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John Morris

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lapsed electrical engineer; still not enough paid music gigs to quit the day job; builder of rule engines and tools to help people get jobs. he/him


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… because he’s an American who’s never seen a train? Or a bus?

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Thanks to too much Disney, only Gaston is intimidating

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Lupita Nihongo's avatar Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social
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I got an iPad that’s like 14 years old or something that I use just to watch Disenchantment in my bedroom as I try to sleep and Netflix sent me SNAIL MAIL to tell me that they are going to stop supporting that iPad and I think they would have sent me a telegram if they could have.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸's avatar Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com
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I never thought I would read "Masks are proven to protect against the transmission of Covid-19 and other airborne viruses" in The New York Times but there it is. Thank you Violet Affleck. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/10/s...

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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And so however reluctant I am to vote for Joe Biden as a person, I am comfortable with the choices he has made in his cabinet, for the most part. But I'm still livid about the genocide, which is why I want to go protest the active president, even during election season.

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my friend sent me this picture of her rug

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The graphs say "cases ... at age 60", but none of GenX is 60 yet. So ... it only gets worse? Or, these are projections?

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Crockett Houghton 's avatar Crockett Houghton @crockettforreal.bsky.social
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I looked it up and it turns out there were zero book related deaths in 2023 and so far none in 2024 so, I don’t know, books may not be the problem.

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Just a tiny moment. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

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Colbert just said "Dictaphone" like it's a normal thing

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caffeine anxiety ego death's avatar caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
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I do not want any more Star Wars shows about Jedi. I want Star Wars shows about idiots and misanthropes doing space crimes in a starship that's a garbage truck

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Winifred Burton Updates's avatar Winifred Burton Updates @authorwinifred.bsky.social
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"I have this whole thing with Bohemian Rhapsody, I don't know if you know that song?" My heart, Gen Z, my heart. Y'all are precious.

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My brass band played it a couple months ago, and even that rocked!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 's avatar 𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social
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Showing a scientist all the little microscopic origami cranes I made prions fold into and getting a visit from the biosafety and security guys.

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Kelly Barnhill 's avatar Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social
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There's a new fake profile of me on Facebook. My picture, my correct information, posts about my books - all made about five hours ago. But . . . it's not me. I don't understand what drives people to do this and what their whole game is. But it's super unsettling.

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Kelly Barnhill 's avatar Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social
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I left FB FOR A REASON. I don't want to have to go back. I have no interest in building an "official" spot over there or whatever. I don't want anything to do with it. But maybe I have to? If I do, I fucking resent it.

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Carla Speed McNeil's avatar Carla Speed McNeil @carlaspeedmcneil.bsky.social
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We lost Michael Zulli today. Beautiful, lyrical, mystical storyteller, he was part of the BW Boom of the 80s with his PUMA BLUES, he drew some gorgeous stuff for SANDMAN, and a startlingly fun book about Alice Cooper. All that’s just for starters. Some people, you think will always be out there.

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As someone who usually avoids clowns, ... they're credibility went up for me with that comment

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Tade Thompson's avatar Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social
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If you give a Nigerian a drink with a straw in it, you might find that they'll take the straw out and blow through it rigorously before drinking with it. It's not voodoo. Sometimes, in warm climes, small insects take refuge in straws. So we would always blow through first. I still do it on reflex.

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They’d probably be lousy months, anyway

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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the "liberal media" everyone

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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If they want to have a contest and excitement, have members of the public imagine the best thing we can do with the money we get when we start taxing billionaires like they’re baristas, and first prize gets to choose a billionaire to get a deep audit.

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Gwenefar's avatar Gwenefar @gwenefar.bsky.social
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God I wish doctors wouldn't send seniors & people with language barriers home with vague instructions to do something online (order a specific medication, do pre-surgery intake, get a rebate) & assume it will just work out. There are still so many people for whom this is a huge barrier.

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I’m amused I also have notes in my C book from college, even though that was a frighteningly long time ago. My C book said that null was 0 (with a .h file definition of NULL), trying to use a 0 pointer was an error, and that that was about all there was to say about null.

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Nobody says that about my tuba practice

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ex-Lethality Jane's avatar ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social
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Inside you are two wolves: Marie Kondo telling you to get rid of items that don't bring joy, and Jessie from Toy Story 2 who says you are a monster if you throw away a toy that your kids haven't played with for a decade.

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Is the Spectrum outage across Texas going to turn out to be DNS?

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Tell me Terry Pratchett is still okay (apart from being gone)

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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Live your life such that your efforts to render the planet unlivable are not the subordinate clause in the one-sentence post about your death

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The War on Cars's avatar The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social
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Davis, CA figured it out in the 1960s and there were tons of studies through the 1970s that proved how safe and popular its Dutch-style bike lane network was. Forester and his acolytes ignored the Davis example almost entirely.

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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“softened language” = we started to realize this shit was polling badly so we are going to return to doing it quietly instead of loudly in the hopes that you forget

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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this movie really is peak American Century cinema. a film where the world is saved less by American technology or military strength then by American ingenuity and bravery born of a diverse, meritocratic society.

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It mights be pro-slavery, too, if the right cases came along.

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.

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David Noll 's avatar David Noll @david.noll.org
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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0's avatar Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0 @tammi.bsky.social
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Molly White's avatar Molly White @molly.wiki
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those arguing that taylor swift can't be a role model because she is an unmarried and childless woman at 34 are doing a great job of arguing that children need more women role models who are unmarried and childless at 34

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En Buen Ora's avatar En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
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have we even considered telling all these microbes we don't appreciate them infringing upon our freedom to not take protective anti-microbial steps

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CK DexterHaven's avatar CK DexterHaven @ckshowalter.bsky.social
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After 20 years on this earth, Skritch passed away in his sleep this afternoon. He was 5ish when he first wandered into Mom’s back yard. He went from wary stray to wary, beloved garage cat. In his last years, he’d sleep in a closet overnight, then bask in the sun He was adored, and will be missed.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness 's avatar Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness @indyfromspace.bsky.social
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Very happy for all you UK folks!!! May we be celebrating in the same way in November 🙏🏻

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