a lot.)
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Coexist
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Amy Rae Hill
@amyraehill.bsky.social
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π
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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β οΈ get out of my own head β οΈ cats βοΈ linens β οΈ table β οΈ cookware cull β οΈ procrastinate βοΈ bathroom βοΈ exercise β οΈ BATHE β¬οΈ desk β¬οΈ new makeup thing π« fuck shopping π₯ fuck summer β¬οΈ work stuff β¬οΈ bills β οΈ hug cats βοΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ closet? β¬οΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ SLEEP β¬οΈ anxiety is a lying bitch βοΈ I'll be okay
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Unironically put this post on ads in swing states
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Shiv Ramdas
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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Well France apparently just collabed between everyone else to kick a far right party out of the chance to take power, it can be done if enough people want it to be, folks
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Let's go! βοΈ get out of my own head β οΈ cats βοΈ linens β¬οΈ bathroom βοΈ exercise β¬οΈ BATHE β¬οΈ desk β¬οΈ new makeup thing β¬οΈ fuck shopping π₯ fuck summer β¬οΈ work stuff β¬οΈ bills β¬οΈ hug a cat β¬οΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ closet? β¬οΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ SLEEP β¬οΈ anxiety is a lying bitch β¬οΈ I'll be okay
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Velodus
@velodus.bsky.social
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When the France election results are good
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The Man With The Getaway Ass
@athodyd.bsky.social
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I bring good tidings from the other site: French Lefties win, Le Pen eats shit, Macron eats more shit
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MurderBotBot
@murderbotbot.bsky.social
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Data suggests family dramas bear a less than 10 percent resemblance to actual human families, which is unsurprising and also a relief, considering all the murders.
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Miles Grant
@milesgrant.bsky.social
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βAlthough the Biden admin seems to have run extremely well for 3.5 years, with a strong cabinet, few scandals, a thriving economy & major legislative accomplishments, the punditocracy has suggested we should ignore this record & decide on the basis of the 90-minute debateβ @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
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Sorrowscopes
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
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Sagittarius: Mermaids were actually manatees that drunken sailors mistook for beautiful creatures, just like you with your ex.
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David Niall Wilson
@davidniallwilson.bsky.social
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Just burned 2,000 calories. Thatβs the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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MFG. Tomorrow (today?) is forecast 113Β°F. And the hell with this weather that made me learn about "wet bulb" temperatures. Gah! You also take it easy and stay cool. β€οΈπ«βοΈ
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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I'll be okay. My brain is a lying liar that lies. π«π«π«
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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Mental illness fucking sucks 0/10, do not recommend Autocorrect replaced "mental" with "ensalada" ... I'm not sure if salad head would be an improvement.
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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β¬οΈ get out of my own head β¬οΈ cats β¬οΈ linens β¬οΈ bathroom β¬οΈ exercise? β¬οΈ BATHE β¬οΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ try new makeup thing β¬οΈ fuck shopping β¬οΈ fuck summer β¬οΈ work stuff β¬οΈ bills β¬οΈ hug a cat β¬οΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ closet? β¬οΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ get out of my head β¬οΈ anxiety is a lying bitch β¬οΈ I'll be okay
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βͺ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! βͺ
@jongraywb.bsky.social
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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?
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Malus, the Bad Apple ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@malus.bsky.social
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I've been consumed with anxiety dreams about work -- the last was so awful that it gave Kid anxiety just hearing it described. So me-the-adult is going to take some positive steps to turn my schedule around and otherwise get ready for The Return. Ugh.
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