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I'm Kenough

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My job is just car. Probably gonna post too many pictures of my cat

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Fruit Freak's avatar Fruit Freak @fruitfreak.bsky.social
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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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simone's avatar simone @simonee.bsky.social
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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist

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Audley: leftover wizard's avatar Audley: leftover wizard @audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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From Franz Kafka's diaries.

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Nate Raymond's avatar Nate Raymond @nateraymond.bsky.social
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New: Hawaii has agreed to develop a roadmap to get its transportation system to zero carbon emissions by 2045 to settle a climate change lawsuit by 13 young people alleging the state was violating their rights under its constitution.

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Andy Miller 's avatar Andy Miller @iammilliam.bsky.social
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Not sure about the new Star Wars.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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Woman screaming out the window: Help, heeeeelp! Superman swoops in: I came as fast as I could! Woman removes wig to reveal she's really Lex Luthor: Oh I know, all the ladies are saying the same thing! Superman: DAMMIT, LUTHOR, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?!

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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One day: - Mommy, why was I born? - *tears swelling* To own the libs, Constitution-Eagle-Reagan.

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Dan Sheehan's avatar Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social
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Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!

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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct's avatar Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social
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This morning our kid suggested that we name our next cat Gateau since it’s a cute name (it’s French for “cake”) and because it would function as a funny homophone for “gato,” which is Spanish for “cat,” and it’s such a good idea I can’t even make eye contact with our current cat, out of guilt.

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I'm Kenough's avatar I'm Kenough @noah-tedward.bsky.social
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my toxic trait is that I know this desk sucks but I still really want it

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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Remember when Hobby Lobby funded terrorism by purchasing looted artifacts from the Middle East?

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards

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I'm Kenough's avatar I'm Kenough @noah-tedward.bsky.social
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I'm hearing a bunch of snide comments from an aristocratic British woman

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Dr. Nick Manhattan's avatar Dr. Nick Manhattan @glocktopus.bsky.social
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If you were a villain who would you be?

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Ernie Luckman's avatar Ernie Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social
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Ron Desantis after ending his presidential run

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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Remember on BoJack Horseman when Diane didn't want to get her YA book published because it wasn't a result of all the pain she endured in her life, which would mean that her suffering was just a random, unfair thing that happened without a deeper meaning or purpose? I think about it every day.

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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The opposite of "backfire" (in the sense of "to have an opposite and undesirable effect") is "frontwater" as in: "Well... that frontwatered."

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I'm Kenough's avatar I'm Kenough @noah-tedward.bsky.social
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Nobody told me this, now I've gotta change Louie's name

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Sharky 🦈's avatar Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social
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NO, MICKEY!

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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NEW: Maine secretary of state rules Trump is disqualified from appearing on 2024 ballot under section 3 of the 14th Amendment www.maine.gov/sos/news/202...

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you a little something about the original Smash Bros.

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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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As Hyperloop One shuts down, we need to remember that the Hyperloop was never meant to be built. Elon Musk’s goal was never to transform transportation for the masses, but to stop or delay high-speed rail from reaching North America. Sadly, he succeeded — and we all lost as a result.

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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Linda Evangelista says she is “not interested” in dating: ‘I don’t want to hear somebody breathing’

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Cats of Yore's avatar Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Garbage Angel 2. Loaf Pro 3. Le Coodler 4. Cozy Plumpus 5. Great Northern Derpling 6. Famished Everstarve 7. Elusive Satin Scrambler 8. Alley Pal 9. Potato Royale 10. Spicy Knife Poppet

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stefa's avatar stefa @stefapie.bsky.social
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Having a thing i just invented called a Donut Flight and it's definitely that and not just eating like 3-4 donuts. It's fancy, because it has a name.

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Jason K Pargin, author's avatar Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social
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Remember that some people just like to argue, because it's the only time they know what to say. It's kind of like when you're lost in a video game but then you run across enemies and it's a relief because now you know what to do.

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The Ugly Machine's avatar The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social
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As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety

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I'm Kenough's avatar I'm Kenough @noah-tedward.bsky.social
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"I kinda feel like the kid who found the severed hand" "hey dad look what I found'

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Hard Drive's avatar Hard Drive @hard-drive.net
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New Transformers Movie to Include Autobot Who Turns Into Tesla and Immediately Runs Over Child

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A Monitor Lizard's avatar A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social
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I was in the Boy Scouts and learned to 'be prepared" which is why I have a bag of like a thousand different peoples hair I got from a salon garbage that I can use to soil a crime scene if things ever go haywire.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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30 Rock is MST3K levels of "so many bangers I sometimes forget about some of them"

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