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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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no one warned me the vibe would just keep shifting
8 replies 40 reposts 153 likes
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Brock@brockteee.bsky.social |
237 followers 292 following 165 posts
Husband, Father, and Purveyor of Sensible Nonsense
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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no one warned me the vibe would just keep shifting
8 replies 40 reposts 153 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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HILF (homie I’d like to flatter)
2 replies 53 reposts 118 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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This is the vibe I’m bringing to the Fourth of July party
16 replies 49 reposts 241 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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There’s a frog in Africa that breaks its toes and shoves the bones out through its skin for a weapon when it is scared and i also do this
10 replies 63 reposts 176 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I need a gun holster for my chicken legs
5 replies 27 reposts 56 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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2 years now in the gym for me.I came straight from the couch, never exercised at all. I felt lethargic and tired all the time, no motivation. Now I feel better than ever and can bench 200lbs! You may not think you're a "gym person" but even if you start small and stay consistent, it's life changing!
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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Heard it's indestructible
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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I think some colonial stockings might come in handy to keep mosquitoes off your legs on the 4th.
0 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Siri how do I write a joke that won’t draw misogynistic douchebaggery? I’m sorry but there are no jokes that fit your description
14 replies 41 reposts 154 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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If I wipe my hands on your decorative towels I'm trying to say I believe you can become a person of substance
11 replies 77 reposts 203 likes
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SethFromThe716
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
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What do you call a cowboy who belches loudly while trying not to vomit? Wyatt URRRRRRRRRP
1 replies 6 reposts 13 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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Siri is a real one
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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My favorite conspiracy theory is that the number of pulls on the chain to turn off a fan changes every time
14 replies 79 reposts 321 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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AI is coming for your job and I will thoroughly enjoy finally getting exactly what I asked for on my burger.
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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I sat up under fireworks this weekend and had ashes raining down on me, otherwise known as micro-dosing the apocalypse.
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T
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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Maybe my kink is The Kinks you don’t know
2 replies 14 reposts 44 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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Not all heroes wear capes made of dollar bills.
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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I have this special skill...when it's hot outside, my body emits gallons of water.
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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or showing your can
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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As the social media proverb goes... if you're tan in the sand, you must be holding a can.
1 replies 1 reposts 11 likes
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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OD’ing on Diet Coke and starbursts. Don’t bother me.
0 replies 2 reposts 5 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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He's your guardian angel
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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My boss accused me of Quiet Quitting even though I’m literally shooting off bottle rockets in the parking deck right now
1 replies 30 reposts 98 likes
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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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No, I don't eat a lot of red meat. It turns brown when I cook it.
7 replies 35 reposts 234 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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apparently the old guys from the muppet’s balcony got in a big argument last night?
17 replies 107 reposts 393 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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I missed the debate but from what I hear, both the red and blue bots' software need updating, but those models are no longer compatible with the latest updates.
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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Vibes? No. I go off smell alone.
1 replies 7 reposts 27 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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Thanks for the extra stuffing in my biceps
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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oh my god, you might be right!
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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When someone says they need to "touch base" with you on something, that just means they want to play tag.
1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
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🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻
@billkezos.bsky.social
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i do not wish to be Involved in Things anymore
2 replies 5 reposts 53 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’m sorry but i can’t come to work today it’s too inconvenient
6 replies 71 reposts 225 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Don’t hesitate to reach out? And expose the vulnerable part of my wrist?
5 replies 51 reposts 134 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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sheer talent
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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Deep down I'm still thinking about that loaf of bread I crushed before making it home from the store.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I use the toaster oven in the bathtub just like everyone else
6 replies 39 reposts 112 likes
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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*day old coffee sitting on my desk* me: don’t mind if i do
8 replies 14 reposts 75 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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Hooters is shutting down a lot of locations, which is very shocking, but even more surprising that an owl themed restaurant lasted that long.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Bsky is a figment of my imagination
9 replies 23 reposts 79 likes
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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I waste so much money on coffee when my preference is being unconscious.
1 replies 14 reposts 35 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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my sweat
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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sign me up
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Parilani 🫧
@parilani.bsky.social
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road sign: FOLLOW DETOUR me: omg a quest
6 replies 41 reposts 95 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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I want a cybertruck just to be toxic.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’m happier right now than i’ve been in years and it’s ruining my joke content i need a new trauma
19 replies 49 reposts 217 likes
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Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
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I see her the corner of my room every night
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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to pee or not to pee that is that is the question (i don’t want to get out of bed yet)
12 replies 41 reposts 140 likes