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Sara Cate 🍄🐌@saracate.bsky.social |
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Sara Cate 🍄 Portland OR🌲☔️ A soft and rotten creature with internet access and ADHD 🐌 underemployed writer extraordinaire
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
@saracate.bsky.social
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I always become hyper aware of everything in movies when I’m high so I probably shouldn’t have put on West Side Story for the first time tonight, because all I can see is women in brown face and the most white bread leading lady playing a Puerto Rican with the squarest accent of all time
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cait
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me: we NEED communities. all we have is each other. none of us can survive without connection and humanity and solidarity me after 20 straight minutes of my neighbor sitting below my window and revving his motorcycle as loud as he can:
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Bodega Cats
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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This used to be me with my mom, aka: “Okay mom, what did Oprah tell you to be afraid of this week?”
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Faine Greenwood
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Notice how everyone is somehow talking about Biden Too Old right now, and NOT about how the Supreme Court just legalized Trump being a dictator for life and gutted the administrative state, and how the Heritage Foundation is now issuing terrorist threats? Think that might not be an accident?
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Raccoons Hourly
@raccoonhourly.bsky.social
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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador
@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com
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Wish my brain weren't this way
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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these people do not intend to ever lose power again
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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@pairofclaws.bsky.social
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"I'll see you in the camps" oh yeah like the government would ever give us free housing.
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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There's this weird thing happening when someone says "I'm voting for Biden because I want us to still have elections long after he's dead" and people equate that with "Biden is awesome and I agree with his actions regarding Gaza"
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Or rather, we the people did our part of the group project, we did the research and knew exactly what needed to be done, but the establishment Dems and the media just went off and did their own thing instead, leaving us with nothing
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Remember how Biden winning was touted as ‘a respite from the madness, a chance to regroup and figure out a solid strategy to prevent anything like a Trump presidency from happening ever again?’ I think we forgot to assign someone to that whole “strategy” portion of the Biden project
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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He’s the perfect avatar for them because the only two things he has ever wanted is to be worshipped like a god-king and to get revenge on his enemies, aka anyone who has treated him like less than a god-king. He has no other desires or beliefs. Soulless narcissist vessel ideal for delivering fascism
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it
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Kandy
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bringing this here because i've had it
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Everything feels bad but last night we got really high and freaked out about how the cat was sitting. I definitely remember saying he looked like those stepped Chinese hillsides they grow rice on
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Chuck Wendig
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You know how sometimes in war there’s the one side who has rules and thinks they know how war is fought but then they’re shocked, SHOCKED, when the other side runs out of the bushes and like, stabs their horses and shit? And that side wins? Yeah I think about that phenomenon a lot these days.
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Greg Pak
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I just signed up to write postcards to get out the vote in swing states. You can, too! www.turnoutpac.org/postcards/
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Old Simpsons did not miss
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Sending a bunch of based realtors and off-duty cops into the Capitol building to murder the speaker of the house, in my official capacity of President of the United States.
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Nicholas Wallace
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Absolutely wild that the court accuses the dissent of "fearmongering" with "extreme hypotheticals" when the actual basis for the indictment is a coup attempt that led to an attack on the capitol
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Curb appeal seems lacking
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Molly Shah
@mommunism.bsky.social
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I keep on thinking about how John Roberts messed up nitrogen oxide with nitrous oxide in a ruling on how the courts were better suited to provide expertise than experts.
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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I’m going to naively assume that this is solely for lazy 9th graders (perhaps those who were taught to read in an asinine, unscientifically backed method that has harmed their thinking skills and made reading unbearable for them, something I only just learned about and feel equally as sad over 😔)
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Just passed a Youth wearing the exact outfit I wore when I was 15, with the black Uggs and lacy camisole and bohemian Pac Sun skirt and yes I crumbled to dust but I’m also just unimpressed. These kids have the internet to help them discover their personal style and they choose to dress like that
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Maybe having the oldest, dumbest, richest guys alive running a country for 200 years was not, in fact, the best course of action after all
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Maybe there’s an adderall shortage because it all had to be funneled into keeping the two geriatric presidential candidates upright and awake enough for one televised event
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Soft croissant
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Tucker Lieberman
@tuckerlieberman.bsky.social
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"In some twisted albeit predictable capitalist maneuver, writers actually make the least amount of money out of anyone involved in the publishing process."
— Emily J. Smith
medium.com/human-parts/...
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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This is so embarrassing for our state. What a cruel joke
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Do they still sell those mini variety packs of cereal? As a child who could never make decisions, those were always my favorite
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pee wee herman-palladino
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I can't believe we, as a species, invented bread and cheese - two things that require multiple, complicated steps as well as microbe husbandry - and this is the best political system we've got
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Mike Drucker
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America is like a television show in its last season and the showrunner has a deal somewhere else so they’re just trying to rush through to the end
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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This cat I spotted on my walk is the only thing keeping me together today
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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The girl who just rang me up at the smoothie place can only be described as “hot and hates you by default”
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Okay phew it’s not just me!!! That toothpaste ain’t right
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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I picked up the only Target-brand toothpaste that was in stock to save some money and I’m not exaggerating when I say this is the worst toothpaste I’ve ever used: evaporates instantly, doesn’t foam, feels like you only brushed with water….and it literally burned our tongues!! In awe of how bad it is
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merritt k
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we live in an age in which we have near limitless storage for data. unfortunately at this time we must erase all works of culture to make room for the infinite sea of machine slop
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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Miss Manners said you should always tip your justices
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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That looks like a carnie Ron Swanson
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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I was wondering the same. When I initially tried via Instagram it just glitched out and wouldn’t let you submit.
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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I saw a job post recently that was looking for someone to research and make posts on LinkedIn for executives so they can seem smart and relevant. And it wasn’t a one-off job, it’s a whole entire company that does this!!!! Posting for executives!!!
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My Name Is Aram
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Microsoft invested $13 billion in AI
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Lili Yochana
@liliyo.bsky.social
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Time to bring back 70s egg chair toilet
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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What the actual fuck is going on in this country, did all the high fructose corn syrup finally congeal into a mass in everyone’s brain stems or something?
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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I personally get overwhelmed by sensory stuff/social anxiety on planes and can never do the things I brought with me like games/crosswords, but I do still use noise cancelling headphones with music/podcasts so, These Men Are Not Okay. Feels similar to those ‘raw meat only’ kinda guys
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Ellis (sewmuchgeek)
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This makes me want to fucking puke — had a conversation about this yesterday and was met with “AI is here to stay, it’s not going anywhere”. As long as that’s the attitude! 🤬 So frustrating that this is a focus, setting back carbon negative goals, while heat waves are putting people in danger.
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Lauren
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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Sara Cate 🍄🐌
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The only way to mitigate this now is to buy everything used and at minimum a few decades old (luckily that fits my taste but not everyone)
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