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Kind of over the world being run by idiot boy-kings with near godlike power


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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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10) France shows some hope that if we're in October and staring down Trump 2.0 there will be a last minute surge against him, though we are a very different country 11) I'm not, personally, all that optimistic at this point, but we work with what we have fin

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Lol they signed a bill about it, this is shameful

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Memento Morty šŸŒ™'s avatar Memento Morty šŸŒ™ @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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The real cognitive decline here is watching the right support Trump, a fascist and a criminal. And I am dumber for having to witness it. We all are.

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John Brown stan account's avatar John Brown stan account @johnbrownstan.bsky.social
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Wonder why the White House would have a Parkinson's expert visiting over the last year. Very suspicious stuff

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Kevin Rothrock's avatar Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.bsky.social
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I think this is a good insight into Moscowā€™s approach in Ukraine (and elsewhere).

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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New York Times, July 5, 2025: ā€œBidenā€™s Stumbles And Gaffes During His Criticism of President Trumpā€™s Internment Camps Vindicate Age Concernsā€

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Gregory Hays's avatar Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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Karen Dalton Beninato šŸ¦'s avatar Karen Dalton Beninato šŸ¦ @kbeninato.bsky.social
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Roses are red Violets are bloomin

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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ok but seriously nut up. nobody here loves biden. Iā€™d rather vote for a sentient captcha machine that electrocutes my eyeballs every time I tag all the bicycles and it thinks I missed a fuckin train wheel. but thatā€™s what we got and if you want to live in a fantasy I have no time for your ass

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Emerence's avatar Emerence @damemyniah.bsky.social
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When I think about JK Rowling and/or Harry Potter, which admittedly I rarely do, I think of Ursula Le Guin calling the Harry Potter series ā€œstylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spiritedā€

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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On top of the racism it would be cool if a gentile saying this about the highest-ranking elected Jew in America was covered as half as antisemitic as anything Rashida Tlaib has said

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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gotta be honest it is pretty funny to watch the lol nothing matters bubble who spent nearly ten years using the mantra to cope with trump absolutely lose their shit finding out itā€™s a battlefield clearing weapon

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thomas the wank engine's avatar thomas the wank engine @nickywoolf.bsky.social
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if biden had stepped down and Gavin Newsom had won a clusterfuck primary season and nosedived the debate last night Nick Kristof would have just written "why dropping biden was the biggest mistake in American history"

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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I think a lot of politicians and political reporters think "low info voter" is like someone who isn't following congressional budget negotiations when actual low-info voters are like "guy who thinks the president appoints the NFL commissioner and are mad at him for suspending a player on their team"

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Patton Oswalt's avatar Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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ā€œI battle witā€™ Natskis And punchk papparatskis Iā€™m Sean Penn the Actor ManšŸŽ¶ā€

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Kieran Healy's avatar Kieran Healy @kjhealy.bsky.social
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New version of chatbot reaches level of function where it responds to all queries by making a little twisty-wrist gesture with pinched fingers and saying ā€œBut isnā€™t it more *complicated* than that?ā€

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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void answerQuery(string query) { return "well that's a very interesting question, but the upshot of my thesis is it depends on a bunch of factors"; }

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Inspector Ratchet's avatar Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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The honest truth is people with a good use case for AI were already using machine learning for potential products before chatgpt came along to make it a fad

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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eventually every big company just becomes a consultancy vehicle to find ways to charge more money for shittier products & worse services; while everyone notices this when itā€™s google or hbo or target, everyone really, really notices it when itā€™s airliners & rockets

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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I sometimes keep getting the same notifications over and over, no idea why

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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Evidence of it, there's rumors he has enrolled his kids in a school in California where he has a 7m beachfront home. His office has denied it tho

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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My favorite thing when stores end self checkout are the passive aggressive signs like ā€œdue to the actions of some untrustworthy costumers we unfortunately have been forced to discontinue this kioskā€ as if itā€™s my problem that you couldnā€™t rat out of paying someone 12 bucks an hour lol eat shit lol

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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Excluding actual wars, Brexit is one of the greatest own-goals of all time. Britain and Europe had forged something their finest leaders and intellectuals considered an impossible dream: an alliance of shared prosperity. Then Britain tore it up in a fit of nativist dipshittery.

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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ā€œit took me four years to realize they have been making fun of me the entire timeā€

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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imo professional use of AI art will come across as really cheap to regular people, and something like the NYT wants to cut corners but they don't want to be seen as low quality and cheap

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Like if you told Jim Davis that Garfield sucks heā€™d probably go ā€œheya pal I guess it is kinda bad but I am still having fun!ā€ but if you told Scott Adams that Dilbert sucks heā€™d try to do 65 year old Jiujitsu on you

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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Wtf, this is monstrous, how are those on the market

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Jean-Michel Connard's avatar Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social
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Cradle Catholics: We should try to be decent to people, probably do some charity. Converts: The heresy promulgated by the Novus Ordo Vatican in "Dignitas Infinita" reveals the very core of the Vatican II religion. Itā€™s apostate Romeā€™s formal acceptance of the Serpentā€™s false promise made in the gard

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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The face of someone setting his authentic boundaries around his butthole

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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Etymology is a hoot! A HOOT, I say.

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Amanda Marcotte's avatar Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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Rudy Giuliani and Steve Bannon are performing diabolical glee over getting arrested and sentenced.

Nuts to normal people, but candy for MAGA, who loves themselves a Batman villain.

I dig into *why* MAGA adores their criminal leaders.

www.salon.com/2024/06/13/r...

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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hard to believe the man is accused of rampant drug use

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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Look it's impossible to capture the paper of record's approach and priorities with the placement of only two headl--

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Hey you know how I keep talking about a global far right power grab that's leveraging disinformation in order to harden borders and thus consolidate resources?

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Agent Broflake's avatar Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social
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Offer very very very very small apples

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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that means itā€™s working and needs to be kept up

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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every poll is like "Biden falls behind Trump by 3 points in new poll of Rhode Island" and every special election is like "Dem who raised $13,000 comes within 2 points of winning district that was drawn specifically to elect a member of the Klan."

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Joe Bidenā€™s empathy for his fuckup son is one of the single most humanizing things about him and this is incredibly confusing to people who became fascists because their blue-haired enby grandchild told them no one says ā€œOrientalā€ anymore

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Allan Murphy's avatar Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social
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Elon just wanted to say "Faraday Cage" which he learnt from one of his engineers earlier today, doubtless.

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