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Simon Kane

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Actor. Writer. Ginger. slepkane.blogspot.com/


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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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what i’m saying is, i think my son killed the queen

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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But yean. also, absolutely, stop the damn operation, dummies.

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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"Just the fly in the ointment, Hans, the monkey in the wrench". I'd also forgotten how Moonlighting some of this dialogue is (not a complaint.)

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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Any road, I wouldn't take issue with anyone who claims he's "media savvy". If he wasn't, we'd never have heard of the prick.

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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I think (this is not HUGELY evidence-based) that people who watch political interviews on normo tv aren't his audience. Kids on tiktok are. That kind of media savvy.

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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tv though. Isn't that a bit the point? (loathe him)

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Jason Hazeley's avatar Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social
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I came face-to-face with this yesterday. Strong pencil case energy by the flamboyant Satie. (Also: that hand. Those come-hither clefs. PHWOARGH.)

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geoffrey's avatar geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social
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largest french turnout in 40 years, to keep the nazis down. fascism sucks up power left unattended

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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And weightlifting! Honestly! Guys! It's fine where it is!

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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Wait, wait, you SIT for these? This changes everything! ("Statistically you have an excellent chance of guessing the name" LOL)

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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All my flatmate saw was a signer refusing to sign.

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Kate W's avatar Kate W @kateweb.bsky.social
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Was a bit pre-occupied yesterday, but this is really alarming from France:

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Tom Phillips's avatar Tom Phillips @tomph.bsky.social
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Enormous respect for Inverness, Skye and West Ross-shire, who got one recount down, still didn't have a result, and decided to just fuck it off for today and come back tomorrow

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Jacob Harris's avatar Jacob Harris @harrisj.bsky.social
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“Do not obey in advance!” - me to my printer when it tells me that one of the ink cartridges is starting to run low and should be replaced

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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It's exactly these kind of electoral images which give me hope that fash's whole taking-on-the-parliamentary-establishment narrative won't catch fire here like in the US.

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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Respect to Rishi for rubbing America's face in it actually.

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Kate W's avatar Kate W @kateweb.bsky.social
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Sadly, Suella Braverman holds her seat. This is looking like a DEEPLY Tory group of Tory MPs left standing; tempting to say the worst of their party. Another leadership bid in the offing...

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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Awwwww, Kingston and Surbiton line-up, what a lovely sight. Makes yer proud.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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2024 Con+Reform = 17k, Lab 18.8k 2019 Con+Brexit = 20k, Lab 16k

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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That sounds suspiciously like something someone who would eat a human would say. (screenshot via @acyn.bsky.social on Twitter)

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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My guess is it was deemed too silly. Whereas the Clairvoyant Penelope Pitstop version is a model of sanity.

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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What was wrong with Baby Hitler? Why did we ever abandon Baby Hitler?

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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Is it strange that one of my nuts hangs lower than the other two?

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Kate W's avatar Kate W @kateweb.bsky.social
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The NYT is now reporting on people not saying anything. That's...remarkable.

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Rachel Playforth's avatar Rachel Playforth @archelina.bsky.social
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Enjoyed this chat between John Finnemore and Helen Zaltzman about Cain's Jawbone and The Researcher's First Murder, and indeed the whole Allusionist Word Play series 🤯
theallusionist.org/solvitude

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Jo dB's avatar Jo dB @jodb.bsky.social
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Of course, this is brilliant. Properly funny. Jokes and everything. Finnemore is frighteningly prolific and consistent.

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Lindsay Ellis's avatar Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social
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While I’m sure some of this “we’re doomed” is spoken earnestly, I think a lot of people ascribe to doomerism because they feel like it’s the only way to get people motivated, when in reality it has the opposite effect.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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you're all looking at the negatives here. being more positive: the supreme court just made it legal for joe biden to have donald trump killed.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra's avatar Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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Oh, hello: I see this rarity is getting an outing on BBC Four this Saturday.

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RedScharlach's avatar RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social
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She outlived the actual Queen? Iconic behaviour, frankly

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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Just learnt that Jeanette Charles died only a few weeks ago. 96.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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oh yeah, i made a show about glastonbury (the town) with mark steel and afterwards the woman who ran the arts centre accused us of “bringing the town together” www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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Hey, you BlueSkyers are missing some absolutely cracking Led By Donkeys content...

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Elle's avatar Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
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loving this happy gargoyle guy who's being moved to a new spot and is clearly having the time of his life

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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my greatest disappointment was that i didnt see him on the debate stage tonight. CNN lies again smdh

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Benjamin Dreyer's avatar Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.bsky.social
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Happy Peter Lorre's birthday!

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Jeffna 's avatar Jeffna @jeffna.bsky.social
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Adds to folder of “it’s not occasionally hallucinating; it’s always hallucinating but occasionally in a way that looks right”

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