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Tom Lommel

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Actor and tabletop RPG nerd, the order depends upon the week. Currently playing a long game to get cast as Ned Flanders in the live action Simpsons movie.
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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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Maybe it's professional pride speaking but if we're going to speak in sweeping generalizations I would kindly note that there's a huge distinction between "actors" and "celebrities"

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David Slack's avatar David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social
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If anyone is wondering what a smart liberal George Clooney is… He went fi-core (quit) my union over the writing credit on LEATHERHEADS.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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I mean, you are creating a situation with a dangerous object where it is going to be used in a very dangerous way. Everyone needs to calculate for the many risks involved. But IMO actors should not bear the burden of being able to distinguish a live round from a dummy or clearing a gun barrel.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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idk man I'm not here to stan Alec Baldwin but if the armorer had put that gun into some no-name actor's hand there would not be a trial right now if you want to prosecute the producers (ALL the producers) go for it! they made that set unsafe with their harried work schedule and bad decisions.

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4/5 stars no notes few hotels look this good

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Assistant to the Professor's avatar Assistant to the Professor @darinself.bsky.social
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I don't have a strong preference on Biden because of how much uncertainty there is, but seeing stuff like this cross my path is going to kill me. I'm begging people to learn how parties work. You can't Aaron Sorkin your way out of this.

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Randy Meeks's avatar Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social
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I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit

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aric's avatar aric @aghastronaut.bsky.social
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“Look, Diane. Everything else is eating large frog. Don’t embarrass us!”

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Jarrod Baker's avatar Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social
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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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listen all I want is for ONE CLASS to shoot lightning and kick ass. I don't care if it's druid or sorcerer but I WANT TO SHOOT LIGHTNING BOLTS

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honestly this raises a profound question: is the art on the outside and the artist on the inside or vice versa?

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Some talented people on these panels and if you've ever been in the position of "I looked at Blades in the Dark but didn't really GET it" this is an incredibly easy and cheap way to get insight into how to make these games sing.

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John Rogers's avatar John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social
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1) Losing Jane McAlevey sucks hard. 2) The "we're going to hold out until the writers lose their houses" statement during the WGA didn't just fortify the writers, it genuinely radicalized some managers and agents I know. People really do not know what capital thinks of them. To wit ... they don't.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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I'm just a baby, Logan. I don't have to explain shit.

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Aaron Huertas's avatar Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social
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We’ve lost a giant. Please read Jane McAlevey’s work. It’s about far more than labor, it is about the human and systemic nature of all political change.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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Logan despite the rumors I am not a recurring character on The Simpsons please don't spread misinformation like this

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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I don't know what kind of minnows you're using there, but they look a little pale. I'd ask the bait store for a fresh bag.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg 's avatar Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social
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Once again: The actual POTUS doesn't do a lot. Who they (*groans* he) tap(s) for key staff jobs, however, is critical and winds up having a profound impact on policy and the running of this joint. The amount things don't fall apart matters. Project 2025 REALLY SOFA KING MATTERS, friends

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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I've said it before but it's worth repeating: All your faves are problematic. This is not an excuse for shitty behavior, but an acknowledgement that we are all products of a profoundly toxic system. It's what people do after their shitty behavior comes to light where you see who they really are.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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ok but let's not underrate the possibility that Elon would send out official correspondence using a yandex address

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The first (and so far only) time I got it, I had paxlovid rebound. I tested negative for a day and then turned positive again. All in all it was a total of 20 days. It's not just a cold.

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Yell In a War's avatar Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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hey, I don’t know if I have enough LA area followers on this app to make this helpful, but I’m looking to move closer to my horse without giving up mostly using an outdoor office so if anybody knows of an unadvertised rental around Chatsworth with some outdoor space I’d love the info! Budget $2200.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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That's really great!

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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siri how do I uninstall a game from the entire app store

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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You're thinking of The Ice Storm.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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clearly you're not idling hard enough

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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7 years ago my wife decided that self care was not something to be found by cracking open a beer. It's the smartest, strongest decision she ever made and I am so proud and grateful she took that step for herself. ❤️ If you're struggling in these stressful times, you have the strength. Make a change.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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Listen if the boss baby tells you to go register the domain www.sudnsv.blirf would you be the one to say "No boss baby I can't do that" of course not you'd be baby fired. the alphabet is for copy editors and the people who make filing cabinets

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you don't need to know the alphabet to be the head of a major corporation

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why are you teaching babies this

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Fruit Freak's avatar Fruit Freak @fruitfreak.bsky.social
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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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lyndsay's avatar lyndsay @magpie.tips
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If you are in the LA area, those rescues would be greysave or fast friends. Almost anywhere in the world you can go to greyhoundpets.org to see the group near you

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I just got an email from my local greyhound rescue that Caliente, the dog track at Tijuana, is closing. If you're in southern California and thought about a retired racer this might be a great time to reach out to an adoption group. Retired track dogs make awesome pets.

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Brian Clevinger's avatar Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social
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Just mask. I’m begging you. It ain’t hard.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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only place I know of is Paris. did they have another war and get some new ones or something?

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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huh. I guess I should have been tipped off when the lead singer of Thin Lizzy sang "hey cmon fellas let's go watch the ladies strip and dance"

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Ronald AKA DJ Regularity's avatar Ronald AKA DJ Regularity @djregular.bsky.social
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For my fellow Cali folks.

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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Clowwwnnn CRYinnnggh Day ONE!

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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FWIW, Bonafide Masks is having a 30% off sale right now. This is where I've gotten my Powecom KN95 masks for years now. Not a paid spokesperson, ha ha, just a customer! bonafidemasks.com/powecom-kn95/

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This is something a guy says on the stand when they pull up the contents of his hard drive at trial.

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Amanda Marcotte's avatar Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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Project 2025 was from the Chris Rufo school of fascist communications, where you discuss your evil schemes out loud, confident the "normies" are not paying enough attention to notice.

But now it seems less politically engaged people are taking notice.

www.salon.com/2024/07/05/p...

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Tom Lommel's avatar Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com
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I had a chance to bid on the screen used onionskin blueprints used in the first Iron Man and to this day I regret I didn't follow through and try to win them. IIRC they went for $300, which was the kind of money I didn't have to throw around at that time.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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*radio* "Mr. President, we have beans! We have verified beans!!"

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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