Unofficial god king

@polearmguy.bsky.social

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the first death is in the heart

Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

oh just type bleed

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

the 2nd amendment leftists have the opportunity to make the most persuasive argument ever

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Turns out it is hard to concentrate when you live in a fascist theocracy.

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

I'm

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

liberals are always saying that the left doesn’t have clear strategies. I’m winking as hard as I can. Come on

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

As long as it's official

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

It's not the fault of the people you hurt coming out of you do something

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

I don't have anything legal to add

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

If it makes you feel better when it's late my astigmatism means it's hard to see how many ls a word has

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

IT'S NOT GREAT

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

oldbus

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

the holiest day

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crimesididntcommit.🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

it’s that beautiful time of year again where everybody ties me to weights and flings me into the bay!

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

The “joe biden has the chance to do the funniest thing ever” jokes are now literally correct

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

a goose would murder you and everyone you love, supreme court justices on the other hand would have others do it

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Sharon Kuruvilla @sharonk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

also: even if you disagree with them, now would be a good time to join DSA or other membership organizations that will be working on the Nov election

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crimesididntcommit.🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

biden should hang dong on live tv as a response

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

all tech bros want to emulate Steve Jobs, Cool Guy CEO of a Hip Company but I strongly feel they should instead emulate Steve Jobs, Dumbass Who Died of Treating Cancer with Juice Cleanses

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.

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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

If business majors could read, they'd be very upset

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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

this newspaper headline is the 1930 version of encountering an incomprehensible trending story about some Twitch streamer with 4 million followers

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

I heard big spears and came running

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

We've finally found your people

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

@shit.postin.online

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

well i'll cook your disgusting garbage for you and my kid

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

was he in a ska band

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

who is luke also mushrooms are not food

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Joan 🏳️‍🌈 @profwitch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

alright folks, you know what time it is.

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Drew Green @drewgreen.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Alohahoo, a company nobody's ever heard of, appears to be stealing queer art from a BUNCH of artists, including five of my pieces (4 pictured here, and one other), and selling it on shitty polyester shirts. Thanks to everyone who alerted me to this. Obviously, do not buy from these thieves.

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air budd dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

it rules that a jury of rando New Yorkers is braver than several federal judges and basically every single senator

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

To enjoy it is not to say it fixes everything. You are allowed to enjoy it because it’s funny.

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

I'm still hedging, I'm at ~52

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Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

say what you will about jeff but he's earned this one. you gotta give it to the guy. this is his moment. this is his day.

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

I would have said 51% so to me you are the bravest

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Try not to commit any felonies on your way to the parking lot

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

has anyone said lol yet

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

Yes speech to text that's what I meant

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

lmao

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

sadly we all learn, eventually. If we're very lucky.

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Kai @kaifromstreets.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

I love fighting game tournaments

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Kai @kaifromstreets.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

coming out as an antiwaxer

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

you see these famously beautiful women? yeah I think they're attractive :smuggo:

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

Almost time for work

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Standplaats Krakow @standplaatskrk.pl
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

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Micah @rincewind.run
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all who celebrate GNU Terry Pratchett, who definitely knew the correct list of priorities in any revolution

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

I wanna be clear if you pretend to be the ghost of my dead friend at a cemetery and are just like "wooo" I would find that extremely funny

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
[ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

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Unofficial god king @polearmguy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

boiling hot milfs, coming for you

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