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Susieus Maximus

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About yea high and about yea wide. Compulsive chimer-inner. Old enough to know how, unfortunately also old enough to have forgotten how. What's the "former Gawker Media commenter" moniker here? Blinja? Skinja?


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chatham harrison is tending a new garden's avatar chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social
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So many neat things happening that give reason to believe we can still build a better world, even in the face of climate catastrophe & right-wing psychosis. We can't give up hope.

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Shepherd's avatar Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social
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I am not kidding when I say that Romancing the Vote has out-organized and done more to materially improve conditions in the southeastern US than any explicitly leftist org. Romancelandia ain't here to fuck around.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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Excellent advice for UK folks on how to effectively pressure your MPs

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ex-Lethality Jane's avatar ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social
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Can we all at least agree that "arguing about whether posting is useless" is the worst form of posting

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Carrie Laben's avatar Carrie Laben @pinguinus.bsky.social
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Forensics is cop shit and thus mostly lies like all cop shit. The amount of absolute vibes-based bullshit that's been presented as "science" in a court of law would shock the conscience of Satan herself.

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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Your hometown is St. Louis? Did I know this and forget? Because *my* hometown is St. Louis (although I was only sporadically there after the age of 11, and gone for good by 19).

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha)'s avatar Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
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We're about to post our way to $1,000,000 raised for voting rights. lol

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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Remember: Texas is not a red state. Texas is a massively voter-suppressed state, with a lot of people working very hard and very thanklessly to fix that.

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Dr Henry's avatar Dr Henry @cmhenry.bsky.social
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Meta hollowed out their platforms and built a whole new one completely nerfed from the ground up to prevent posting from turning into online social movements

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Ryan Estrada's avatar Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com
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Hey, remember how librarians and I were warning everyone that mass book-banning is just step one of a fascist government takeover? Well, some of the same book-banning orgs we warned you about are on the advisory board for Project 2025, whose leader calls it a "second American Revolution.”

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Andrew Parker's avatar Andrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social
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This is, to be honest, my problem with anyone claiming they’re constantly repeating NYT talking points because they’re worried about Trump winning. That’s how we’d behave in any election, debating about strategy and armchair quarterbacking. It shows an abstract worry, not a visceral fear.

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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This is perfection. However, do not, under any circumstances, say the name two more times.

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post malone ergo propter malone's avatar post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social
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this is a mischaracterization of the quote, which you can tell by reading the quote. what are we doing here

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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Oh, thanks NYT and other media, too, for covering every Hillary story as if it were hugely significant and damning, while breezing over Trump stories like, "Eh, NBD." Great to see you've learned from that mistake! Wait, I'm being informed they have not, in fact, learned from that mistake.

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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Thanks, Comey! It turns out if you make a totally unnecessary ass-covering announcement about a separate cache of e-mails you've actually already seen less than two weeks before the election, it just might affect the outcome! Gee, whoda thunk?

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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It can be both, though, I think. It might have been covered with little fanfare years ago, but that means it's still new information for a lot of people, and if there's some event that warrants bringing it forward again, I say go for it.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Executive Time was him yelling at Morning Joe while someone put together a Cliffs Notes version of the security briefing so Trump could sell them to our adversaries.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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really great that prominent political journalists won’t just say that trump is lying and here’s why

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Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social
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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared

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Don Zeko's avatar Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social
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Zeke, why do you think accelerationism is bad? Well it's funny you should ask

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Byron C Clark's avatar Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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I did to myself a few weeks ago. Worse, I think. I'm sorry for your discomfort, but I have to admit, glad I'm not the only goof who forgets the sunscreen on occasion.

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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Ugh. I never subscribed, but I used to have respect for it as a publication. I wish I could remember the exact article I read that made me realize it no longer deserved it, if it ever had; it was something to do with education, and it was flagrantly biased, while pretending to objectivity.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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Anthrodelphinology 's avatar Anthrodelphinology @anthroandrew.bsky.social
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Everyone deserves some high-flying offshore bottlenose dolphins (pics taken June 30) 🐬đŸș

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utopia deferred's avatar utopia deferred @utopia-deferred.bsky.social
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“I don’t get it, why are you celebrating American Chauvinism this year of all years? This country is capital C cooked” My abuelo crossed a desert at the age of 14 for nearly a week, by moonlight, to get his life here. By placing yourself in the shoes of others, you may be able to understand 👍

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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A friend of mine was tut tutting about it, but yeah, it's a comfort food movie, and I like a well made comfort food movie now and then, especially in these parlous times. Everything doesn't have to be Fellini, ffs.

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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Or worse, when you pretend not to know. Come on, how could anyone calling themselves a journalist have no awareness of that? I know about it, and I'm just a schmo on the Internet.

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Gwen Snyder is uncivil's avatar Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social
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"Their rhetoric can sound expansive to the point of opacity. 'As the great men of the West bequeathed their deeds to us, so must we leave a legacy for our children,' the group’s website proclaims." Yeah, um... ...that's only opaque if you don't know what the Fourteen Words are

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Susieus Maximus's avatar Susieus Maximus @susieusmaximus.bsky.social
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I hope more people are finally waking up to what a complete trashfire The Economist is and has been for years.

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David S. Bernstein 's avatar David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social
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IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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Trump: Biden has to be in bed by 8pm but I promise to America I will sleep 3 hours a night in order to fit in the amount of raping stealing and murdering we need to get done to fix this country NYT : Trump promises a robust presidential ambition

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICANS who have birthdays today

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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For me it’s not that I’m either ok or not ok with Biden as a candidate it’s that my brain cannot rationalize that the media has so uniformly freaked out about him while remaining comparatively serene about all the other far worse stuff in the past two weeks.

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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Lol. I have absolutely failed the "increasing income --> more conservative" pipeline, although that has as much to do with American conservatism becoming more (overtly) fascist as anything else.

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Moira Donegan's avatar Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social
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Not to be corny but I do think the ongoing aspiration to make America a pluralist democracy of equals is righteous, beautiful, and worth honoring, even if it has more often been the struggle of minorities & dissenters than the policy of the government. đŸ‡ș🇾

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FEISTY😈's avatar FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social
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I would rather take my chances of survival in Jurassic Park than live in Project 2025’s dystopian hellscape.

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Dave Hutchinson's avatar Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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The British People write the name of the person they want to be Prime Minister on a piece of paper, then David Attenborough collects all the pieces of paper and takes them to Buckingham Palace. There, the Monarch eats them all and lays an egg, which hatches into a new government.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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the fourth estate is fucking kneeling in advance and that is, i think, worth a lot more discourse than whether the only non-fascist in the race is an old man, which he is.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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there are fucking journalists who follow me here (for now) and, like, what are you fucking people doing, man, the sulzberger family hasn’t had their finger on the pulse of the american public since before the civil war, why are you letting them make you look like goodie proctor’s fan club

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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I SAW JOE BIDEN BEING OLD, what a fucking brilliant revelation, did that take you 3 or 5 minutes to come up with? “i would walk through hell to vote for the corpse of joe biden before ever voting for trump” is the base dem voter, maybe at least talk to a couple of them before you fucking kneel

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