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Greatest moment of my life is getting blocked by Rudy Giuliani on Twatter. Will block all bigots and MAGAts.

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Laura Seay @texasinafrica.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:08 UTC

Is that a...ventriloquist on the right?

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

Now that Biden has immunity he can do the world a massive favor. He won't, but it's nice to dream.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

You wrote the lyrics??? You genius! It's one of my favorite sketches and episodes!

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

If the President's above the law then Biden needs to make a unilateral decision to have trump, mtg, boebert, and all the magats rounded up and executed

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

The residents of Potato Bay can rest easy now that this dangerous babby is off the streets.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Yeeeeeeesssssss

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Tubi has a ton of old movies and really, really bad movies that even Mr. Crow T. Robot wouldn't be able to save.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

It's now on Tubi. I have it on DVD and I bought it on Amazon 🤣🤣

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

It's one of my favorite movies. Every once in a while, I have a spa night and watch The Women while I drink old-fashioned cocktails and/or wine.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

My baby! He's so precious I want to cry! 😭🥰😭🥰😭🥰😭🥰😭

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

Well, yeah. It's hard for him to hold a gun with those little legs.

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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

the goal here is so obviously to terrify people into submission apnews.com/article/trum...

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

Matagi No Momiji, from Hokkaido, is a pink deer with a shotgun for hunting hunters.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

Melon ducking suuuuuucks

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

For fuck's sake. I just rolled my eyes so hard I went temporarily blind.

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

damn this quote about london from the 1200s makes it sound so epic????

93 replies 385 reposts 1428 likes

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

Milkshake...duck!

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

Of course his name is Blaine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

Babies!!!! Give them the most obnoxious hugs and kisses for me.

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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

I don't know what international journalism prizes are out there, but Yuval Avraham should definitely get some. Amazing, amazing work.

www.972mag.com/icc-israel-s...

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Why you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

catᶜᵃᵗ

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Meanwhile in Ukraine @meanwhileua.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Make russia pay.. Tokyo.

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Can somebody please go climb the tower and tell King Kong to go home?

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

This is not a feel-good story. This reflects a horrid political choice to allow school lunch debt to continue to exist. Children shouldn’t have to rely on the potential generosity of others in order to not go hungry.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

That is a face that's just begging to be covered in kisses

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Hey kids, here's a thousand dollars that really won't help you at all, but don't be ungrateful assholes. Donate half of it.

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Princess ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

All you need is some creme de violette and lemon juice, and you can have aviation.

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

The last intact phonebook in the US I'm sure

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

We laugh, but that shit is coming

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

#TeamOrca

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

being a ghost is exhausting; aimlessly wandering the earth for all eternity, having to participate in pottery class, only Whoopi Goldberg can see you

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Shock

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

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Candygram for Mongo @candygramformongo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

So happy for #Switzerland. #TheCode is one of the best songs I've ever heard. #Eurovision #JusticeForJoost

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Davis @davis.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

it is really funny to think of Jack Dorsey as a guy in your neighborhood who just wants to open a weird crypto-anarchist techno club like you’d see in The Matrix but keeps accidentally creating fun lil coffee shops

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

I know I’m supposed to post cats but you guys have to check out this penguin. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

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Meanwhile in Ukraine @meanwhileua.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

Crimea is Ukraine! 🇺🇦💙💛 Crimea is Ukraine! 🇺🇦💙💛 Crimea is Ukraine! 🇺🇦💙💛

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