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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social |
You (dumb, hasn’t seen Fight Club): If I buy things I’ll be happy Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement
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Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
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"Ain't that something." "It is, actually."
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Graeme Benson
@graeme.space
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Me (dumb, has seen Fight Club too many times): His name was Pobert Raulson.
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Unchained Threnody
@hex.ooo
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Liberals: how about fighting in a basement full of things which you bought?
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Tim Just Tim
@timkrauss.bsky.social
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But it turns out You is also Me
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Proxima
@legobrick2x4.bsky.social
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Me (genius who has seen fight club): I'm going to [redacted]
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AuthorShellyMeyer
@shellymeyer.bsky.social
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First rule of fight club: don’t talk about fight club.
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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦
@chirpdotbat.bsky.social
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You (dumb, forgot rule one): ah yes fight club Me (smart, remembered rule one) I'm going to kill you
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Joseph Cain
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
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The thing Fight Club didn't understand is you can do both.
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Ev
@escapistundrscr.bsky.social
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Me (gay, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to have a homoerotic relationship with myself
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DoomGOLIAH
@doomgoliah.bsky.social
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Me (a Fight Club scholar): i'm gay
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Murray Magpie
@murraymagpie.bsky.social
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Looks like lotsa people forgot the 1st rule
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justin van wormer
@jdvdub.bsky.social
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Having a psychotic break and entering a violent fugue state because they put a freakin’ IKEA where the dang bar used to be.
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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///
@joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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I seen the UFC superfan guys. They're the same as the "buy my personality from a catalog" fancy boys like the Ed Norton dork.
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ramza saddiq
@heartgold.xyz
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what if i pay to punch someone in a basement
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gary bjusey.
@jm6k.bsky.social
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did you know that on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero?
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Life Expert
@bensonisrad.bsky.social
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It was really more of a fight fraternity.
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Ehusman
@ehusman.bsky.social
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And by “someone”, maybe I mean “me”
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costrike
@costrike.bsky.social
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You (dumb, wants to be a follower in Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement Me (smart, wants to lead Fight Club): I'm going to punch myself repeatedly in a parking lot
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Mandolin Cider
@vreejack.bsky.social
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I think the "punching someone (yourself) in a basement" is a metaphor for buying things in a futile attempt to make yourself happy.
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Darthhellokitty all over the place
@darthhellokitty.bsky.social
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Me: fuck you I love my IKEA storage headboard
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Osana
@osana.bsky.social
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🤣
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All The City Lights
@atcl.bsky.social
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Quick question: Am I my khakis???
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Rick does Math and Stuff
@mathandstuff.bsky.social
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Would a soap salesman lead you astray?
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Sixpence None the Wiser
@6pnonethewiser.bsky.social
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Synthesis: if I punch things in a basement I’ll be happy
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Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
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me (galaxy brain, has seen fight club): I'm gonna buy a cool coat
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Golfhaus (⛳🏠)
@golfhaus.bsky.social
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I mean, yes, the narrator/Tyler was certifiably insane, but... Helena Bonham Carter kinda makes it worth it, no?
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Omar Lizardo
@olizardo.bsky.social
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You (dumb) does not join a cult, full head of hair, stays away from terrorism
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The Deuce Deducer
@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
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*gets a few things at Target to spruce up my basement so my sparring pals feel more welcome*
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Neven Mrgan
@mrgan.com
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Me (actually you): My friend pixelatedboat is so cool
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@itsrev.bsky.social
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Enlightened sage: I'm going to buy boxing gloves
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Matthew Smith
@teamsmithy.bsky.social
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Ooof, right in the basement!
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
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Me (who has seen the first half of Fight Club): If I lie at support groups, I'll be happy.
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