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Molly White

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back in my day we called this spyware

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Juha ”What the” Falck's avatar Juha ”What the” Falck @whathefalck.bsky.social
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Now: recall Soon: Total recall

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Anna E.'s avatar Anna E. @queergermangirl.bsky.social
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can anyone code some sort of goofy program that we can let run in our off hours that does ridiculous things?

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Re-Pete 🦆's avatar Re-Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social
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Thankfully I’m sure it will be hackproof.

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Tank's avatar Tank @lordtank.bsky.social
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It's always was a spyware

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSAKEY

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Many people in this section do not know the benefits of this feature. Imagine you saw a cute cat photo, can't remember where but the date you've seen it. Recall helps. Worried that your battery lasts too long? Enable Recall to drastically reduce your battery life and enjoy off-time without your PC.

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smr's avatar smr @essemmarr.bsky.social
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I do not understand why every Tech Brain Genius thinks we’re supposed to be happy that they’re doing this, that this is something we’re supposed to want, that this is where the Future of Computing needs to go. I’m not, I don’t, and it isn’t :(

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arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸 's avatar arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸 @imdmingyour.mom
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I guess it's time for me to adopt Linux as my daily driver

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Justin Wallace's avatar Justin Wallace @justingwallace.bsky.social
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Laughcry.gif Above all, I wish this wasn't such an apt analogy but you nailed it. Thank you for the smile good lady. Best to you and yours.

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Somco's avatar Somco @somco.bsky.social
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C.V. Danes's avatar C.V. Danes @cvdanes.bsky.social
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Every year is going to be the year I dump Microsoft for Linux. This year might actually be the year.

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Benj Edwards's avatar Benj Edwards @benjedwards.bsky.social
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yep, wild that Microsoft touted this openly as a positive feature. It's reflective of our tone-deaf big tech era IMO

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dorian's avatar dorian @doriantaylor.com
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moly pls

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's avatar @retiredrph.bsky.social
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Yeccchhhh! What’s the solution? Apple Macs any better, or are we all just fodder for the bots?

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Ulrich - „nuke from orbit - only way to be sure.“'s avatar Ulrich - „nuke from orbit - only way to be sure.“ @blueshift24.bsky.social
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The association of former Stasi Officers approve.

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Baltech's avatar Baltech @baltech.bsky.social
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is it a rootkit when the OS-maker writes it into the kernel themselves

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zaph's avatar zaph @actuallysrc.bsky.social
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Very interested to see how Microsoft plans to push this out to hospitals.

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Doc Wolverine, A weasel with a threatening aura, MD's avatar Doc Wolverine, A weasel with a threatening aura, MD @doctorwolverine.bsky.social
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It's also a pain in the ass to turn off

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WerewolfLord's avatar WerewolfLord @werewolflord.bsky.social
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We, or at least some of us, still do.

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How does this require AI? How is AI even relevant here? This is straightup illegal. It's gonna steal so much data.

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TitaniumMan's avatar TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social
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I'm old enough to *recall* when the worst thing Microsoft had was Clippy.

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Eightman's avatar Eightman @eightman.bsky.social
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Does it come with a purple gorilla too?

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Eski🌱's avatar Eski🌱 @eskiworks.bsky.social
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And it still is! Starting to look at other operating system options for my next machine to be honest. This is a big privacy violation

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Goblin owl's avatar Goblin owl @goblinfluencer.bsky.social
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But randomly taking up resources in the background while I'm trying to do something else is what all my open browser tabs are for.

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Kendra Maas's avatar Kendra Maas @dnakendra.bsky.social
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And this is repeatedly being turned back on uni computers with each update

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Rachel 🔥's avatar Rachel 🔥 @undefinedrachel.bsky.social
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Spyware that won’t screenshot DRM protected content. Microsoft knows its priorities.

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Cabbid🌈's avatar Cabbid🌈 @cabbidachi.gay
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We still calling it spyware

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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷's avatar Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social
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the wet dream of every keylogger

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Oh gee wiz, it it doesn’t support my processor, whatever will I do? /s Also I’m not “upgrading” to Windows 11 until I’m forced to. Maybe by that time a few lawsuits will have made them rethink a a few things? Or it’ll be time for the next OS.

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Meek 🔜 Carolina Geekfest 🩷's avatar Meek 🔜 Carolina Geekfest 🩷 @themeekwarrior.bsky.social
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Disable it, then kill it with fire

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's avatar @ceremus.bsky.social
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Right up there with games forcing people to install rootkit malware to play. They call it anti-cheat, but the software has total access to all software & hardware. If it were ever compromised it would have the potential to be the worst exploit in consumer PC hardware, an actual nightmare scenario.

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P.L. Rock's avatar P.L. Rock @plrock.bsky.social
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Why would I want this?

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Jonathan's avatar Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social
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I wonder if it is gonna pop up a black screen with 2 pixel skull and crossbones telling you to pay 2000 to unlock your computer every renewal period

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JustaFox's avatar JustaFox @axelkitsune.bsky.social
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Whelp... I guess Ubuntu is free ? And still nice to use ?

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🎪 Ya Boi Citrus 🎪's avatar 🎪 Ya Boi Citrus 🎪 @aintyouspecial.bsky.social
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back in your day they still pretended to care about the end-user

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Nicholas Campiz's avatar Nicholas Campiz @geographer.bsky.social
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Willingly buying one of these is gonna be the hardware equivalent of sporting a blue check

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Molly White's avatar Molly White @molly.wiki
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"have you ever wanted to install a keylogger to spy on your spouse or kid? well have we got news for you"

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Kip Williams sort of 's avatar Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social
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Back in the hand-cranked days, I tried to start a rumor that Xerox kept microfilm of everything their copiers duplicated.

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Zeroisanumber's avatar Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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Molly, how do I turn this thing off?

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XristiEno's avatar XristiEno @xristieno.bsky.social
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Time draw alot of eye bleaching content if they going be doing that. Make them pay for eyeballing where they shouldn't.

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Strejk Edge's avatar Strejk Edge @strejkedge.bsky.social
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These days it’s ”machine learning”. Which is in general a sort of euphemism for spyware. Because where does training data come from? The statisticians in the AI companies are using our collective output as input. And they would kill for the NSA:s data-collecting capabilities.

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Razz's avatar Razz @razzek.bsky.social
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Like screen readers? :( Love the idea of Linux but as a blind person it’s not a solution. We’re getting the real short end of the stick here.

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Rich's avatar Rich @bluesmuse.bsky.social
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If you have the computer-savvy. answers.microsoft.com/en-us/window...

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Coyote's avatar Coyote @goldencoyote.bsky.social
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This shit is going to get so many women and kids literally murdered.

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SimpleKnight's avatar SimpleKnight @eliothochberg.bsky.social
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The issue with all of these technologies is what they promise now changes over time Witness the Apple iCloud photos-returning fiasco

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dissolve into pixels 👾's avatar dissolve into pixels 👾 @derezz.com
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Oh crap.. hoping this is something folks will need to opt in to? 😞

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Biscuit's avatar Biscuit @bsky.ceo
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it sucks because conceptually this is an amazing feature for someone like me who’s extremely ADHD

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F0x S1mp's avatar F0x S1mp @f0x-s1mp.bsky.social
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WHAT

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ShiningStar5022's avatar ShiningStar5022 @shiningstar5022.bsky.social
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Copilot?

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SHCDemolisher's avatar SHCDemolisher @shcdemolisher.bsky.social
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This thing needs to be destroyed because it is the exact kind of dystopia tech that we should be killing on sight! We don’t want to be monitored 24/7 on our devices! Seriously, these tech companies don’t realize that they can be physically harmed.

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Freespan's avatar Freespan @freespan.bsky.social
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Everything old is new again, but with better marketing.

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Tol Phontos's avatar Tol Phontos @tolphontos.bsky.social
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In moments like this I am thankful to live in the EU, because that shit don't fly here

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Nicholas Bauer PhD's avatar Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.bsky.social
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Spyware reports things back. This is for local processing.

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jess m. ☁️'s avatar jess m. ☁️ @jam-etc.bsky.social
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Apparently the requirements are fucking crazy to keep recording your screen the entire time as well

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Ember Fae's avatar Ember Fae @glitter-fae.bsky.social
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so how do I install and set up linux on a pc as a brand new baby who's never done it before? anyone is free to answer this, not just Molly

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omlt - Miku connoisseur era 😌's avatar omlt - Miku connoisseur era 😌 @omlt.bsky.social
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So, 2025, YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP WAHOOOOOO /o/

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Rin 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷's avatar Rin 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 @autumnbreezed.bsky.social
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this may be the thing that finally makes me get a linux machine

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Reɠɠie Sʋɳɗeɾlɑɳɗ ɑƙɑ Reɠiɳɑlɗ tɧe XLII 🇵🇹 🇧🇪 🇬🇧 🔞's avatar Reɠɠie Sʋɳɗeɾlɑɳɗ ɑƙɑ Reɠiɳɑlɗ tɧe XLII 🇵🇹 🇧🇪 🇬🇧 🔞 @reggiesunderland.bsky.social
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Time to install DoNotSpy11, not only does it have an option to disable copilot it also allows to disable many previous and still present to this day telemetry functions Microsoft has implemented over the years, the more so it can disable ads as well, I value my privacy and so should Microsoft.

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Hats⚡️🍇🚂's avatar Hats⚡️🍇🚂 @hatzy.bsky.social
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No doubt it'll degrade performance but even worse than win10 where even your search bar sent data to bing.

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Bruce Arthurs's avatar Bruce Arthurs @brucearthursaz.bsky.social
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Wondering how P*rnhub customers feel about this.

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george du bois's avatar george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social
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Can't wait for this to be featured in a DEF CON presentation, demonstrating all of the various holes in security that Microsoft left.

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Home away from the dumpXer fire's avatar Home away from the dumpXer fire @rechan.bsky.social
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It's taken Microsoft this long to treat our computers like Apple and Sony treat our phones.

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Home away from the dumpXer fire's avatar Home away from the dumpXer fire @rechan.bsky.social
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2025 AI: "After reviewing the last 1000 hours of recording, are you depressed? Have you considered touching grass? I am concerned."

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HuluAndEbay Man's avatar HuluAndEbay Man @huluandebayman.bsky.social
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I updated my registry so it can't do squat there now.

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Lizardguy64's avatar Lizardguy64 @lizardguy64.bsky.social
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How do I kill it?

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