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Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social |
Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"
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Moe Money
@mindcheese.bsky.social
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@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Nobody Owens the later years
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His Royal Huwness
@litterygeniarse.bsky.social
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It may have been more for his playing football in the graveyard and "rowdy" behaviour. An appropriate gif for older folks.
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Apple Tony 3
@appletony3.bsky.social
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::Every Scooby Doo plot ever has entered the chat::
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Sleestak
@sleestak.bsky.social
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HOW is this a crime unless it's an old white man trying to buy property cheap
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Nick Gladman
@nicholasgladman.bsky.social
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Too bad legal precedent was already set in People of Texas v. Mystery Machine Inc.
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SimplyPsyke🏳️⚧️
@simplypsyke.bsky.social
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If you can make the judge laugh you should get out of whatever it is
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Jason Manthey
@monax.bsky.social
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In his defense, he _has_ been dead for a few years
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Mostly Unhealthy
@ladyallison.bsky.social
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@theonion.com?
Is that you is disguise?
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🥦(brocco)lina
@broccolina.bsky.social
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was he unmasked by a gang of teens and a dog
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David Grinyer
@malonegranger.bsky.social
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🤣 👍
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Fluffy Mart
@fluffymart.bsky.social
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Is there a goFundMe we can all chip in to?
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Trotsky
@apacilli.bsky.social
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Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
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That’s a big time Scooby Don’t.
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Pete
@petetjh.bsky.social
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I used to live around the corner from this very cemetery
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GherkinMerkin
@zoesotetart.bsky.social
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What law is this breaking? Specifically?
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Excalibur Discount Legal Services
@kevychristian.bsky.social
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"It was hilarious" occupies a strange legal gray space between self-defense and straight up crime. There's no explicit precedent I'm aware of but I've read plenty of cases where the sentence clearly indicated the judge took a jovial intent rather than malice into account.
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John O’Donnell
@jodami.bsky.social
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He was pissed up and was being a general pain in the arse. He didn’t say even have a white sheet for a costume. £35 isn’t much of a fine either.
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Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
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...shit, what was I watching where the occult investigators show up, catch dudes pretending to be ghosts, & the fakes are like "we were hired thru TaskRabbit, this is part of a viral campaign for a movie"?
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The Pink Eagle Trading Post
@thepinkeagle.bsky.social
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Fined for being AWESOME!
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Bob, agent of Hydra
@dman4835.bsky.social
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Reminds me... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammers...
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Alice Softpaws
@alicesoftpaws.bsky.social
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A new goal has been unlocked
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Mela
@melasdesign.bsky.social
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This man restores some of my faith in society. 😂💜
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Life Is Amazing publisher
@lifeisamazing.bsky.social
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I was in Pompey at the time. Hilarious. Also, my fellow citizens seem to be easily spooked, what with the clown boy also making it into the papers and on to the national broadcaster... for being dressed as... a clown.
www.google.com/amp/s/www.bb...
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@theurge14.bsky.social
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Jay the Ent-Larch
@jaypeldred.bsky.social
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I remember when this happened. Wife and I still talk about it and try to recreate it in our home at times.
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Portland Man
@erikgunderson.bsky.social
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He'd have got away with it, too, if it weren't for those darn KIDS!
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Kurt Risser
@kurtrisser.bsky.social
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Someone should check in with the grateful dead to see what they think about this.
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JenTheTracy
@jenthetracy.bsky.social
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How is that against the law?
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outer spec (🔵 Wheatley)
@outerspec.bsky.social
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How did they know he wasn’t an actual ghost?
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DR Darke
@drdarkeny.bsky.social
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That's one of those where the judge tries to look stern, but is desperately trying not to laugh....
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Foxy esquire
@foxylustygrover.bsky.social
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Imagine being such a baby you go to the Police about that!
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RubberMatt
@rubbermatt.bsky.social
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SteveO
@otthouse.bsky.social
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😂🤣☠️
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Ann M. Lipton
@annmlipton.bsky.social
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was it a real estate scam, though?
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♥ Retro ♥🦈💙Shark Vtuber
@xdretrogaming.bsky.social
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Some people are just so dumb they will do anything to get on the news nowadays
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@joshuabhoe.bsky.social
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100%
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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I got away with running away from a plainclothes cop by pleading "Drunk and Stupid" and I suggest that everyone who gets arrested for fun crimes give that defense a shot. Anyway, that was the 4th time I was arrested.
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Brianna Chesser
@chessercat.bsky.social
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Was the judge an embittered Scrappy Doo?
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MB
@moab-bombadil.bsky.social
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cancel culture has gone too far
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Nic 🍉
@nml-dc.bsky.social
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@theferocity.bsky.social we and our Sagittarian brethren would be even more chaotic if "but it was fucking hilarious" were a legal defense, can you imagine?
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Michael Gruar
@mgruar.bsky.social
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Love to see my birthplace making the news for the best reasons
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The Maltese Falco
@jimhenleymusic.bsky.social
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courtroom is cleared by bailiff after spectators stand up chanting, in unison, “Boo! Boooooooooo!”
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harrier
@harrier-hexx.bsky.social
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At the mouth of the port? What will this do for our trade relations with neighboring communities?? THINK OF THE SEAMEN!!
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teedy 🥥🌴 - existing in the context of all that we are and all
@reply.guyfieri.info
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@cait.bsky.social is this a common issue ?
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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Let pretend ghosts live their lives!
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Thomas A Lewis
@djtomdog.bsky.social
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more evidence we don’t live in a democracy
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Michael Downer
@48voltmic.bsky.social
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And he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those kids and their dog
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Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸
@adaytaramember.bsky.social
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Case dismissed, bring out the dancing lobsters
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Tommy
@tommyg.bsky.social
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"... and I would have kept getting away with it if not for you damn kids!".gif
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Andres Hernandez
@andy-her7.bsky.social
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Great article but how they failed to mention about the group of meddling kids and their dog who apprehended the man. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mars Rover
@marsrover.bsky.social
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If I had spent 100 years somewhere people only came to cry or stare plaintively I would fucking love that guy.
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Johanna Taylor @ JULY 23 👻📖
@johannamation.bsky.social
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In his defense, he IS gonna be a ghost eventually, and now he knows exactly who he’ll haunt when it happens 👻
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