Alchem-E

@officelinebacker.bsky.social

409 followers 603 following 539 posts

Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Cookie Monster is my spirit animal. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

Shoulda kept my mouth shut 🤣

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Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Sorry I can't like your post but it already has 69 and I have respect for our American traditions

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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

No result?

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debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

FEED YOUR LAWN.. FEED IT feed it french fries

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Can someone explain to me what I’m talking about?

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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

Too bad the microplastics in my blood don't kill mosquitoes. That'd be nice.

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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @hellcatprincess.bsky.social 3

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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

Decisions, decisions

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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

Aging is the process of pain becoming less and less surprising

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:16 UTC

Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.

12 replies 56 reposts 165 likes

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

Well, I hope they’re pleased with themselves because it got me

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wonder jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

Me flirting in the 80’s: It’s on like Donkey Kong, bby 😏

2 replies 5 reposts 20 likes

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

the recurring intrusive thought that i might get tourette syndrome for the first time at work & tell my boss to fuck off during the big meeting

6 replies 16 reposts 66 likes

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

Guy: Oh, so you're into rock? What kind? Me: Metamorphic? Guy: Gneiss.

6 replies 16 reposts 101 likes

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BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

Yes, its me! I’m back I hate to ask, but I’d love to find my people again. Any chance you guys help me out?

22 replies 69 reposts 121 likes

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

heatwave needs to calm tf down

25 replies 114 reposts 689 likes

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

Don’t make me unleash my brain on you

6 replies 39 reposts 87 likes

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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

Settle down, lady, I was checking out your dog, not you.

0 replies 37 reposts 78 likes

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Find the person you want to be silly gooses with forever.

13 replies 88 reposts 258 likes

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Heat waves are stupid. I prefer freezing cold waves.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

"[Godzilla noise]" - Godzilla

8 replies 44 reposts 162 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @kimmalien.bsky.social 5

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

Do you ever think about how the Amish are out there building a barn with their bare hands and you’re too tired to put on pants

21 replies 57 reposts 230 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Welcome back, btw

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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Wouldn’t have it any other way

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

how can i be expected to work under these conditions???!!?* *when everyone's being silly on the internet

1 replies 32 reposts 102 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @aquavulva.bsky.social 5

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

demi lovato is short for demilitarized love potato

19 replies 143 reposts 569 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

I want a bear

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

“Bear with me.” Just kidding, I don’t have a bear.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I’m in the room.

1 replies 61 reposts 139 likes

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

I think I’m going to get myself a corduroy jacket with leather patches on the elbows and a tobacco pipe and try to get in with erudite bsky

4 replies 21 reposts 61 likes

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Hollywood Hill @hollywoodhill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

Officer, I know what it looks like, but did it look cool?

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

hello? where do we file our weather grievances?

14 replies 72 reposts 197 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

It was brutal. On both counts.

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

Gonna start replying "is this a sex thing?" on everyone's posts.

10 replies 41 reposts 91 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

Know what happens at the end of Shark Week?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

As a certified mason, I have to say that while she may be stacked, and that’s a fact, she is no brick house.

5 replies 29 reposts 75 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

Shingles is how I ended 2020. Perfect ending to a perfect year. 0/10 Do NOT recommend

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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Sorry

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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

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Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

Haha. You asked for it. You can run it back and take me down

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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Always wanted to marry a baker named Edith so I could have my cake and Edith, too

2 replies 28 reposts 86 likes

Alchem-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @daniellie.bsky.social 3

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

Wearing the headphones for a reason. Please take note.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

There is fresh fuckery afoot

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heiðrún @harpy.party
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

i'm glad i don't have the thing that makes you want to be around people

0 replies 7 reposts 28 likes